Media Conor McGregor released drug testing results

Conor was fucking around with the UFC
So UFC was like Hold my beer
Icing the kid out for awhile, giving him a timeout

I don’t think UFC tests for cocaine out of comp anyways
 
They could but the window for them to even catch it would be short. We have to test our patients who are on controlled substances a most of the time it isn't even random, we tell them they are due and have 30 days to complete it. We have people testing positive for cocaine when the half life is about 2-3 days so they literally just had to stop for 3 days then go and they can't even manage to do that. Amazed at how many 70+ year olds are snorting powder still.
70+ year Olds??
 
I def think he'll dip out of the UFC and cash in on a fight or 2.

He'll make way more money outside the UFC.
I'm honestly starting to warm up to the idea as absurd as it sounds. If it was literally anyone else no chance but Conor outsells normal stuff so....
 
Such a pathetic man, sad thing is there is alot of idiots that fall for this crap.

Fall for what? Does Dana not try to stall out fighters that don’t resign?

Remember Nate? And how Nate kept cussing the UFC out for not giving him a fight?
 
Its liquor and cocaine only


Irish sober for the win

Bushmills and Blow 2024!
 
How much do you think the UFC will charge him for the buy out?

Probably far more than it’s worth.

Compensation should be clearly outlined in the contract. There could be provisions assessing extra fees beyond face-value, but who knows since I don't think anyone has even tried this before.
 
That's not releasing drug test results. That's releasing an email that has basically no information other than 'NEGATIVE' from whatever non-USADA company they decided to go with.
 
Diverging self interests. They're making an example out of him imo. There were a few years where he carried the organization to the point that he thought he called the shots. The UFC has to show all the current and future stars that no one is bigger than the brand. He's locked into a contract and will be aged into irrelevancy. They know all the loopholes to make sure they don't breach the contract because they are the ones who intentionally wrote them in there in the first place. Short of successfully creating a union, Conor will have to ask how high every time the UFC tells him to jump. Two more fights left? He can have a BMF title shot against some killer for his 40th birthday. After that massacre, he can start training for the Nate trilogy when he's 45.
 
They could but the window for them to even catch it would be short. We have to test our patients who are on controlled substances a most of the time it isn't even random, we tell them they are due and have 30 days to complete it. We have people testing positive for cocaine when the half life is about 2-3 days so they literally just had to stop for 3 days then go and they can't even manage to do that. Amazed at how many 70+ year olds are snorting powder still.
That's crazy that old people would be that able to withstand the damage it does on your heart, let alone be chronic users. I had a unique experience with surprise drug tests, but I have never heard of anyone else failing a test for coke outside of Jon Jones.

I had a surprise drug test I wasn't expecting once back as a juvenile and bombed it. Turns out that terms of my probation for assault and robbery didn't involve drug testing, so luckily it was completely thrown out in court.

There were some concerns raised from the nature center I was doing community service at about my attitude, hygiene, and some remarks I made about special needs people that were purposely misconstrued as signs of drug abuse. I was 16 shoveling horse shit 8 hours a day. I came in after my part time day shift as a barback, so I was high as fuck in dirty clothes and wore the same worn-out shitty shoes. I called one of the farmhands every name I could think of for mentally handicapped as he was what you could colloquially refer to as an anti-intellectual. Naturally, they didn't like me, and reported me to my PO who told my parents to bring me in to see her.

I didn't know any better so I took the test without question and failed for coke, benzos, opiates, alcohol, and weed. I consumed all of those on the day I was tested, within about 3-4 hours of the sample cup being put in front of me. I was not an emotionally intelligent kid.
 
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