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[CrashZero]

bwahahahah, ok. Im guessing the poisen and wet dog food thing will work. What kind I dunno but you got other options too, get a paintball gun, a decent cheap one and get some good paintballs and freezem solid. Sneak up on the lil one and see how fast he runs after gettin hit with a few of those suckers.

Make sure its a paintball gun you dont care about because somtimes frozen paintballs mess up the guns

 

[CrashZero]

dont forget to pop him every time he shows up too, he'll eventually be scared

 

[JKDShootFight]

Interesting idea with the paintgun....I did something similar in '56 while I was in Korea. This goddamn mangy mutt kept stealing my C-rations everyday, so I fired a warning shot with my M-1 Garande and it either hit him or scared him to death....come to find out it was the majors dog, so I had latrine duty for 6 months....shittiest days of my life..literally