News Conor Mcgregors Contemplation

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  1. Zebra Cheeks

    Zebra Cheeks Don’t look into the eye of the storm Platinum Member

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    The wind blows

    A dove flys

    A man screams

    it is “the notorious” Conor McGregor. It has become natural, like the waves in the ocean, or a large cattle taking a shit. The sensation is all to familiar for the once great fighter of the UFC.

    He blankly stares across the room. “I guess I should try to go outside today”. He waded through hundreds of empty bottles of his own whisky, proper twelve, and made his way to the front door.

    He placed his hand over the door knob, struggling with the thought of being recognized. He didn’t want the questions, he didn’t want the fans, he just wanted to be left alone.

    “god damnit....”

    he turned around, and headed to the kitchen to make a plate of pizza rolls. While the oven preheated he practiced shadow boxing in the mirror. “Fuck yeah....I still got it”.

    End act 1
     
  2. 613

    613 Gold Belt

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    You really thought this was a good idea?
     
  3. BoTyson

    BoTyson You will not shrink me gypsy, I have your tears

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    what in the fuck did i just read?
     
  4. Zebra Cheeks

    Zebra Cheeks Don’t look into the eye of the storm Platinum Member

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  6. BoTyson

    BoTyson You will not shrink me gypsy, I have your tears

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    Yeah i head hes changing his nickname to 'The Natural' hes going to be the new captain America XD
     
  7. Zebra Cheeks

    Zebra Cheeks Don’t look into the eye of the storm Platinum Member

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    That’s exactly the imagery I was going for
     
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    Klaavical Black Belt

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    If a man makes a statement and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
     
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    Zebra Cheeks Don’t look into the eye of the storm Platinum Member

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    I always thought it was "Whiskey", not "Whisky"
     
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    Zero writing talent spotted
     
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    Zebra Cheeks Don’t look into the eye of the storm Platinum Member

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    I don’t fucking know google it man
     
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    Thy Red Belt

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    who? didn't this guy retire after a few fights?
     
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    Heroin.
     
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    waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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    Both are correct

    Depends on where its made
     
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    VinceArch Venom in the veins.

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    Buff Trash Belt Degenerate

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    I can't believe you missed that golden opportunity.
     
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  19. BoTyson

    BoTyson You will not shrink me gypsy, I have your tears

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    It depends how Dyslexic the guy making it is.
     
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    The Sherdog Fanfiction forum is a weird place
     
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