Did Zack Morris Bang Kelly,Jessie and Lisa In High School

Smokes said:
I remember he had a thing for Kelly but I thought he banged Lisa once and I swore he had a thing with Jessie too.

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How did he bang all 3 and still keep the squad together?
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lsa said:
Well honestly it seems according to Screetch book that he did not write they did.
Everybody was getting laid IRL except him. Which is why he came a loser.
I shit you not. Screetch should have read his own book before it hit the shelves..
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Poor Screech. The guy is a cautionary tale.
 
honestly i looked at the photo in op and thought it was a subtle attempt at trolling. what the fuck is with lisa's face there, she even has a unibrow. surprised nobody else commented on it, it's what i read the thread for lol.
 
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im guessing kelly is the popular one of these chicks bc there's way more photos of her
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GOAT show as a kid.

Imagine spending your life watching cartoons when quality content like this was about.
 
I bet he still walks down the street sometimes and gets recognised by some hot chick and they bang.
 
Joe_Armstrong said:
I bet he still walks down the street sometimes and gets recognised by some hot chick and they bang.
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I bet he walks down the street and stops time and has his way with whatever hot chick he wants then restarts time.
 
Breaking the fourth wall[edit]
In Saved by the Bell, Zack breaks the fourth wall on numerous occasions. During many episodes, he would introduce the episode, or speak his opinion on different topics, such as Slater, Kelly, etc. Usually when he is notably worried about something Zack says "Time Out", and make a motion with his hands similar to a basketball player requesting a time out from the referee, and everyone around him freezes. Immediately after, Zack usually offers his opinion, and says "Time In!" when he is finished, and the episode continues.

In "Video Yearbook," Zack uses his ability to stop time to alter the immediate future, when he "Times-Out", to avoid getting punched by Slater. Slater instead punches Mr. Belding because Zack moves out of the room, yet surprisingly none of the characters seem to notice when Zack suddenly disappears. When he "Times-Out" in this instance he also places a piece of paper between the lips of Kelly and a boy she is pretending to kiss.

In another episode, "Glee Club," Zack stops time to give Screech a cassette tape during a performance he was giving with the school choir. His power is able to selectively keep Screech unfrozen, much like Evie Garland's (from the television show Out of This World) ability to freeze and unfreeze time with hand gestures and selectively unfreeze individuals by tagging them.
 
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