Certifications & What They Mean

I always believe that a certification is just a feather in your cap. I know one trainer in my gym with several certificate but he can't make a decent program or even teach proper form. Just goes to show that you can memorize everything but if you can't apply it, the certificate is worthless.

 

Even though "it doesn't mean anything" I kindof want a certification or two just to have. I'm not sure why really. Just, you know, something to throw on the wall in my home gym or next to my computer certifications or something.

Anyone else want one, just to have one?

 

Madmick, thank you for this thread by the way... It explained quite a bit to me.

A+

 

Blah just figured out you were talking about the first sentence... Nothing to see here.

Good post though.

 

Great post Madmick, thanks for answering my question. I think it's like anything else, the certification tests give you a baseline knowledge, but real-world experience counts for a lot as well. The physical therapy center that I go to has some really good PT'ers and some not so good (i.e. less experienced). And we all know that there's some really good coaches that don't have any certs, but in the professional world, many employeers and trainees like that warm-fuzzy feeling knowing that the coach/therapist passed some standard test.

 

good info.

 

+1

Certificates, titles, badges, etc...

...are needed so incompotent/impotent people can get a job, form an identity, take their proper place in society...no not everyone who has certificate is a drone...but i see alot of insects these days. Alot of knowledge but little ability to think. MD's? BAHAHA. Good luck getting better with one of those.

The Guide by Timothy Leary

In the greatest sessions
One does not know there is a guide
In the next best sessions
One praises the guide
It is sad when
One fears the guide
The worst is that
One pays him...

 

Madmick, why must you get so personal from an opposing point of view? It really is silly. Your insults i find amusing cause they have no effect on me but say volumes about you...

 

Its funny that all the people who are bashing certifications don't have any. Getting your M.D. or PhD is really easy. So is winning the UFC belt (which is a certification). Winning the heavyweight tourny in pride doesn't mean anything either, its just a feather in your cap. You have no idea how many times me, who hasn't even passed being a white belt, has whooped the ass of so many UFC guys who have shitty certs such as "black belt" and "Naga champion." I would take a cancer diagnosis from my doctor as quickly as I would the janitor that washes his floor since they are probably equally competent.

Granted I have seen PhD's who are not that bright outside of a book and I have seen personal trainers that don't know anything. That doesn't mean getting that cert doesn't prove anything. Prove me wrong, those who think a cert is stupid, why don't you take the test, pass it and then make the world a better place by sharing your vast knowledge (which most likely came from a book somewhere)?

What do you do for a living? Do you, or are you going to get one of those dumb certifications called a "High School Diploma?" If you did you would probably know the difference between

 

Ha, you have no idea how many people I know who write for big newspapers who don't know anything? Personally from posting on sherdog I find myself just as qualified as you. Jobs for big newspapers are for impotent/incompetent people. English and writing degrees are for morons to attempt to prove they know something.

 

Because he's calling a spade a spade. You, as far as I can tell, said that an MD is useless. Maybe you should be more specific as to why you said that.

 

Dude, you are a fucking tool. Spare us with the opposing point of view bs, and fashionable non-conformist poems.

Do you think certified EMT's are incompetent/impotent? When you see people go into cardiac arrest do you just call a taxi to get them to the hospital, and just laugh at the incompetent/impotent person with the worthless certification, who is just trying to form an identity and get a job.

I know of at least one HS wrestler, who sure is glad somebody got certified on how to use an AED.

BTW, it is incompetent, not incompotent.

 

The title of this thread is" Certifications and What They Mean" and i stated what they meant in my post...
...we have become a society that once used titles, certificates, roles to serve us now we serve it.
...noncomformity is not a fashion to some jsut like Hip-Hop or Punk was not a fashion at one time
...i'm a freelance writer so i don't go on job interviews and yes newspapers/journalists suck worse than ever today, but being freelance i don't work for them it is somehwhat of an entrepreneurial endeavor that i'm doing while i do stand-up at dive clubs in nyc...but i was in the military and have worked different jobs so i know what politics and certificates do for each other
...no doubt i live in the matrix so i must pick and choose my battles so its not about black and white but light gray and dark gray...i belive i stated that not all are drones just most...there is a term some native american's use for a style of life that goes against the grain...its called "survivance." It is the act of surviving within the system while still being defiant of it.
...MD's status is way overrated...thus the second OPINION... one needs to ask questions and decide for themselves how to care for themselves...an education can do this for you...a certificate can not...the cancer argument is the extreme end of the argument and like asking a pacifist , "well what if i walked up to you and punched you in the head would you fight back then." But even after a diagnosis is made one must listen to their own voice about which course to follow...as you start dealing with doctors you'll see what i mean bro
-you guys with the spelling/grammar corrections are so funny...
...you need to chill R2Djk2...i'm all for books...i'm all for knowledge...i have respect for the common person...but when it comes to getting the job done that trust must be earned that respect must be earned...i will not heed it because you have a certificate, a title, a uniform, fame, money, a certain family name, a rank,a collar, cause everybody says so...its how you do it that matters and defines who you are...
...we need more leaders...free thinkers...renegades (thats renegade not crimnal)...outside the box people...communicators. Less...ceritificates...suites...lawyers. Principles before techniques...people before forms...
...And BFNM i'm glad your HS wrestler friend had a compotent emergency personel treating him...
...and i love the sherdog forum for its raw communication and sharing i've learned alot and hopefully others have learned from me (although probably not alot on this thread).

 

I'm not a hippie like Tappin-U-Out used to call me...more like...a stoner metal-head JKD communicator...thats what the certificate should say for me...
...I'm in league with Satan
I was raised in Hell
I walk the streets of Salem
amongst the living the dead
don't need anyone to tell me
whats wrong or right...
...look out...beware...when the fulls moons high and right...in every way...i'm there...every shadow into the night...

 

I can't believe fucking personal training certifications are being compared to PhD's, MD's and EMT's. What the fuck. Personal training certifications are simply to comfort the exercise illiterate among us. Many of the certification programs can be obtained via mail or weekend course. How much can someone really learn from that? Go to your local gym and have a conversation with a certified trainer and you'll figure it out real quick. If you want to get strong, ask a strong person...if you want to get slick hair tips, ask a certified personal trainer

 

Jesus, were not just talking about CPT's. That was the whole point of the thread. Dont you see physical therapist on there?


BTW, good post Madmick. I am sure some people will find it useful and helpful.

 

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His mind fell out of his face and the wind blew it away
A hand came out from heaven and pinned a badge on his chest
It said 'Get out there, man, and do your best'

They call him Astro Man
And he's flyin' higher than
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Oh, they call him Cosmic Nut
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