Media Chase Hooper Post-Fight...

[Khaosan]

I lol’d.

 

[RichardHarrow]

Is it such a crime for a man to be honest?

Sometimes it is.

 

[RichardHarrow]

This thread …

 

[Deceasedxo]

The amount of tight assed repressed, borderline mennonites these days is wild. Enjoy life for fuck sake.

 

[Hymen Crusher]

Chase went to homeschool

 

[DougieJones]

The amount of tight assed repressed, borderline mennonites these days is wild. Enjoy life for fuck sake.

what does sharing your wanking habits with the masses have to do with any of this

 

[italiamusica]

This is so fucking stupid lol. Rappers rap about goons as in their friends, so now all those songs are then talking about jerking off?

This society is so fucking "cooked" as the brain rot kids say. There's no fucking need to constantly keep bringing up sexual shit or jerking off or anything. Drooling morons only focused on MOMMY MILKERS I NEED A BIG TITTY GOTH GIRL I NEED TITS IN MY FACE I JERKED OFF MY WHOLE CAMP, shut the fuck up.

 

[fortheo]

Chase has a cute wife. It seems like having sex would be better cardio than fapping would be.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Chase has a cute wife. It seems like having sex would be better cardio than fapping would be.

Nah, he just fishes.

 

[italiamusica]

The amount of tight assed repressed, borderline mennonites these days is wild. Enjoy life for fuck sake.

That's the kind of shit that weirdos say, who think and talk and post about porn 24/7.

Kids at that event or watching don't need to be hearing a guy talking about jerking his dick, or a woman twerking on the announcers, or any other stupid shit.

 

[xhaydenx]

Feel bad for him because he clearly planned to say that and thought it would be funny but got absolutely no reaction from Joe or the crowd lol.

 

[milliniar]

Remember when Ronda talked about having sex during camp to raise testosterone?

Sure it wasn't post fight but it was on Conan O'Brien so probably more viewers.

 

[DougieJones]

He should start a fight camp with Crazy Horse (who said the power in his punches come from cranking his wang) and that one Japanese fighter that also said the same thing, call themselves The Goonies.

 

[AmericanParadox]

I’m just happy he survived that poisonous Pina Colada protein shake he drank at that White Lotus resort in Thailand. Pretty wild that he jerked off Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son.

 

[wufabufa]

Lol, I bet if Derrick Lewis was like, "Hey my hands is strong cause I was jerkin' off a lot", people would still be laughing about it all the way through next week. Who and how they say it can really set the tone.

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Nooooo

Sherdoggers who never had sex will be offended by this

 

[Siver!]

Feel bad for him because he clearly planned to say that and thought it would be funny but got absolutely no reaction from Joe or the crowd lol.

Classic.

 

[Nihongi]

He should start a fight camp with Crazy Horse (who said the power in his punches come from cranking his wang) and that one Japanese fighter that also said the same thing, call themselves The Goonies.

Goon Squad.

 

[Lycandroid]

Totally not what I thought gooning meant, I thought it had something to with thuggery or violent misbehavior

"The Joker and his hired goons were no match for the caped crusader" kind of thing.

Your own cock should become a hands free device IMO

 

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Thats my alma mater baby! UMD by day, ass mouth by night!