*cm punk*

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  1. cyrusthevyrus

    cyrusthevyrus Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Currently, how would CM Punk do against the following fighters:
    I think he would lose to all of them:

    1. Lawler : TKO round 2 (punches)
    2. Condit : KO round 1 (knees)
    3. Hendricks : KO round 2 (punch)
    4. Rory : TKO round 3 (punches and body kicks)
    5. Gunnar : Rear naked choke round 1
    6. Maia : Rear naked choke round 2
    7. Nick Diaz : TKO round 3 (punches)
    8. Woodley : UD 30-27 or TKO round 3 (punch)
    9. Matt Brown : TKO round 1 (elbows)
    10. Dong Kim : KO round 2 (sakuraba double fist)
     
  2. HereticBD

    HereticBD Titanium Belt

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    You can change all those to "Round 1".

    Seriously, Lawler needs two rounds to kill some white belt with no fight experience?
     
  3. wilKO

    wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    All those guys win in round 1. Nick Diaz round 3??? CM Punk isn't going 3 rounds with anyone in the top 10.
     
  4. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Trolling or stupid?
     
  5. cyrusthevyrus

    cyrusthevyrus Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Dont talk about your girlfriend.
     
  6. hogwash

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    awful thread
     
  7. Tooth and Nail

    Tooth and Nail Forever Brocktober

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    I wonder if he'll do any better than Takada did.
     
  8. NatoHoro

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    Oooooops
     
  9. runnpray

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    Updated some of the round predictions
     
  10. dominicpwalker

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    Hendricks decision? hahahaha
     
  11. The-AxeMurderer

    The-AxeMurderer Silver Belt

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    How the hell do you gauge how they win by, we haven't even seen him fight......
     
  12. McGrubie

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    Are you serious? There is no way any of those fighters survive 30 seconds against Punk, let alone beat him.
     
  13. xP

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    they could all KO or submit him in the first round. Maia would KO him, Hendricks submit him, etc.
     
  14. Royhalibut

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    Is he supposed to fight at 170 or 185 ? I can't imagine a WWF guy going down to 170
     
  15. Drew314

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    Wait a minute. TS, are you his girlfriend too? Because clearly if he is talking about his girlfriend, he is still talking about you, because that's up there with the dumbest things I have read on Sherdog. James Toney, who came in as a professional fighter lasted 3 minutes with an unranked smaller UFC fighter. And you are telling me that Come Monkey makes it out of the first round with most of the best guys in the world?

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  16. Shwartz

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    He wouldn't go against current top-10 fighters because no commission will sanction a bout between one of the best MMA fighters in the world and a guy with 0-0 pro and amateur record.

    Also, it's either thinly veiled WW-elite hate thread, or thinly veiled Condit-Brown nuthugging thread.
     
  17. McGrubie

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    Come Monkey is GOAT
     
  18. Gonzaginator

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    Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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  19. 315MMAFighter

    315MMAFighter MąïȚře Đë Đəğåť§ - Pure Dominican Platinum Member

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    One question, when the hell is this guy gonna fight? I want to see if he can actually fight already. CM Punk I'm talking about
     
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    Is it Troll Tuesday already?!
     

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