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Cop: "We only kill black people"

Lol...I'm not even going to bother responding to your brainless ass. You sound like a little boy.
you said you always get out of your traffic tickets by keeping your mouth shut. You know if you talk and are cordial and say the right things you don't have to implicate yourself. Use your brain dummy.
 
you said you always get out of your traffic tickets by keeping your mouth shut. You know if you talk and are cordial and say the right things you don't have to implicate yourself. Use your brain dummy.


I'm not talking about traffic tickets. WTF? LOL
 
I'm not talking about not doing anything wrong and just getting pulled over, if it's about that then yeah you be friendly. But you obviously don't understand what I'm trying to say. Dumb ass

sounds like you are talking about traffic tickets to me
 
sounds like you are talking about traffic tickets to me


I specifically mentioned I am not talking about if you get pulled over for a simple traffic infraction. If that happens yes you be friendly with the cop and go on your way.

I am saying if you are suspected of a crime and you were arrested and brought in for questioning by an agent, you do not talk. You get a lawyer and deal with everything through your lawyer period. This has NOTHING to do with being pulled over for some traffic violation. Jesus fucking christ
 
If you made that joke working at mcdonalds you would be be fired. If nothing happens to a cop for it then that's a travesty. We need to hold our police to a higher standard.
 
BTW, this thread is why cops don't have senses of humor. They're not permitted them. So don't bitch about that in the future. Remember the reason.

Surely you understand that telling a joke about the Dallas Cowboys and telling a joke about killing minorities are two TOTALLY different things right?

If you can't tell a joke without insinuating that you only kill minorities, then maybe you don't need to be telling jokes. How thick of you, Mick.
 
rofl obviously the guy was joking. I actually thought that was funny. Seems like a nice cop. It would've been fine if he was an asshole cop but since he was trying to be nice by reassuring/calming the suspect, he was fired.

Is this what you guys want? More asshole cops and less nice cops?
 
Waiting for the Nazis to spin this.

How deflating is it to rack your little brain so hard to try and elicit a reaction , only to be met with crickets?

I hope you're more successful in you're real life than you are at playing provocateur in your fantasy one here.

You dont have the requisite cpu to consistently pull off what you're trying to do , son. Sorry .
 
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If you made that joke working at mcdonalds you would be be fired. If nothing happens to a cop for it then that's a travesty. We need to hold our police to a higher standard.

The joke wouldn't work at Mcdonalds.
 
Checks CBC to see if they are running this story as well to push their usual agendas. Sure enough

CBC headline:

Georgia police officer tells woman 'we only kill black people'
 
How about saying "We only spit in the food of black people" to other customers.

Maybe if there was a sustained campaign pushing that narrative to the point of parody, and a white person was worried about someone spitting in her food

In which case if the McDonalds worker jokingly said that, there could be a comparison.

I'm sure if people wanted to be outraged by that sort of thing they could dig deep and find some.
 
Is it poor taste when I say 'Good to know' as a white person?
 
How about saying "We only spit in the food of black people" to other customers.

That's definitely more in the right direction, but it's not really based on a true stereotype. The joke is that cops discriminate against black people, which is why it works, but McD's is not known for disliking black people so it's not quite apt.
 
It was obviously a joke but done at a stupid time and in a situation where he should've had more awareness. We've all heard those ridiculous and dark "baby" jokes -- we all would a bit freaked out if we heard a daycare provider on the job say them.
 
He was joking clearly. We have a cop at our gym who made almost the exact same thing. He had someone's arm trapped behind their back and jokingly said "Stop resisting". The guy said "please don't shoot officer". He responded "Relax, you're white". Everyone laughed, including the 4 or 5 black dudes in the room.

It is definitely a little different when they are on the job though, but still, firing seems crazy. Cops actually shoot black people and don't get fired.
It's 100% totally different when you are in a group who know you well where you can say,"yeah, well, these guys know I'm not like that."
 
The joke doesn't work if the person is black, you'd have to come up with something else. I'm no good at jokes, I don't know what would make them laugh, but black person... cop... the material is there.
Like, don't worry, you're safe as long as I'm around, but that other guy....

It would still be an awful thing for a cop to say to a civilian.
 
funny but maybe not the best situation to use it in .. you don't know who you're talking to and don't know how they'll react to shit like that .. not everyone is into dark humor .. best to keep those jokes to people you know well
 
That's definitely more in the right direction, but it's not really based on a true stereotype. The joke is that cops discriminate against black people, which is why it works, but McD's is not known for disliking black people so it's not quite apt.

If it was Popeyes or KFC... Oh wait.

;)
 
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