Comedian's who aren't funny

[Flemmy Stardust]

Me Doing Stand-Up is seriously one of the best specials I've ever seen. Norm's style of humor is pretty much exactly like mine, so I find myself laughing at pretty much anything he does. He could probably say hello to someone and I'd laugh my ass off.

what are the odds that you will be attacked and killed by your own heart?

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Me Doing Stand-Up is seriously one of the best specials I've ever seen. Norm's style of humor is pretty much exactly like mine, so I find myself laughing at pretty much anything he does. He could probably say hello to someone and I'd laugh my ass off.

Norm on Adam Carolla's old radio show was fucking priceless. Those two were perfect playing off each other. They are on youtube if you haven't heard them.

My favorites were breaking down Coward of The Country and Ruby Don't Bring Your Love to Town, Norm sleeping with his best friends wife and When they talked about Joran van der Sloot

 

[Iceman_Fan09]

what are the odds that you will be attacked and killed by your own heart?

The only way to prevent your own heart from attacking you, is to attack your own heart with electric shocks. The human heart is just all about violence!

 

[PolishHeadlock]

The only way to prevent your own heart from attacking you, is to attack your own heart with electric shocks. The human heart is just all about violence!

Haha

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

The only way to prevent your own heart from attacking you, is to attack your own heart with electric shocks. The human heart is just all about violence!

"ah, that guys got a big heart"
"well he better fucking watch it because it will attack and kill him. i dont know if he knows that."

 

[Iceman_Fan09]

"ah, that guys got a big heart"
"well he better fucking watch it because it will attack and kill him. i dont know if he knows that."

"Oh, what's this? Well, it's a cheese sandwich. Yeah, I got a whole van full of 'em!"

I have no problem turning this into a thread dedicated to Norm MacDonald.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

"Oh, what's this? Well, it's a cheese sandwich. Yeah, I got a whole van full of 'em!"

I have no problem turning this into a thread dedicated to Norm MacDonald.

haha yes! thats the line i couldn't think of.

 

[SevenSamurai]

And Joe Rogan is just a shitty Doug Stanhope

That's an interesting observation.

 

[FullMetal666]

jimmy fallon, i hate those capitol one commercials

 

[PolishHeadlock]

jimmy fallon, i hate those capitol one commercials

He sucks fucking donkey dick at everything.

I normally have something positive to say about most comedians but he is the fucking worst.

 

[TheGauntlet7**]

He sucks fucking donkey dick at everything.

I normally have something positive to say about most comedians but he is the fucking worst.

Really? Worse than the people I listed? You didn't think his Barry Gibb skits were funny?

 

[Sexy]

i find nick swardson unfavorable

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Really? Worse than the people I listed? You didn't think his Barry Gibb skits were funny?

Like I said earlier Cook's first 2 albums were good.

I like Zach Galifianakis stand up a lot. Never saw the asian guy do standup but i like him in movies.

I loved in Keenan in All That and the Keenan and Kel show.

Jimmy sucks at everything I have ever seen him in.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

kevin nealon was really bad from what i saw, but he's funny in movies.

 

[King Ghidorah]

Whitney Cummings is god awful, how the fuck does she have her own show? I am assuming her face stays on TV because she's friends with Chelsea Handler.

Dane Cook
Alex Raymundo - God awful comedian, just god awful.
Joe Koy
Carlos Mencia
Joe Rogan - I enjoy his podcast and his commentary from time to time but his stand up is garbage.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

kevin nealon was really bad from what i saw, but he's funny in movies.

Really?

Have you seen him do subliminal man?

 

[PolishHeadlock]

i find nick swardson unfavorable

I thought Pretend Time would be better but I liked the standup I've seen from him

 

[Jake Sonyou]

This fat bastard

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Really?

Have you seen him do subliminal man?

yeah, he was great on snl. he did a stand up special on showtime, and it was pretty crappy.


btw. if you don't mind offbeat comedy, check out Stella. It's 3 guys: Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, and David Wain.

they're the minds that brought us movies like Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models, Wanderlust, etc. They were all on The State way back in the 90s.

It's really quirky, but hilarious.

saw them do their set (i think there's only one) live and it was funny as fuck.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

yeah, he was great on snl. he did a stand up special on showtime, and it was pretty crappy.


btw. if you don't mind offbeat comedy, check out Stella. It's 3 guys: Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, and David Wain.

they're the minds that brought us movies like Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models, Wanderlust, etc. They were all on The State way back in the 90s.

It's really quirky, but hilarious.

saw them do their set (i think there's only one) live and it was funny as fuck.

I'll check it out, I always liked Michael Ian Black on the I Love The (insert decades show).

I actually didn't like Wet Hot American Summer but loved Role Models, never saw Wanderlust.