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You should've just 69'd her.I dumped a super hot Korean girl because her breath smelled like Kimchi and Shit.
You should've just 69'd her.I dumped a super hot Korean girl because her breath smelled like Kimchi and Shit.
No.She couldnt control it, due to some condition. Her breath, body odor, everthing always smells really bad. Like as if she hadnt showed in weeks.
I knew this gorgeous Scottish girl. She had this little dweeb boyfriend but she was a sweet girl so she wasn't the type to cheat.
So a couple years later I'm in Scotland and she's broken up with the boyfriend. She and I are alone in an apartment and she's giving all the signals.
So we start talking real close and I get a whiff of the breath of a dead person.
She smoked, so that might have been part of it, but it was worse than just smoker breath. It's impossible to describe other than it smelled like if you put your nose in a dead body's mouth.
I made an excuse and got the fuck out of there. I can't even begin to imagine what her box would have smelled like.
I knew a girl who smelled like an open asshole. Like if you were face down ass up just spreading your cheeks in a small room for hours, that’s what it smelled like if you walked into a room her in it. Shit was off the chain
I’m not sure how I feel about this, “off the chain”I knew a girl who smelled like an open asshole. Like if you were face down ass up just spreading your cheeks in a small room for hours, that’s what it smelled like if you walked into a room her in it. Shit was off the chain
I dumped a super hot Korean girl because her breath smelled like Kimchi and Shit.