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Coming clean on Platinum (aka Mike Perry was never my friend)

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  1. xhaydenx Brown Belt

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    I got on the Platinum train back when it started, mainly as a bit of a joke. I went and got the AV and put the dumb Platinum sigs and all that. Really, I missed the Conor bandwagon and there were no others that were likely to rustle so many jimmies so when I saw the Platinum thing was riling people up I was all aboard.

    But time to come clean: Perry is a joke. Zero striking defense. Crap kicks. Basic Combos, no cardio and as soon as he takes a good hit he seems to just get disheartened.

    In his last fight he won the first and was losing the next two until he got the lucky K.O at the end against Roberts. Allan isn't even that good but he was able to make Perry just look basic and ordinary.

    Almost everyone in the top 10 pushes this guy's shit in.

    And let's not forget the rest of him:

    God's gift has to be the dumbest, most funniest tattoo I've seen in a long time. The shitty Platinum above his eyebrow is laughable too. His trash talking is grade-school level.

    I was watching the fight last night with my dad and brother and trying to keep a straight face while telling about the whole satellite to god made out of platinum thing.

    So, who else was just aboard for a laugh? I know there's got to be some of you, if not a lot of you.
     
  2. Haj01 Silver Belt

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    Platinum forgive this man for he knows not what he says...
     
  3. DS7 Mutumba Belt

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    You know damn well how this thread will go
     
  4. xhaydenx Brown Belt

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    I know what I say, lad. Platinum couldn't beat a Versace model.
     
  5. Jblizzle Red Belt

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  6. MayhemMonkey Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

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    at least theres 1 honest member of "Plat Nation"
     
  7. xhaydenx Brown Belt

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    I don't give a fuck. I ain't scared.

    <{UberTS}>
     
  8. The Natural Born Runner Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    TS, congratulations for having the balls to admit you were wrong.

    Just get ready for a bunch of trolls to assault this post now.

    Good luck! ;)
     
  9. Skitzo Champion Of the Sun

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    People are jumping off his band wagon faster than they were to jump on his dick. Amazing.
     
  10. billharford 181 Likes

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    It was real to me, and still is ... damnit
     
  11. ookii Red Belt

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    Im glad you got off the train and cult. Its like welcoming a brother back in the fold for leaving Scientology behind
     
  12. The Witcher відродитися

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    Give jouban credit he fought very well
     
  13. MayhemMonkey Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

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    who pissed on your name bro?
     
  14. xhaydenx Brown Belt

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    I can't honestly believe that anyone was ever truly serious. I thought it was a joke from start to finish just to rile other people up. At least that's what it was to me.
     
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    <{Ray3}>As i've been saying all along...
     
  16. Haj01 Silver Belt

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    Everyone knows how good Platinum really is. Everybody knew what his potential really was...
     
  17. The Natural Born Runner Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Wow, didn't even see that - must have just happened in the last 10 minutes?

    I genuinely don't know what I said or did.

    @Homeless Infant you got any way to monitor or track how and why I got this yellow card? I didn't do anything lol.
     
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    There is a special place in hell just for you.
     
  19. LikeItIs Red Belt

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    These "foot-in-mouth" threads are such a cry for attention.

    Hold me.
     
  20. xhaydenx Brown Belt

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    2 rounds at his pace and he's too puffed/broken mentally to throw anything int he 3rd.

    God's gift bless.
     

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