Common features most people may not know.

[rj144]

If you wipe with toilet paper and it isn't brown you missed the targeted area. That's why the paper is white.....

I've been wiping my elbows. Thanks man.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Empty doesn't mean completely empty, you'll usually have a gallon or so left.

Depends on the car. My old Jeep Cherokee once it touched that line you're done. Ran out of gas twice in that thing.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I always thought you lick your finger, but shove it up your butt instead.

Sure, but that isn't really practical if you burn your finger and I'm not around.

 

[rj144]

I've got one. When it is sunny and hot, stand in the shade. It'll keep you cooler.