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  1. cyrusthevyrus Banned Banned

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    Currently, how would CM Punk do against the following fighters:
    I think he would lose to all of them:

    1. Lawler : TKO round 2 (punches)
    2. Condit : KO round 1 (knees)
    3. Hendricks : KO round 2 (punch)
    4. Rory : TKO round 3 (punches and body kicks)
    5. Gunnar : Rear naked choke round 1
    6. Maia : Rear naked choke round 2
    7. Nick Diaz : TKO round 3 (punches)
    8. Woodley : UD 30-27 or TKO round 3 (punch)
    9. Matt Brown : TKO round 1 (elbows)
    10. Dong Kim : KO round 2 (sakuraba double fist)
     
  2. HereticBD Plutonium Belt

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    You can change all those to "Round 1".

    Seriously, Lawler needs two rounds to kill some white belt with no fight experience?
     
  3. wilKO Green, White & Gold belt

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    All those guys win in round 1. Nick Diaz round 3??? CM Punk isn't going 3 rounds with anyone in the top 10.
     
  4. loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Trolling or stupid?
     
  5. cyrusthevyrus Banned Banned

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    Dont talk about your girlfriend.
     
  6. hogwash Green Belt

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    awful thread
     
  7. Tooth and Nail Forever Brocktober

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    I wonder if he'll do any better than Takada did.
     
  8. NatoHoro Brown Belt

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    Oooooops
     
  9. runnpray Full Kit Wanker

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    Updated some of the round predictions
     
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    Hendricks decision? hahahaha
     
  11. The-AxeMurderer Silver Belt

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    How the hell do you gauge how they win by, we haven't even seen him fight......
     
  12. McGrubie Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Are you serious? There is no way any of those fighters survive 30 seconds against Punk, let alone beat him.
     
  13. xP Silver Belt

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    they could all KO or submit him in the first round. Maia would KO him, Hendricks submit him, etc.
     
  14. Royhalibut Blue Belt

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    Is he supposed to fight at 170 or 185 ? I can't imagine a WWF guy going down to 170
     
  15. Drew314 Green Belt

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    Wait a minute. TS, are you his girlfriend too? Because clearly if he is talking about his girlfriend, he is still talking about you, because that's up there with the dumbest things I have read on Sherdog. James Toney, who came in as a professional fighter lasted 3 minutes with an unranked smaller UFC fighter. And you are telling me that Come Monkey makes it out of the first round with most of the best guys in the world?

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  16. Shwartz Green Belt

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    He wouldn't go against current top-10 fighters because no commission will sanction a bout between one of the best MMA fighters in the world and a guy with 0-0 pro and amateur record.

    Also, it's either thinly veiled WW-elite hate thread, or thinly veiled Condit-Brown nuthugging thread.
     
  17. McGrubie Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Come Monkey is GOAT
     
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    Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

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  19. 315MMAFighter MąïȚře Đë Đəğåť§ - Pure Dominican Platinum Member

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    One question, when the hell is this guy gonna fight? I want to see if he can actually fight already. CM Punk I'm talking about
     
  20. TheGrouch Shoulda died already

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    Is it Troll Tuesday already?!
     

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