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[gunlok]

I don’t fucking know google it man

You don't need to know google, it is google who needs to know you. And by Zeus and company they do know you well. Oh, they know you, they know every-damn-thing about you. And how do you measure them, describe who they are. Sand is traitorous bastard. Remember, how happy you were playing on the beach building sand castles, digging for imaginary gold? But little did you know that when you grow up that sand, that same sand will run the planet and enslave humanity by transfroming itself into thousands, millions, billions computer chips that would decide our fate!

 

[HHJ]

She flies so gracefully over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs and gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice to sound her mating call
And soon a mate responds by singing "Caw, caw, caw"

Come with me, lesbian seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Fly with me, lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea

 

[ColombianFist]

 

[contrail]

We have some lovely poets here on sdog, who knew.

 

[TrevorLahey]

I gotta take a dump.

 

[VVarhead]

You don't need to know google, it is google who needs to know you. And by Zeus and company they do know you well. Oh, they know you, they know every-damn-thing about you. And how do you measure them, describe who they are. Sand is traitorous bastard. Remember, how happy you were playing on the beach building sand castles, digging for imaginary gold? But little did you know that when you grow up that sand, that same sand will run the planet and enslave humanity by transfroming itself into thousands, millions, billions computer chips that would decide our fate!

 

[Normot]

I liked it. Where's part II?

 

[SKYNET]

The wind blows
A dove flys
A man screams
it is “the notorious” Conor McGregor. It has become natural, like the waves in the ocean, or a large cattle taking a shit. The sensation is all to familiar for the once great fighter of the UFC.
He blankly stares across the room. “I guess I should try to go outside today”. He waded through hundreds of empty bottles of his own whisky, proper twelve, and made his way to the front door.
He placed his hand over the door knob, struggling with the thought of being recognized. He didn’t want the questions, he didn’t want the fans, he just wanted to be left alone.
“god damnit....”
he turned around, and headed to the kitchen to make a plate of pizza rolls. While the oven preheated he practiced shadow boxing in the mirror. “Fuck yeah....I still got it”.
End act 1

 

[Sure Dawg]

The wind blows

A dove flys

A man screams

it is “the notorious” Conor McGregor. It has become natural, like the waves in the ocean, or a large cattle taking a shit. The sensation is all to familiar for the once great fighter of the UFC.

He blankly stares across the room. “I guess I should try to go outside today”. He waded through hundreds of empty bottles of his own whisky, proper twelve, and made his way to the front door.

He placed his hand over the door knob, struggling with the thought of being recognized. He didn’t want the questions, he didn’t want the fans, he just wanted to be left alone.

“god damnit....”

he turned around, and headed to the kitchen to make a plate of pizza rolls. While the oven preheated he practiced shadow boxing in the mirror. “Fuck yeah....I still got it”.

End act 1

keep em comin lol

 

[Tugboat]

What the fook is this, the Shertard book review?

 

[HHJ]

A queen so old as time
Secret beauty
Under female ruins
Whom she touched run cold
In buring regions
Of her empire
the thriumph about
Life and death

She teached you perversity
From birth til eternity
Every time we want to tug
Unholy VOLCANIC SLUT

Delivered the vibrating cleft
She slides to right and left
Feel her damp walls
Kneads you swollen balls

In wild orgies
She is enslaved to show
Damned and outlawed
Her open wound
Lewd and abnormal
She pleads for fuild of love
Hungry snd insatiable
Hot as fire of vulcano

She teached you perversity
From birth til eternity
Every time we want tug
Unholy VOLCANIC SLUT

Delivered the vibrating cleft
She slides to right and left
Feel her damp walls
Kneads you swollen balls

VOLCANIC SLUT

 

[Sarge3000]

What is this, Sherdog poetry lol?
Fuck it why not

 

[HHJ]

Let me tell you what happened the other day
Met this woman I took home to lay
I went over to the sleasy diner
Met this wench sporting a shiner

She said Duce, kick back and don't be bored
I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day

She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
She's a white trash woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
Yeah!

She's kinda funny and kinda rude
She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
She provides the money where we stay
Heck, there ain't any other way

She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
Yeah!!!!

I wonder if every day was like this
I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleazy guy a kiss
Yuk!

White trash woman, she's a white trash woman

 

[Buff]

I heard the special ingredient to Proper 12 Whiskey is Rapeseed oil.

Rapeseed oil is great... You can take it to really high temperatures without it smoking, and it's also good for tossing salads.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Rapeseed oil is great... You can take it to really high temperatures without it smoking, and it's also good for tossing salads.

 

[dittohead84]

In the midst of the oven,
he turns to the microwave,
but the timer is too much,
so he gives it a tap,
tap tap tap machine

 

[Captain Herb]

A queen so old as time
Secret beauty
Under female ruins
Whom she touched run cold
In buring regions
Of her empire
the thriumph about
Life and death

She teached you perversity
From birth til eternity
Every time we want to tug
Unholy VOLCANIC SLUT

Delivered the vibrating cleft
She slides to right and left
Feel her damp walls
Kneads you swollen balls

In wild orgies
She is enslaved to show
Damned and outlawed
Her open wound
Lewd and abnormal
She pleads for fuild of love
Hungry snd insatiable
Hot as fire of vulcano

She teached you perversity
From birth til eternity
Every time we want tug
Unholy VOLCANIC SLUT

Delivered the vibrating cleft
She slides to right and left
Feel her damp walls
Kneads you swollen balls

VOLCANIC SLUT

Is that about your mom? Serious question.

 

[HHJ]

I'm a pariah, I'm running wild, I'll fight the world
Metal is my guide...
I'm playing rock, hard heavyrock, that's what I like
I have no job.

 

[Buff]

Let me tell you what happened the other day
Met this woman I took home to lay
I went over to the sleasy diner
Met this wench sporting a shiner

She said Duce, kick back and don't be bored
I'm goin' down to satisfy the landlord
Kickin' back at the pad where we stay
Watchin 3 stooges and cartoons all day

She sexually satisfies the wrinkled man for his thrill
So I don't have to worry about all the expensive bills
She's a white trash woman and I love her cause I don't have to work
Yeah!

She's kinda funny and kinda rude
She hooks for money and shoplifts for food
She provides the money where we stay
Heck, there ain't any other way

She's my white trash woman and I use her so I don't have to work
Yeah!!!!

I wonder if every day was like this
I saw her here yesterday at the diner give every sleazy guy a kiss
Yuk!

White trash woman, she's a white trash woman

Chilling out maxing relaxing all smug;
Drinking some p-12 outside of the pub
When a couple of guys, they was more old than good
Refused a free drink in The Fox in The Wood,
I hit one in the face but it was more of a rub,
So Dana got scared and said "I'll take away your belts because you're always on The drugs"

 

[HHJ]

Is that about your mom? Serious question.

Total satisfaction is what you're givin' me
Ten pounds of flesh as they bounce before my eyes
The only milk I'll ever need