Media Daniel Cormier Has 'Short' Jokes for Joe Rogan at UFC 255

[jeff7b9]

the guys been a fat lard ass his entire life, so obviously he has to try hard and point out others supposed flaws....rogan is in 10x better shape and is 10x more muscular...literally nobody would want to have dc's body....so if rogan wanted to, he could tear into dc and his lard ass dough body.

Fat jokes would be a good counter to the short jokes.


“It’s good to be back DC, I’m happy to see you have managed to avoid going hungry during the lockdowns. Does Popeyes deliver now?”

 

[GrantB13]

But Joe gets more pussy and has more $

Oh, ok.

 

[Tnellie30]

But Joe gets more pussy and has more $

They're both married. I haven't read too many threads yet today, but you win the award for dumbest post of the day, so far. Holy fucking frat boy, Batman.

 

[weaselkenievil]

Rogan annoyed me by telling me to ‘look at this’ all the time, I’m watching already Joe. Haven’t missed him at all but happy to have him back all the same.

 

[Deleted member 513083]

Why all the hate for Joe?

I mean he certainly doesn't give an extensive insight lawrence Kenshin Style but tbh I enjoy his stupid screaming especially with an empty arena sometimes.
But I honestly do not care about commentary that much focus more on the fight is more interesting imo-

 

[Jarvan]

Cormier vs Rogan

make it happen Dana

 

[bigconan]

Because muscles = fight ability. Lol that tub of lard is an olympic level wrestler, won titles in two weightclasses he was undersized for (since you claim he is fat, he should be at a disadvantage), yet still won with his skillset.

not saying dc can't fight...but his body isn't turning any heads. he only fights at heavyweight and even light heavyweight, cause his diet for the majority of the year is horrendous...if he ate well all year long, the guy could easily make middleweight...but instead, he only diets, when in fight camp. if he ate like GSP for example and maintained healthy eating habits, the guy could maintain proper bodyfat % and fight at a far lower weight class.

 

[rjmbrd]

DC is a great commentator, lets get that out of the way.

Putting that aside, he's ALWAYS a bully in the training room and in general. He clowns on everybody. The really telling part is how he cried uncontrollably, live on PPV, both times he lost to Jones.

So be it.

Glad Stipe beat him again.

 

[Carniusss]

anything else you wanna get off of your manlet mind?

Lol is that AV you?