Media Chase Hooper Post-Fight...

[Pequeño Corey]

Pretty sure he was joking. Gooning is just another word for edging, but zoomers came up with a different word for it and now they think they invented it.

 

[DougieJones]

Pretty sure he was joking. Gooning is just another word for edging, but zoomers came up with a different word for it and now they think they invented it.

WTF is edging???

 

[Pequeño Corey]

WTF is edging???

Just google it man. Used to be a way to cure two pump chump disease but now these incels who don’t ever get laid want to spend an hour j’ing the peen.

 

[DougieJones]

Just google it man. Used to be a way to cure two pump chump disease but now these incels who don’t ever get laid want to spend an hour j’ing the peen.

I'll just take your word for it lol

 

[Meathead Jock]

Five knuckle shuffle.

Cleaning out the pipes

Milking the bull

Firing the Canon




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Wait... 5 knuckle shuffle means jerking off? I just associated the term with John Cena's lame you can't see much punch thing.

 

[DougieJones]

Wait... 5 knuckle shuffle means jerking off? I just associated the term with John Cena's lame you can't see much punch thing.

Well Cena is a jerkoff so...

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Thats my alma mater baby! UMD by day, ass mouth by night!

I knew it was my man, I posted that just for you (no homo)

 

[Captain Insano]

something

I think it actually does decrease your test levels.

So does having a kid.

They've done studies on it.

 

[Deceasedxo]

That's the kind of shit that weirdos say, who think and talk and post about porn 24/7.

Kids at that event or watching don't need to be hearing a guy talking about jerking his dick, or a woman twerking on the announcers, or any other stupid shit.

or it's a fucking joke you absolute fanny. People are allowed to have a laugh. It's an adult event whether kids are there or not. It's inherently adult. If you don't want your kids to experience anything, keep them in the fucking house.

 

[Deceasedxo]

what does sharing your wanking habits with the masses have to do with any of this

Making a joke is something people do in order to have fun.

 

[mmacool]

LOL... I love Chase now, new lifetime support,,,...xoxoxx

 

[GrantB13]

Very strange.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Pretty sure he was joking. Gooning is just another word for edging, but zoomers came up with a different word for it and now they think they invented it.

Not exactly. Edging is more the act of repeatedly coming close to cumming (it's supposed to really increase the orgasm) while gooning is kinda both used as the act or just the general feeling of being so lost or obsessed in the sensation of jerking for a long time, which can include edging.

Wait... 5 knuckle shuffle means jerking off? I just associated the term with John Cena's lame you can't see much punch thing.

Lots of John's stuff was infantile. He specifically named that move after the jerk-off slang. His other 2 moves had their names changed. His submission, the STF, was originally called the STFU, and his AA (attitude adjustment) was originally a sort of mockery of Brock's F5, so he called it the FU

 

[Tweak896]

The way some of the people in this forum lose it to wmma fighters, Hooper probably plenty of company among this place.

 

[evergreenrider]

He's a damn sexual deviant. Is normal for Washington hill folk

 

[DougieJones]

debatable imo

 

[Xuh]

 

[Municipal Waste]

This is so fucking stupid lol. Rappers rap about goons as in their friends, so now all those songs are then talking about jerking off?

This society is so fucking "cooked" as the brain rot kids say. There's no fucking need to constantly keep bringing up sexual shit or jerking off or anything. Drooling morons only focused on MOMMY MILKERS I NEED A BIG TITTY GOTH GIRL I NEED TITS IN MY FACE I JERKED OFF MY WHOLE CAMP, shut the fuck up.

I really do need a big titty goth gf in my life though....

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

It doesn't matter to me, as long as he puts on a good entertaining show.

That's all that matters.

 

[Jaddy45]

This is so fucking stupid lol. Rappers rap about goons as in their friends, so now all those songs are then talking about jerking off?

This society is so fucking "cooked" as the brain rot kids say. There's no fucking need to constantly keep bringing up sexual shit or jerking off or anything. Drooling morons only focused on MOMMY MILKERS I NEED A BIG TITTY GOTH GIRL I NEED TITS IN MY FACE I JERKED OFF MY WHOLE CAMP, shut the fuck up.

Sounds like you have some serious personal issues/hangups you need to work through bud.

Also have you never heard of a word having 2 meanings?

Talk about brain rot my god.