Media Cody Garbrandt Mustache you a question

[Last Falconry]

Jesus, what a dipshit. How is this chode not being spit out the bottom of regional bareknuckle by now

 

[AmonTobin]

Your sister brings her new boyfriend to the big family Christmas dinner and this is what he looks like.

 

[DrRodentia]

Your sister brings her new boyfriend to the big family Christmas dinner and this is what he looks like.

"Disrespect my sister and you'll kick the shit out of me, bro."

 

[AmonTobin]

If Cody shows up with Dan Hooker levels of crisscrossing blades over his eye, he might need an intervention.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

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I don’t know who needs to see this but..
When did Cody get into the drug slinging/pimp business?

Maybe he's secretly a chef.


Let him cook.

 

[JohnMandick]

Another great decision by neck tat.

 

[Deceasedxo]

The fact the sword doesn't line up correctly fucking sends me.

 

[MacGregor]

 

[Dorkman]

If I was a fighter fighting him that eye tattoo would really make me want to aim elbows right below his eye to hopefully make a cut right on the edge of the blade.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Swagger jacking complete, virtually identical

 

[ocfightfan]

Cody Garbrandt is not the sharpest tool in the shed but holy fuck is he good looking. Even with the filthy truck stop pimp/meth dealer aesthetic he looks better than 99% of all other men. No homo but I just wish I could be that good looking.

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

He looks like an extra from Sons of Anarchy

That eye tattoo is new, right?


And also

*Stache
IMO

He *does* look like a sons of anarchy Character!

 

[Ares Black]

He *does* look like a sons of anarchy Character!

Maybe not a main character, but definitely someone a main character kills

 

[AdamWarlock]

so edgy

should've tattoo a snake instead

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

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I don’t know who needs to see this but..
When did Cody get into the drug slinging/pimp business?

He will never have any problem with women no matter what we say!
Cute dark is double win together with his background!

 

[Jose Beehive]

He will never have any problem with women no matter what we say!
Cute dark is double win together with his background!

5 ft 7 though

 

[Söze Aldo]

Jesus, what a dipshit. How is this chode not being spit out the bottom of regional bareknuckle by now

No lie, I bet BKFC would pay him a bag when he's out of his UFC contract. They overpay former UFC guys with name recognition, Mike Perry made multiple times more there than any of his UFC fights.

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

5 ft 7 though

To much ups for that to matter in the pussy businesses!
Joe Rogan though..

 

[Jose Beehive]

To much ups for that to matter in the pussy businesses!
Joe Rogan though..

I dunno man, Cody looks traumatised to me, dead behind the eyes isn't something ladies I know find attractive, never mind aesthetic botches.. and/or seemingly has 2 braincells fighting for 3rd place.

Maybe the dance moves

 

[Lord Pyjamas]

He can be a manlet gigolo for old ladies.

Do old ladies crave him nowadays?
I guess the internet caught up to them too.
So they want the new thing.
At this rate I will be out of work in 20 funerals.