Dana White has helped my career flourish

[FrontNakedChoke]

If someone asks about a promotion tell them they're "in the mix"

 

[Psychedelic]

Yea right son. You pass out coupons for a living.

You wish, bum.

Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners.

 

[Psychedelic]

He says "we have see how things play out" a lot.

Thank you. I can use this for variation's sake. I am so bookmarking this thread.

 

[Air Lats]

I started cussing a bunch and got fired.

Dana White was never my fucking friend.

 

[Psychedelic]

If someone asks about a promotion tell them they're "in the mix"

Hahahhaha. Perfect.

 

[Harmonica]

I know Dana lurks this place and is reading this. Thank you for everything, man !

No, he doesn't.

 

[StraightleftKO]

"Trust me when I say this" Dana White

 

[Which Doctor]

LMAO.



What's next? Guys feeling successful for being the lead man in a chain gang?

 

[Air Lats]

You wish, bum.

Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners.

Winners focus on my dick, losers focus on other dicks.

"Platitude platitude platitude, platitude"

- Kenny Florian

Still love you Psychedelic.

 

[Kraysla]

You're comparing your shit job to DFW's? Really? The most perplexing decision you probably face is what flavor doughnut to stuff in your face while DFW runs a multi-billion dollar corporation. The guy's pretty open and honest compared to people who run pro sports leagues, so i don't get the complaint. He owes you an answer every time someone asks a question? Did you ever think that maybe there's a lot of unseen factors that go into his decisions and sometimes it takes time to weigh out the options?

Try not to get your Docker 'never wrinkles' in a bunch, big time project manager, and worry about your own bland life.

 

[Estrogenblocker1078]

All of your coworkers and subordinates think you're a sleazy fucking lying scumbag asshole. Congrats

 

[YodaBonZelda]

I'm also a PM and the answer "We'll see what happens." is never acceptable.

^This.

As a fellow PM for environmental contracting, I could never get away with "We'll see what happens."

Customer: "Dear Mr. Bon Zelda, I think my building is contaminated with asbestos, lead paint and mold. What should I do?"

"We'll see what happens."

Spoiler

 

[Air Lats]

Dana Whites Business Communication Strategy:

Talk big and who the fuck cares what actually happens or what is actually true.

All bluster.

 

[PubliusVentidius]

Dana White bio isn't inspirational at all, he just lucked out by having rich mafia friends.

 

[John Wick]

I said this girl at work walked around looking like Wanderlai Silva. No one laughed. I got fired. Thanks Dana.

 

[chitoortiz]

You're comparing your shit job to DFW's? Really? The most perplexing decision you probably face is what flavor doughnut to stuff in your face while DFW runs a multi-billion dollar corporation. The guy's pretty open and honest compared to people who run pro sports leagues, so i don't get the complaint. He owes you an answer every time someone asks a question? Did you ever think that maybe there's a lot of unseen factors that go into his decisions and sometimes it takes time to weigh out the options?

Try not to get your Docker 'never wrinkles' in a bunch, big time project manager, and worry about your own bland life.

Did you just say DFW is pretty open and honest?

 

[machidafan99]

To GSP "That's weird" referring to wanting improved testing

 

[NRFC]

I'm also a PM and the answer "We'll see what happens." is never acceptable.

TS, I am as well and it looks like I will have to report you to the PMI.

Consequently, lots a people go around calling themselves a "Project Manager". It does not mean what you think it means.

 

[BJP81]

You'll be sparring with eggheads on Twitter in no time.

 

[CleverNameEh]

"Listen, here's the thing", "it is what it is", "we'll see what happens".