Crime Cohen’s Opening Statement Ahead of House Testimony

[hillelslovak87]

Dude, if he told his supporters that the earth was flat, holy shit...

Tell them the world is actually a bowl of ramen, and that all we need to do in order to solve global warming is for Jesus to blow on the Earth. In one statement you've made people hungry, dismissed global warming, roused the evangelicals from their lazyboys, and mentioned the trade deficit with China, per ramen.

654,863dchess

 

[SurferH2O]

Cohen was already convicted of campaign finance violations for this. The money was paid back to him by Trump. How you can claim Trump is not guilty of the same exact thing is beyond me.

Because, you don't know the law.

Because, Cohen was an idiot/coward for taking the plea deal.

You are allowed to use your own money for NDA's as consideration. Consideration is a legal term by the way.

You’ve made it clear you don’t have even a basic understanding of this investigation, or criminal law in general.

Still not facts.

You’re still a dumbass.

You offered nothing in your post. I have explained to you and all the others ignorant on the matter that there is no "Collusion" legal standard. Keep running you mouth... it's fun to watch you dig such a hole.

 

[King in the North]

Because, you don't know the law.

Because, Cohen was an idiot/coward for taking the plea deal.

You are allowed to use your own money for NDA's as consideration. Consideration is a legal term by the way.


You offered nothing in your post. I have explained to you and all the others ignorant on the matter that there is no "Collusion" legal standard. Keep running you mouth... it's fun to watch you dig such a hole.

You make the argument yourself, dumbass.

You don’t know dick about criminal law. Stop pretending to be a lawyer, esquire.

 

[hillelslovak87]

^^^ truth

Do you think liberals, or people you disagree with on a majority of issues do not care about how blatantly corrupt our nation has become in the last 50 years, especially within this current administration, or that we only care in order to oust the current president?

You guys are constantly, without fail insisting that liberals don't really give a fuck about this rank corruption, to say nothing of it's ineptitude, while at the same time dismissing it entirely.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You got me there.

And nobody can prove I didn't.
Checkmate, War Room!

 

[andnowweknow]

Sorry, I forgot you’re a moron and I need to spell it out for you like a kindergartner.


Back in reality, you either vote for candidate A or B.



Trump is a highly flawed man.

But democrats are super aids.



I know who I’m voting for. You be stuck voting Kamala or some other laughably terrible candidate.

You stopped any sort of contribution a while back. I mean, I shitpost from time to time. Has anyone told you why you haven't been banned? Or better yet, have you conversed with yourself about it?

 

[LangfordBarrow]

If he’s already given the information to Mueller, what was the point of today’s hearing?

Providing information to Congress, after having previously lied to them, and providing some transparency to the public. It's unfortunate that the Republicans were more interested in discrediting him than following up with in depth questions that could reveal the truth. At this point it's obvious Trump has some of them in his pocket. Gaetz, for one, is a fool to think he had the immunity to prosecution that The President has by tweeting that "Trump mini me" threat to Cohen. I'm sure it had his base high fiving though.

 

[HereticBD]

Do you think liberals, or people you disagree with on a majority of issues do not care about how blatantly corrupt our nation has become in the last 50 years, especially within this current administration, or that we only care in order to oust the current president?

Yeah, the latter.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Which at best...again...may help prove a minor campaign finance violation...that nobody gives a fuck about. You and every other Liberal don't even give a shit. You just have to pretend you do, because it gives you false hope that Trump will be removed from office over it...which he won't be.

It does show the distinct difference between Obama and Trump's cases.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Sorry, I forgot you’re a moron and I need to spell it out for you like a kindergartner.


Back in reality, you either vote for candidate A or B.



Trump is a highly flawed man.

But democrats are super aids.



I know who I’m voting for. You be stuck voting Kamala or some other laughably terrible candidate.

Can't get much more terrible than Trump. Dude's a real embarrassment. Takes Putins side over his own country, divides the nation even more politically, dog whistles to bigots, colluding with Russia, attempting abuse of powers, sad outbursts on Twitter etc.

 

[andnowweknow]

654,863dchess

That image stirs the imagination. Platinum.

