Dad found a body

[snoop dogg***]

misleading title

 

[motorboatJones]

He didn't save the guys life. Some other guy pulled up and actually had the compassion to go over and check on the guy. Your old man-in-law is paranoid.

He found him and called 911. No one else did so keep hating on the facts.

 

[Caution]

The thread title needs tweaking as it wasn't a body and it wasn't your dad.

 

[Madmick]

Daddy wants to f**k!

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Disappointing thread.

 

[MortalWombat]

on the plus side, no one got seriously injured in the creation of this story. So there's that.

 

[Captain Davis]

I walked in from work this morning and found a body in my bed. I shook her and she barely made out a few words, but it was something like "what the hell are you doing?" it turns out it was my wife sleeping. I started to make a thread about it, then realized it wasn't very heroic.

 

[Simian Raticus]

Dad found a person.

This. Thread title makes empty promises.

 

[GracieNutHugger]

I walked in from work this morning and found a body in my bed. I shook her and she barely made out a few words, but it was something like "what the hell are you doing?" it turns out it was my wife sleeping. I started to make a thread about it, then realized it wasn't very heroic.

You shouldn't have touched the body, you could have gotten sued or some shit. Next time don't be a hero. Call 911 and leave that kind of stuff to the authorities.

 

[Deleted member 407839]

I walked in from work this morning and found a body in my bed. I shook her and she barely made out a few words, but it was something like "what the hell are you doing?" it turns out it was my wife sleeping. I started to make a thread about it, then realized it wasn't very heroic.

You shouldn't have touched the body, you could have gotten sued or some shit. Next time don't be a hero. Call 911 and leave that kind of stuff to the authorities.

 

[Cicero**]

I walked in from work this morning and found a body in my bed. I shook her and she barely made out a few words, but it was something like "what the hell are you doing?" it turns out it was my wife sleeping. I started to make a thread about it, then realized it wasn't very heroic.

Is she still tied up?

 

[Phreaxer]

No your a vag

you're*


And yeah, the thread title is inaccurate

 

[Big Sissy]

Did he work for Microsoft? If he did i bet you werent too disappointed

 

[PalharesIsHulk**]

Title said it was your dad who found a body but in the OP you say it's your step-dad and the guy he found wasn't even dead.

Lies on top of lies. Shame on you.

 

[fingercuffs]

No your a vag

Hi, Memory.

 

[Big Sissy]

Thread title should be "Flubbergunt"

 

[ghoul]

is that what happened to kimble?

Yeah, where the fuck is Kimble?

 

[CyberRubberDuck]

LooooL at Ts's gutless Dad for being a bish.

Tell him from me he is a pussy.

 

[equus]

body means deceased

 

[TSK]

Lame for not doing more to help the guy. Calling 911 is a bare minimum. People are so distrustful, it's disturbing.

And lame for the misleading thread title. 'A body' refers to a corpse, not a living person.

And lame for calling the 911 operator a bish. They did nothing wrong.

In fairness, the the guy (Larry) is 70 years old. What did you want him to do? He called 911 and made sure someone who could help was notified.