News Conor Mcgregors Contemplation

[rbenzell01]

You all heard of Shakespeare?

Well, this is,

McgRapier

 

[HHJ]

Suddenly she stood there close to me,
a woman too grotesque to even be.
I felt quite dim, but I was still aware
that I was too drunk to see or care.

I said: Baby, metal is what I need,
not some bloody whore to feed.
She looked at me with stupid eyes,
then I gave her my advice:

Piss off, I'm drinking... Piss off or die!
Piss off, I'm drinking... Piss off or die!

She didn't seem to understand what I had to tell.
I simply said: I don't want you, so you can go to hell.
I was born to play the highest level, living hard and loud.
I am into metal and forever to be proud!

Baby, metal is what I need,
not some bloody whore to feed.
She looked at me with stupid eyes,
then I gave her my advice:

Piss off, I'm drinking... Piss off or die!
Piss off, I'm drinking... Piss off and die, you fucking bitch!

 

[HHJ]

A six-pack beer and a porno-mag is what I need in my shopping bag

The paper of a six-pack is my royal crown
I'm the one who's thrown out from every bar in town
King of the Sidewalk

Back in the streetlight, stolen brew in my hand
I behave like a asshole, a horrible man
Loud and unpleasant, always the worst
A king of bad manners, proud of my thirst

Bought or homemade booze, don't really mind
Cause you're still able to drink even if you're blind
To see double or nothing is what I choose
As long as I can feel the taste of booze

Totally gone I sleep somewhere 'til dawn
Don't know where I've been, I wake up on someone's lawn
I find yesterday's dinner all over my chest
On my leatherjacket and on my blue jeans-vest