Dana White has helped my career flourish

[Psychedelic]

"We'll see what happens." ~ Dana White.

I'm a big Dana White fan, and I consider there's many lessons to be learned from that guy's biography. Truly a stellar businessman, with imposing street smarts.

I work as a project manager, and when faced with questions in which i'm supposed to give a clear answer, I give a vague answer and then follow up with: we'll see what happens, inspired by Uncle Dana. It makes me come across as pragmatic, flexible, and open to whatever may come.

Since I started increasingly using this phrase, with a serious delivery (while dying from laughter on the inside), my business successes have exponentially increased. It can't be a coincidence.

I know Dana lurks this place and is reading this. Thank you for everything, man !

 

[chitoortiz]

"It is what it is"

 

[Brock Tober]

Trump totally copied Dana.

 

[Leinster Rugby]

Stealing Dana's lines...

 

[Dragov]

 

[Finnish Fan]

Also when one of your minions fucks up, you can say "X was never my friend" before suggesting his firing to the upper management.

And "So you wanna be a fucking ______?" when recruiting.

 

[ChosenMMA]

Well at least we finally know what name Dana uses on here now.

 

[Psychedelic]

Also when one of your minions fucks up, you can say "X was never my friend" before suggesting his firing to the upper management.

And "So you wanna be a fucking ______?" when recruiting.

I could totally see myself use "X was never my friend" in a tongue in cheek way, but I would NEVER say "So do you wanna be a fucking _____ ?". Can't expect the man to be perfect at everything and he's got quite the unintentionally funny persona, but dude's an OG.

 

[KONE]

"We'll see what happens." ~ Dana White.

I'm a big Dana White fan, and I consider there's many lessons to be learned from that guy's biography. Truly a stellar businessman, with imposing street smarts.

I work as a project manager, and when faced with questions in which i'm supposed to give a clear answer, I give a vague answer and then follow up with: we'll see what happens, inspired by Uncle Dana. It makes me come across as pragmatic, flexible, and open to whatever may come.

Since I started increasingly using this phrase, with a serious delivery (while dying from laughter on the inside), my business successes have exponentially increased. It can't be a coincidence.

I know Dana lurks this place and is reading this. Thank you for everything, man !

Don't forget to do that thing where you seem really tough and give ultimatums only for nothing to happen

 

[BForrester]

I'm also a PM and the answer "We'll see what happens." is never acceptable.

 

[sonhow]

"Listen..."

 

[Credo]

And remember to always start your conversations with "listen" and end them with "ya goof"

 

[NoContest]

How's your lying? Do you lie in every conversation yet?

 

[Pitier of Fools]

"We'll see what happens." ~ Dana White.

"We'll see what happens." ~ Kenny Florian

 

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

So Fucking Gay

 

[Babaganoosh]

Be sure use "goof". That seals the deal.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Yea right son. You pass out coupons for a living.

 

[Chain Saw]

but I would NEVER say "So do you wanna be a fucking _____ ?"

It works when you take into consideration what business he's in.

"DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING FIGHTER?!!" - Badass, motivational, etc.

"DO YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT?!" - Weird, unprofessional, etc.

 

[John Wick]

He says "we have to see how this thing play out" a lot.

 

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