*cm punk*

[cyrusthevyrus]

Currently, how would CM Punk do against the following fighters:
I think he would lose to all of them:

1. Lawler : TKO round 2 (punches)
2. Condit : KO round 1 (knees)
3. Hendricks : KO round 2 (punch)
4. Rory : TKO round 3 (punches and body kicks)
5. Gunnar : Rear naked choke round 1
6. Maia : Rear naked choke round 2
7. Nick Diaz : TKO round 3 (punches)
8. Woodley : UD 30-27 or TKO round 3 (punch)
9. Matt Brown : TKO round 1 (elbows)
10. Dong Kim : KO round 2 (sakuraba double fist)

 

[HereticBD]

You can change all those to "Round 1".

Seriously, Lawler needs two rounds to kill some white belt with no fight experience?

 

[wilKO]

All those guys win in round 1. Nick Diaz round 3??? CM Punk isn't going 3 rounds with anyone in the top 10.

 

[loisestrad]

Trolling or stupid?

 

[cyrusthevyrus]

Trolling or stupid?

Dont talk about your girlfriend.

 

[hogwash]

awful thread

 

[Tooth and Nail]

I wonder if he'll do any better than Takada did.

 

[NatoHoro]

Oooooops

 

[runnpray]

Currently, how would CM Punk do against the following fighters:
I think he would lose to all of them:

1. Lawler : TKO round 1 (punches)
2. Condit : KO round 1 (knees)
3. Hendricks : wall n stall decision 30-27
4. Rory : TKO round 1 (punches and body kicks)
5. Gunnar : Rear naked choke round 1
6. Maia : Rear naked choke round 1
7. Nick Diaz : TKO round 1 (punches)
8. Woodley : TKO round 1 (punch)
9. Matt Brown : TKO round 1 (elbows)
10. Dong Kim : KO round 1 (sakuraba double fist)

Updated some of the round predictions

 

[dominicpwalker]

Hendricks decision? hahahaha

 

[The-AxeMurderer]

How the hell do you gauge how they win by, we haven't even seen him fight......

 

[McGrubie]

Are you serious? There is no way any of those fighters survive 30 seconds against Punk, let alone beat him.

 

[xP]

they could all KO or submit him in the first round. Maia would KO him, Hendricks submit him, etc.

 

[Royhalibut]

Currently, how would CM Punk do against the following fighters:
I think he would lose to all of them:

1. Lawler : TKO round 2 (punches)
2. Condit : KO round 1 (knees)
3. Hendricks : KO round 2 (punch)
4. Rory : TKO round 3 (punches and body kicks)
5. Gunnar : Rear naked choke round 1
6. Maia : Rear naked choke round 2
7. Nick Diaz : TKO round 3 (punches)
8. Woodley : UD 30-27 or TKO round 3 (punch)
9. Matt Brown : TKO round 1 (elbows)
10. Dong Kim : KO round 2 (sakuraba double fist)

Is he supposed to fight at 170 or 185 ? I can't imagine a WWF guy going down to 170

 

[Drew314]

Trolling or stupid?

Dont talk about your girlfriend.

Wait a minute. TS, are you his girlfriend too? Because clearly if he is talking about his girlfriend, he is still talking about you, because that's up there with the dumbest things I have read on Sherdog. James Toney, who came in as a professional fighter lasted 3 minutes with an unranked smaller UFC fighter. And you are telling me that Come Monkey makes it out of the first round with most of the best guys in the world?

 

[Shwartz]

He wouldn't go against current top-10 fighters because no commission will sanction a bout between one of the best MMA fighters in the world and a guy with 0-0 pro and amateur record.

1. Lawler : TKO round 2 (punches)
3. Hendricks : KO round 2 (punch)
4. Rory : TKO round 3 (punches and body kicks)
6. Maia : Rear naked choke round 2
7. Nick Diaz : TKO round 3 (punches)
8. Woodley : UD 30-27 or TKO round 3 (punch)
10. Dong Kim : KO round 2 (sakuraba double fist)

Also, it's either thinly veiled WW-elite hate thread, or thinly veiled Condit-Brown nuthugging thread.

 

[McGrubie]

And you are telling me that Come Monkey makes it out of the first round with most of the best guys in the world?

Come Monkey is GOAT

 

[Gonzaginator]

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

 

[315MMAFighter]

One question, when the hell is this guy gonna fight? I want to see if he can actually fight already. CM Punk I'm talking about

 

[TheGrouch]

Is it Troll Tuesday already?!