Did Zack Morris Bang Kelly,Jessie and Lisa In High School

[MoparOrNoCar]

As kids we all just wanted to see boobies. Same with the movie "Striptease". I didn't care about the movie, just the parts when Demi Moore was stripping.

Our parents wouldn't rent those back in the day because it was too obvious. A bunch of us in the neighborhood figured out that Species had some nice nude scenes so we would always get our parents to rent that and we'd report back to each other.

 

[HARRISON_3]

And in the end, Zack Morris married Kelly Kapowski.
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You're on a roll ITT.

Can you find out how many times they did it IRL?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

This settles it. Kelly spits!

 

[raty tat tat]

And in the end, Zack Morris married Kelly Kapowski.
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And got her pregnant too.

 

[raty tat tat]

I wonder if James T. Kirk is a descent of
his because of his way with the ladies.

 

[Langstarr]

Lol. Poor Elizabeth Berkley, that movie nearly ruined her. I remember as a kid when I saw the commercial for it and it said NC17, I was like what is that? Funny fact that it was or still is the highest grossing NC-17 movie of all-time. But critics just hated it.

Well, a few years later, the movie was on Cinemax and I didn’t care about the movie, I just wanted to see some boobies.

Lord almighty

 

[Big Al's Texas BBQ]

You all forgot about Becky:

 

[JackWhite]

You all forgot about Becky:

I'm afraid the thread has jumped the shark now. Bestiality is where I draw the line.

 

[bortt]

Zach was pretty cool but didn't he and Slater get beta'd by Jessie's stepbrother from New York?

Pretty sure this dude also raped Lisa or something

It was consensual. Zack bribed Lisa with MC Hammer tickets to have sex with the guy, so that he and Screech could secretly record it and sell the video to Belding.

Exploiting his friends for profit... just Zack being Zack.

 

[Langstarr]

Zach was pretty cool but didn't he and Slater get beta'd by Jessie's stepbrother from New York?

Pretty sure this dude also raped Lisa or something

Ooooooh yea!!! Forgot about this guy. I think he put screech inside a pile of tires and left him to die until the gang found him

 

[Langstarr]

Zack almost banged Jessie's soon to be Stepmom, Leslie the aerobics instructorView attachment 602193 View attachment 602195

damn man, you can practically see her vag in that first pic. Damn i love those old high rise bottoms from the 90's, and thank jeebus theyre making a comeback.

 

[Langstarr]

This guy almost corrupted Kelly. Zack and the gang saved the day though. Fucking Johnny Dakota

 

[Thrawn33]

Lol. Poor Elizabeth Berkley, that movie nearly ruined her. I remember as a kid when I saw the commercial for it and it said NC17, I was like what is that? Funny fact that it was or still is the highest grossing NC-17 movie of all-time. But critics just hated it.

Well, a few years later, the movie was on Cinemax and I didn’t care about the movie, I just wanted to see some boobies.

She was hot with straight hair as the high dollar whore in Any Given Sunday.