News CoronaVIRUS MEGA THREAD DEATH TOLL: 452,271

[IloveTHIS]

I ain't scared of no stupid flu. My elite genetics will protect me

 

[sjon22]

Supposedly, it has a 15% mortality rate which is more than any flu or cold.

I read 2% and all the people that have died were already gravely ill.

To complare SARS had a 10% Mortality rate.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Ramp up your sobbing, crying and weeping if thats even possible for a sherdogger, theyre either always tears or never. Since its transmitted through eyes apparently.

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

I'm not sure what it is, but I know we are covering it like crazy at work. Currently the last worldwide reported numbers are 7,783 confirmed cases and 170 deaths(2.1%). There are also 133 currently reported to have recovered from the virus.

The 2 week incubation period is the real unknown for this virus though.

 

[Merlotte's]

You have Lou Gehrig’s disease

 

[Nimrod]

Supposedly, it has a 15% mortality rate which is more than any flu or cold.

I think it much lower than that ..

6000 and only 130 deaths so far .. Thats about 2% ... Normal flu is way more.

 

[5crew]

For the past week, I've been telling all my friends that there is NO reasons to panic.

The numbers of infected will blown up within 5 to 7 days just because of the 2 weeks incubation period and Lunar New Year was last Saturday. But as mentioned, the mortality rate is very low, compared to other Coronavirus, like SARS. At least this current strain of virus is.

Media reports is making people that ONLY read these reports and watches news worry so much. It make people with common flu worry too much and rushes themselves to hospital and get themselves exposed to the real virus ironically.

If you really study deeper into it, until it mutates, there is NO reason to panic at all.

 

[JAEGERX]

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

holy shit boys, look at that death boner, if that keeps up we're gone bro

 

[JAEGERX]

Russia closes 2700 mile border with China, Russian Overlord Vladimir Putin said and i quote "all y'all motherfuckers dont bring that shit to my spot or my people is gonna straight up book your ass ya' feel me, peace"

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/30/russia-closes-2700-mile-border-china-stop-coronavirus-12151466/

 

[JAEGERX]

i fly on planes. safest way to travel.

is it doe

is it

 

[koolinkunming]

As long as they don't eat balut. That shit's gross.

Watched an actual cockfight once. Both roosters ended up dying.

 

[Nimrod]

That's based off what China is reporting though. I think those numbers are suspect.

Probably .. China will be down playing whatever is happening in actual reality..

 

[JAEGERX]

Virus spreads to India, might want to stop shitting on the street you dirty motherfuckers

 

[Clippy]

aw geez

take this shit to the war room

 

[SalvadorAllende]

aw geez

take this shit to the war room

It's already there too. Coronovirus has infected both Mayberry Lounge and The Incel Room

 

[Clippy]

It's already there too. Coronovirus has infected both Mayberry Lounge and The Incel Room

LOL this is worse than I thought

 

[BearGrounds]

Cure is already on a shelf somewhere. Waiting.....

 

[Oblivian]

I just had the stomach flu and it was the sickest that I've been in years. First few hours were all puking and that was followed for the next few hours by constant diarrhea. Following that, I had the worst body aches, fever, cold chills, etc. while still having a bit of diarrhea. It was so bad that I couldn't sleep or even concentrate to watch TV. Over those two days, I ate two pieces of toast and a banana. The third day I started to get better, but my stomach could barely handle anything still.

That's the type of sickness that's been going around here. They even closed a school all week since 20% of the students/staff were out sick on Monday. More were getting sick at school that day too, so they said fuck this!

 

[rj144]

I just had the stomach flu and it was the sickest that I've been in years. First few hours were all puking and that was followed for the next few hours by constant diarrhea. Following that, I had the worst body aches, fever, cold chills, etc. while still having a bit of diarrhea. It was so bad that I couldn't sleep or even concentrate to watch TV. Over those two days, I ate two pieces of toast and a banana. The third day I started to get better, but my stomach could barely handle anything still.

That's the type of sickness that's been going around here. They even closed a school all week since 20% of the students/staff were out sick on Monday. More were getting sick at school that day too, so they said fuck this!

Where's here and what's the school?

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Just get plenty of rest, Vitamin C, water and have a bowl of bat noodle soup