Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

[The Crow]

Jonathan pedhead is probably shoving roids in every opening as we speak.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Diego Sanchez is checking Jon Jones ass as we speak.

 

[Rav7n]

Something stinks.. We should be really anal in our quest for the truth.
No if and or butt's..

Sphincter.....

 

[Deleted member 429137]

It would explain a lot. He probably wasn't expecting to pee out of his butt for the last test.

 

[Sir Punchalot]

 

[Credo]

Calling all Sherdog proctologists and PED professors

 

[Deleted member 498977]

Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

I've been reading in here how he could avoid detection like Russian Olympians by using TBOL like a mouthwash to avoid it going to his stomach.

But could he be doing this as a suppository? (By putting in his anus)

Or a TBOL enema? (flushing the anus with TBOL sauce / liquid)

You guys are far more informed than me. Have you considered this? Is it going on out there?

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Hmmm, now taking your theory into consideration, DC's words get a new deph..

 

[Ken Oath]

He realised how much more potent cocaine was when sniffing it off one sluts anus that he experiemented with T-Bol up the old pooper.

But he got a little excited during a drug test and his inner scphincter accidentally pulsated rather than puckered and therefore released the T-Bol into the bloodstream.*




*actual science from USADA.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Calling all Sherdog proctologists and PED professors

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

He realised how much more potent cocaine was when sniffing it off one sluts anus that he experiemented with T-Bol up the old pooper.

But he got a little excited during a drug test and his inner scphincter accidentally pulsated rather than puckered and therefore released the T-Bol into the bloodstream.*





*actual science from USADA.

 

[JT RIPPER]

Dude...

 

[Lokkison]

B) Or, he's so bad at cycling that everytime he gets caught it throws off USADA. They aren't used to this level of carelessness. Like nobody could be this dumb to show pass a test then 24 hours later have a picogram of Turnibol.

A picogram? Or 60 Picogram's per Millilitre of urine...

 

[antithetic]

Hopefully.

 

[ostlerrage]

Danal White can help him out surely.

 

[Toad Frogan]

He realised how much more potent cocaine was when sniffing it off one sluts anus that he experiemented with T-Bol up the old pooper.

But he got a little excited during a drug test and his inner scphincter accidentally pulsated rather than puckered and therefore released the T-Bol into the bloodstream.*




*actual science from USADA.

It's way too early for this. I'm fucking dead over here.

<Lmaoo>






Excellent use of pulsing.

 

[Toad Frogan]

I'm pulsating super hard over here!

 

[depassage]

Jones is clean.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Jones is clean.

From the enema?

 

[Lift2live]

Why do so many sherdoggers be so disgusting? Why cant you just be normal adults with normal manners?

Is it really that difficult?

incelness makes them as such. uwe all know in real life they r some nerd dorks with no life. wierd ppl

 

[Zefram Cochrane]

This is like that one gold medal olympic sprinter that said swapping spit with his girlfriend is what made him flag a USADA violation..

There was also that weightlifter that tried to say she swallowed and her boyfriend was on all sorts of roids. Her coach put the rumor outside to test the water, but then they went for a more orthodox defense.