So I walk into the cinder block and extension cord section to get some adequate equipment to fix my septic tank since my goddamn hippy neighbors dog keeps digging it up and spreading shit all over my yard. They have one of those stupid little yapping dogs. I think they said once it was a Jack Daniels Terrier but I really can't remember. Anyway that little shit slinger has more goddamn energy than a greased up squirrel on amphetamines and it keeps digging up my back yard, thats how I fell in that hole and broke my hip...I was sober at the time damnmit. Anyway this little pimply kid in the orange vest looks at me all perplexed like and starts stammering, so I hit him in the head with a cinder block to help knock the words out of him. When I got home the damn police were here wanting to arrest me for assault. I was just trying to help the kid out....WTF....this is the problem with people in this country...always wanting to go to court. But I know all will be ok since Law and Order taught me that Justice prevails 50% of the time.