Media Cody Garbrandt Mustache you a question

[Luthien]

I've been seeing quite a few dudes bringing back a sorta 70s look lately New trend?

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

I dunno man, Cody looks traumatised to me, dead behind the eyes isn't something ladies I know find attractive, never mind aesthetic botches.. and/or seemingly has 2 braincells fighting for 3rd place.

Trust me! Women love that shit!
If you can look traumatized and vulnerable while still looking and acting somewhat tough and real.
Some women will flock to you! But just like with anything else it is just a %.
His bad tattoos tells them they can have him!
I have other tell signs for my women.
Like, bad poetry although I lately got rid of that.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Trust me! Women love that shit!
If you can look traumatized and vulnerable while still looking and acting somewhat tough and real.
Some women will flock to you! But just like with anything else it is just a %.
His bad tattoos tells them they can have him!
I have other tell signs for my women.

Fair, I guess some people don't require charisma.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

Fair, I guess some people don't require charisma.

Most people just want something basic just like them.
Anything else can actually be stressful instead. Do you have charisma?

 

[mahavishnunj]

He can be a manlet gigolo for old ladies.

Ladies?

 

[Jose Beehive]

Most people just want something basic just like them.
Anything else can actually be stressful instead. Do you have charisma?

Been punching above my weight for 16 years so I would assume so to some degree.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

Been punching above my weight for 16 years so I would assume so to some degree.

Let's just leave it with you being a 16 year old boy sleeping with much older women without getting any money for it.

 

[Jose Beehive]

Let's just leave it with you being a 16 year old boy sleeping with much older women without getting any money for it.

 

[StewDogg11]

That wasn't done by no reputable tatoo guy. Looks like he got drunk and let a friend practice on his face. Lol

It does look better than most of Dustin Poirier’s scratcher ink.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

That wasn't done by no reputable tatoo guy. Looks like he got drunk and let a friend practice on his face. Lol

Action shot for you haha

Looks like he got his underarm done at same time

 

[AmonTobin]

Action shot for you haha

Looks like he got his underarm done at same time

Let me share with you the philosophical and spiritual journey behind my armpit tattoo.

 

[evergreenrider]

2 bit Berenthal

 

[mahavishnunj]

I finally figured out what the eye tattoo is:

 

[AmonTobin]

I finally figured out what the eye tattoo is:
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Accurate. Now all I see is a martini olive when I look into his eye.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

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I don’t know who needs to see this but..
When did Cody get into the drug slinging/pimp business?

Same height as that Johnny Depp cunt so they might put him in some pirate movies!

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Accurate. Now all I see is a martini olive when I look into his eye.

Oh shit,

And this is why it looks like it doesn’t line up - the second half is under the ‘waterline’ of the gin!

So the tattooist has actually done a great fuckin job by including the refraction!

My mind is blown. So conceptual. So accurate.

Props and apologies to Cody and his tattooist lololol

 

[Jose Beehive]

Oh shit,

And this is why it looks like it doesn’t line up - the second half is under the ‘waterline’ of the gin!

So the tattooist has actually done a great fuckin job by including the refraction!

My mind is blown. So conceptual. So accurate.

Props and apologies to Cody and his tattooist lololol

So is his eye supposed to represent an Olive?

 

[AmonTobin]

Oh shit,

And this is why it looks like it doesn’t line up - the second half is under the ‘waterline’ of the gin!

So the tattooist has actually done a great fuckin job by including the refraction!

My mind is blown. So conceptual. So accurate.

Props and apologies to Cody and his tattooist lololol

 

[lweiberg]

Looking a bit like prime NYBA.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

So is his eye supposed to represent an Olive?

yessir, @mahavishnunj and @AmonTobin broke the news

We, bro. Teamwork makes the dream work. Nothing us Sherdoggers cannot do when we form like Voltron