Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

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RoyJonesJr said:
My two theories

A) Either he's using some extremely advanced cycling and that's why he keeps and it doesn't add up.


B) Or, he's so bad at cycling that everytime he gets caught it throws off USADA. They aren't used to this level of carelessness. Like nobody could be this dumb to show pass a test then 24 hours later have a picogram of Turnibol.
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I'm a huge Jones fan (mainly because I hate Cormier) and I agree 100.
 
Blanqa Blanqua said:
Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

I've been reading in here how he could avoid detection like Russian Olympians by using TBOL like a mouthwash to avoid it going to his stomach.

But could he be doing this as a suppository? (By putting in his anus)

Or a TBOL enema? (flushing the anus with TBOL sauce / liquid)

You guys are far more informed than me. Have you considered this? Is it going on out there?

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I’m pretty sure he is because he tends to be an ass.
 
Im glad this shit is still here.
 
Blanqa Blanqua said:
Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

I've been reading in here how he could avoid detection like Russian Olympians by using TBOL like a mouthwash to avoid it going to his stomach.

But could he be doing this as a suppository? (By putting in his anus)

Or a TBOL enema? (flushing the anus with TBOL sauce / liquid)

You guys are far more informed than me. Have you considered this? Is it going on out there?

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After the latest scandals in cross-country skiing, I'm leaning towards blood doping (or whatever u call it in english). This is a very effective method for increasing stamina and oxygen uptake. A study I just read showed roughly 20% increases in performance and uptake. This would also explain the pulsing, I.e. he is injecting his own contaminated (from previous use of tbol) blood prior to fights. Apart from potential contamination from previous anabolic use (and only a fuck up like Jones would manage fucking it up like that), blood doping is virtually impossible to detect.
 
Snazyrazy said:
After the latest scandals in cross-country skiing, I'm leaning towards blood doping (or whatever u call it in english). This is a very effective method for increasing stamina and oxygen uptake. A study I just read showed roughly 20% increases in performance and uptake. This would also explain the pulsing, I.e. he is injecting his own contaminated (from previous use of tbol) blood prior to fights. Apart from potential contamination from previous anabolic use (and only a fuck up like Jones would manage fucking it up like that), blood doping is virtually impossible to detect.
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That's what BJ Penn accused GSP of a long time ago I think?
 
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