 

[TheBlondBomber]

Providing information to Congress, after having previously lied to them, and providing some transparency to the public. It's unfortunate that the Republicans were more interested in discrediting him than following up with in depth questions that could reveal the truth. At this point it's obvious Trump has some of them in his pocket. Gaetz, for one, is a fool to think he had the immunity to prosecution that The President has by tweeting that "Trump mini me" threat to Cohen. I'm sure it had his base high fiving though.

Sure. But he provided no smoking gun to Congress regarding Trump. In fact, regarding collusion he said he had no evidence of Trump or his team colluding with Russia. Why would we assume that he provided more evidence to Mueller? If he did provide more evidence to Mueller and didn’t share that evidence with Congress, isn’t that severe lack of candor to the tribunal and is a knock against his credibility?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Tell them the world is actually a bowl of ramen, and that all we need to do in order to solve global warming is for Jesus to blow on the Earth. In one statement, you've made people hungry, dismissed global warming, roused the evangelicals from their lazyboys, and mentioned the trade deficit with China, per ramen.

654,863dchess

Ha!

 

[HereticBD]

It does show the distinct difference between Obama and Trump's cases.

There are distinct differences in all campaign finance violation cases. Clinton took money from China. Obama failed to disclose donors and fraudulently misreported dates. Trump may have paid off some porn star.

At the end of the day, they ain't removing a President over this petty shit, because the public at large doesn't give a fuck. They're not about to cause civil unrest over a few technicalities.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Yeah, the latter.

Well, that is quite cynical and apathetic. I, for one, would have loved to see investigation after investigation into many facets of the Obama presidency, Bush presidency, and Clinton before them. Sadly, the times in which these investigations could have had actual weight and actually checked and balanced the executive branch, nothing happened. I think this is a tragedy for my nation, as it leads to a complete degradation in public trust, removes the central importance of the congress and seems a warrant for corruption, which is what we see at every level of our supposed governance.

I can see why you would choose apathy, it's a shit reality, and it's easier to pretend as if there's no reason to even care, considering nobody else does.

 

[trac209]

There are distinct differences in all campaign finance violation cases. Clinton took money from China. Obama failed to disclose donors and fraudulently misreported dates. Trump may have paid off some porn star.

At the end of the day, they ain't removing a President over this petty shit, because the public at large doesn't give a fuck. They're not about to cause civil unrest over a few technicalities.

Every day since trump has been in office this is what we have seen in the news,late night tv,award shows I could go on. This is trump derangement syndrome. Clinton,Bush,Obama all had their detractors but the trump level derangement has been the largest fastest speeding train of bullshit in history. It won’t stop,it can’t be stopped,it is a eating machine that gets larger and crazier with every passing day and the liberal entertainment industry IE the media,arts,papers are eating it up. They need trump more than they know,Once he is gone the status quo will return but it will be too late to save any of that for no more will the masses be buying the fucking crap they want to sell.

 

[trac209]

Can't get much more terrible than Trump. Dude's a real embarrassment. Takes Putins side over his own country, divides the nation even more politically, dog whistles to bigots, colluding with Russia, attempting abuse of powers, sad outbursts on Twitter etc.

Dog whistle lmao gtfo

 

[44nutman]

There are distinct differences in all campaign finance violation cases. Clinton took money from China. Obama failed to disclose donors and fraudulently misreported dates. Trump may have paid off some porn star.

At the end of the day, they ain't removing a President over this petty shit, because the public at large doesn't give a fuck. They're not about to cause civil unrest over a few technicalities.

LOL may have paid off a porn star.

 

[trac209]

LOL may have paid off a porn star.

Wgaf if he did really

 

[hillelslovak87]

Every day since trump has been in office this is what we have seen in the news,late night tv,award shows I could go on. This is trump derangement syndrome. Clinton,Bush,Obama all had their detractors but the trump level derangement has been the largest fastest speeding train of bullshit in history. It won’t stop,it can’t be stopped,it is a eating machine that gets larger and crazier with every passing day and the liberal entertainment industry IE the media,arts,papers are eating it up. They need trump more than they know,Once he is gone the status quo will return but it will be too late to save any of that for no more will the masses be buying the fucking crap they want to sell.

liked for richness of irony.