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Media Colby exposed for eating well done steak

I only eat my steaks well done.

Zero fucks given.
Come at me. I dare you.
I mean, at that point, you can save money and just buy chicken, no? You can't be eating well done steak for the flavour. Is it the toughness you enjoy? The jaw workout? The chewing? I respect you in other ways ScarfaceJr, but how can a grown man respect another grown man ordering a steak and paying the price of a steak, only to make it into a rubber pacifier and try to eat it?

Why?

Will this madness stop or are you going to your grave with this? You will die with strong jaws, my misguided sherbro. And an underdeveloped palate. Life is all about tradeoffs.
 
I eat well done steak, and I'm ashamed of myself every time I do it.

One day I wish to be better.

If you're pan searing then make sure to salt cure and pat dry beforehand; and flip it from one side of the pan (so that one side is always heating up) to the other every 10-15 seconds.

You'll still get the crust on the outside w/o having to overcook the center as the heat won't have as much time to penetrate the meat.
My wife likes her steaks "blue," and we still get a good sear this way.

Of course butter, smashed garlic, herbs for basting.
And dry rubs will also give you a crust on the outside as well.
 
Surprised Jorge Masvidal didn't run up behind him and punch him in the back of the head

Anyone that eats well done steak should have Jorge punch them in the head sir ;)

And if they put ketchup on it, they should have a thousand paper cuts and be dragged naked slowly through wolverine territory behind a snowmobile lol.
 
Man, what kind of meat are you eating that you can't eat a medium rare steak without worry of it harming you?

Is this a thing in America? That you might be at a restaurant where you can't trust a medium rare steak not to poison you? I live in Canada, and over here this is patently NOT a thing.

It is not a thing in America. Some people just can't cook a fucking steak, lol.
 
Good for him, in a earlier embbedded Edwards had to turn down his mama's cooking from her resturant because he was making weight. Truthfully I'd rather diet down then rehydrate up to a bigger stronger me.
Are we really comparing Jamaican comfort food to a lean steak with green vegetables and a tiny portion of potatoes?
Looks medium. No thanks.

Lol what's funny is the way he held his fork to take a bite. Shookologists get in here. Gotta mean something.
It's not dry(and it doesn't have to be) but it's definitely medium well to well done.
I mean, at that point, you can save money and just buy chicken, no? You can't be eating well done steak for the flavour. Is it the toughness you enjoy? The jaw workout? The chewing? I respect you in other ways ScarfaceJr, but how can a grown man respect another grown man ordering a steak and paying the price of a steak, only to make it into a rubber pacifier and try to eat it?

Why?

Will this madness stop or are you going to your grave with this? You will die with strong jaws, my misguided sherbro. And an underdeveloped palate. Life is all about tradeoffs.
Overcooked doesn't need to be dry (although obviously much more difficult to do properly; and you need a really good piece of meat to maintain the moisture.
 
Man, what kind of meat are you eating that you can't eat a medium rare steak without worry of it harming you?

Is this a thing in America? That you might be at a restaurant where you can't trust a medium rare steak not to poison you? I live in Canada, and over here this is patently NOT a thing.

That dude is off his rocker sir lol
 
"who else is eating like this?" says the man with a medium sized piece of overcooked meat, one (1) single asparagus spear (?) and one fourth cup of dry mashed potatoes. from the same guy who brought you "here's a tour of my rental house where I don't actually live"
 
Steak supremacists are such weird people, caring about how anyone else eats their food is weird enough, but the ones who start crying about "wasting good steak" and how the meat deserved better need their hard drives checked
 
Steak supremacists are such weird people, caring about how anyone else eats their food is weird enough, but the ones who start crying about "wasting good steak" and how the meat deserved better need their hard drives checked

Colby deserves all the hate he gets. If we can find another reason to hate on him irrationally, so be it.
 
No it’s not. By cooking a steak past medium you remove the fat, moisture, and tenderness which are the qualities that make steak so amazing.

Nothing wrong with steak tartare either. Raw isn’t my preferred way but it’s good. A medium rare ribeye is my favorite by far
Dude you are wrong.... it is 100% possible to make a well done tender steak.. you just won't get it at restaurant because they have to cook it low and slow and they want your food on your table.

That said I'm a medium guy but my mom likes it well done and I learned how to make it good for her .
 
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