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Dana White has helped my career flourish

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  1. Psychedelic Silver Belt

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    "We'll see what happens." ~ Dana White.

    I'm a big Dana White fan, and I consider there's many lessons to be learned from that guy's biography. Truly a stellar businessman, with imposing street smarts.

    I work as a project manager, and when faced with questions in which i'm supposed to give a clear answer, I give a vague answer and then follow up with: we'll see what happens, inspired by Uncle Dana. It makes me come across as pragmatic, flexible, and open to whatever may come.

    Since I started increasingly using this phrase, with a serious delivery (while dying from laughter on the inside), my business successes have exponentially increased. It can't be a coincidence.

    I know Dana lurks this place and is reading this. Thank you for everything, man !
     
  2. chitoortiz Silver Belt

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    "It is what it is"
     
  3. Brock Tober Brown Belt

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    Trump totally copied Dana.
     
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    Stealing Dana's lines...
    <{danayeah}>
     
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    Also when one of your minions fucks up, you can say "X was never my friend" before suggesting his firing to the upper management.

    And "So you wanna be a fucking ______?" when recruiting.
     
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    Well at least we finally know what name Dana uses on here now.
     
  8. Psychedelic Silver Belt

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    I could totally see myself use "X was never my friend" in a tongue in cheek way, but I would NEVER say "So do you wanna be a fucking _____ ?". Can't expect the man to be perfect at everything and he's got quite the unintentionally funny persona, but dude's an OG.
     
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    Don't forget to do that thing where you seem really tough and give ultimatums only for nothing to happen
     
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    I'm also a PM and the answer "We'll see what happens." is never acceptable.
     
  11. sonhow Silver Coin

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    "Listen..."
     
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    And remember to always start your conversations with "listen" and end them with "ya goof"
     
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    How's your lying? Do you lie in every conversation yet?
     
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    "We'll see what happens." ~ Kenny Florian
     
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    So Fucking Gay
     
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    Be sure use "goof". That seals the deal.
     
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    Yea right son. You pass out coupons for a living.
     
  18. Chain Saw Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    It works when you take into consideration what business he's in.

    "DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING FIGHTER?!!" - Badass, motivational, etc.

    "DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT?!" - Weird, unprofessional, etc.
     
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    He says "we have to see how this thing play out" a lot.
     
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