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Are you scared of getting the Coronavirus?

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  2. I'm very scared.

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  3. I'm moderately scared.

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  1. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    The chinese communist dictatorship has cancelled the biggest celebration in China where people travel thousands of miles to be with family and celebrate new year because everything is worse than they said, we are fucked, get prepared for shit to get super real right now bro



    updates that are definetly not fake news in cnn: https://edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-intl-hnk/index.html

    New year is cancelled for apocalypse: https://nypost.com/2020/01/23/china-cancels-plans-for-new-year-celebrations-as-coronavirus-spreads/

    People dying on the street: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10808633/coronavirus-wuhan-zombieland/

    North Korea closes borders: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2...eign-tourists-coronavirus-china/#.XipF32gzaUk

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  2. Patof Ace Degenerate

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    Nah we'll be fine.

    At least I will be when I escaped in northern Canada.
     
  3. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    you belive you are safe in Canadia territory? are you in the deep woods stacked with guns and shit?
     
  4. Ponyo Cranial Impalement Platinum Member

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    Isn't there always some epidemic every couple of years that's suppose to be the end of us?

    As usual, it will pass.

     
  5. loyalyolayal Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    And it always starts in China.
     
  6. boingyman If can, can. If no can, no can.

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    Damn China. Don't they think it's coming from eating snakes or possibly some other random wild animal that majority of the world don't typically eat? So pissed because I will be in Hong Kong in April for about 4 days after being in Japan for about 10 days. Hope it doesn't spread like crazy in Hong Kong by then, but those tourist from mainland China are rampant everywhere these days....
     
  7. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    the fuck was that you insensitive bigot, can i interest you into some delicious bat soup? that is good eating, classy eatin right there, definetly no apocalypse disease related
     
  8. marioh Red Belt

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    i have faith my immune system will kick the shit out of that virus, like it typically does with everything else.
    and last i checked, the virus wasn't running a 100% kill rate (yet), so, come at me corona virus.

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  9. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    you in NYC, a big city like that is gonna be alot of fun in a chinese bat soup disease pandemic
     
  10. marioh Red Belt

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    if people die, they die.
     
  11. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    25 dead so far, BUT HEY THESE ARE CHINESE COMMUNIST NUMBERS, so... the real number must be hundreds of thousands

    trusting the accuracy of communist numbers information is silly

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  12. rj144 Gold Belt

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    It's a coronavaris, not a Corona Virus... not this:

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  13. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    fuck you, you cant take my beer, this is america
     
  14. Aegon Spengler Gold Belt

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    Damn bro, you have the "let me bang bro" anti-virus
     
  20. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    Just wanna share some weird concidence with you peeps, you see in the book WORLD WAR Z, all the apocalyptic shit that goes down starts in China, sure they lock it down just like now, even faster and better, but in the book they talk about all the endless ways to bribe corrupted government and customs officials and leave the country anyway, JUST LIKE ITS HAPPENING NOW, and this shit spreaded to the entire planet in a week, just wanted to share that interesting literary capsule you know, just that little thing
     
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