Law Coronavirus the US GOV'T Response analysis Thread v2

[A Lurker]

Listening to Mike Pence talk there is 0 chance that Mike Pence wouldn’t let Trump sit on his face for the entire 3 hour “executive time” he has everyday.

The 2 of them, trump sitting in his underwear watching Fox News and sitting on Pences face.

I am very lucky boy, in that I look at my wife in the same way Pence looks at Trump.

It is sad that Pence's feelings are unrequited.

 

[cincymma79]

 

[AgonyandIrony]

A very sad comedian

Hol' up.

 

[NickNick]

I think he still wins, you severely underestimate how dumb voters are here.

Eh, he didn't really blow Hillary out of the water and lost the popular vote by a decent amount. Before this pandemic shit I'd say it was a toss up but he's coming out of this pretty bad. Literally the only positive thing he had to keep leaning on was the economy which is in the shitter now and the foreseeable future.

 

[Jar of Flies]

And he's Canadian. Whats wrong with him.

That’s a self-answering question isn’t it?

Something has to be off with someone who’s posts are 90% of the time about a different countries politics. If he’s a troll, well than at least that’s a hobby I guess, but I think his unconditional love of another country’s leader is something deeper. And much sadder.

 

[KOFalconPunch]

Time to realize we been swindled.


This seems to be a trend. It’s not over yet but our pockets been robbed.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

What a relief

 

[Billy no mates]

What a relief

I'ts such a comfort to us all that the the leader of the free world is such a together guy , calm and collected in the face of a crisis .......

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

What a relief

Oh

 

[A Lurker]

What a relief

I freely admit, I've had a couple, but I am now confused. I thought he was being sarcastic to the press and as my good friend @HereticBD said it was a "Perfectly reasonable explanation"; it now appears Trump was speaking to his Laboratory expert according to Trump's Tweet.

I don't understand why Trump is claiming he was being sarcastic to his Laboratory Expert? @HereticBD can you please help explain why this is a good thing?

 

[Magooglie]

Oh

The dementia continues.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Oh

It's wild that this actually works on some people. But at least when he flounders a bit before sticking to a lie we get to see his supporters act like Chomsky breaking down linguistics lol.

"No you see... He wasn't actually looking at her like the video shows. Since her eyes were glazed over with despair at the president asking such a stupid question, they created a perfect mirror and he was able to look at the person who wasn't there through a series of elaborate mirrors. Fake News doesn't even know how mirrors work".

 

[HARRISON_3]

What a relief

Lol, he doesn't know when to quit

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Lol, he doesn't know when to quit

Imagine that's a random person typing that up.
Then remember it's the president.
Then do your best Chili's manager impression and seem shocked most Americans don't trust him as a leader.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Holy shit is he actually throwing in the towel

 

[A Lurker]

Holy shit is he actually throwing in the towel

I'm guessing this is a good move but as previously stated I've had couple, so I cannot think of a sensible reason. Luckily my buddy @HereticBD will be along shortly, to explain why you muppets are all wrong and this is a really good move by Trump. @HereticBD over to you pal.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Holy shit is he actually throwing in the towel

I bet it's driving him absolutely insane. There is a man that is almost never accountable for anything, big or small, but the humiliation over rambling about injecting disinfectants has actually broken through to all but the hardiest members of his base. This time the professional bully has too small of a crowd standing behind laughing along uncomfortably, and I think he probably hates it deeply.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I think the best part of that tweet is how he somehow manages to still shoehorn in some whining about other people's ratings

 

[andnowweknow]

Holy shit is he actually throwing in the towel

He acts as if people can't judge for themselves the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. He blames everyone but himself for stuff he says.

 

[A Lurker]

Any minute now