Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

[Blanqa Blanqua]

It seems to be everyone else that's taking it in the arse over this.

QFT

 

[ermac88]

Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

I've been reading in here how he could avoid detection like Russian Olympians by using TBOL like a mouthwash to avoid it going to his stomach.

But could he be doing this as a suppository? (By putting in his anus)

Or a TBOL enema? (flushing the anus with TBOL sauce / liquid)

You guys are far more informed than me. Have you considered this? Is it going on out there?

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Very strange homosexual post.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Very strange homosexual post.

Perhaps you are projecting.

 

[Draxton]

My two theories

A) Either he's using some extremely advanced cycling and that's why he keeps and it doesn't add up.


B) Or, he's so bad at cycling that everytime he gets caught it throws off USADA. They aren't used to this level of carelessness. Like nobody could be this dumb to show pass a test then 24 hours later have a picogram of Turnibol.

60 picograms.

 

[Tylerl90]

Dude.... Let it go lmao

 

[linch]

We don't know much about sticking things up our asses here, but TS seems to be an expert

 

[maxi diablo]

Well, Jones sure likes to F himself.

 

[trident]

If you can soak a tampon is grain alcohol, shove it up your ass and get drunk, I suppose an anal turinibol would work too.

 

[ostlerrage]

Danal White is inserting them for sure.

 

[ermac88]

Perhaps you are projecting.

I didnt make strange odd post, so no

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I didnt make strange odd post, so no

Hmmmmm.


You originated a non existent homosexual aspect though.


And telling too, it is, that you omitted this in your response.


It seems I was correct.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

If you can soak a tampon is grain alcohol, shove it up your ass and get drunk, I suppose an anal turinibol would work too.

Interesting. Verrrry interesting.

 

[trident]

Interesting. Verrrry interesting.

Play around with it. You could dissolve half an oxycontin and some meth in the alcohol. Many options.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Play around with it. You could dissolve half an oxycontin and some meth in the alcohol. Many options.

I'm literally lolling here bro.

I ain't trying that shit. But it's very interesting.

 

[trident]

I'm literally lolling here bro.

I ain't trying that shit. But it's very interesting.

Something about sherdog brings the high schooler out in me

 

[knock_you_out]

He took dick pills, not ass pills.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Something about sherdog brings the high schooler out in me

Lol. I genuinely appreciate it, brings Colour to the forum. In my day some guys put acid tabs under their eyelids, and one girl I was banging liked to use Es as suppositories, that's about as close I get.

 

[ermac88]

Hmmmmm.


You originated a non existent homosexual aspect though.


And telling too, it is, that you omitted this in your response.


It seems I was correct.

huh?
The post is blatantly weird talking about a fighters ass.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

huh?
The post is blatantly weird talking about a fighters ass.

You're fixating on that, erroneously.

The reality is it's a simple thread about a common medical practice which asks if it could be used in the application of PEDS to avoid detection.

 

[Brettco]

Could Jon Jones be using suppositories? (PED in his anus)

I've been reading in here how he could avoid detection like Russian Olympians by using TBOL like a mouthwash to avoid it going to his stomach.

But could he be doing this as a suppository? (By putting in his anus)

Or a TBOL enema? (flushing the anus with TBOL sauce / liquid)

You guys are far more informed than me. Have you considered this? Is it going on out there?

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I like it