CAPTAIN MARVEL v.2 (First Critics Reviews)

[VitorReem]

Thanos would KO Homeless Goth with a jab.

And excuse me, it's current year. Captain Marvel will use her brave, extraordinary girl power to hip toss Thor and break his axe-wielding arm. Then she'll reverse time, get Thor's hammer and beat up Thor again with his own hammer.

Don’t forget that thing with the thighs that every badass chick does. Grab you by the neck with their thighs and throw KO you stiff.

 

[VitorReem]

Hela would own Thanos (sans gauntlet).

I dunno bro Russo’s said base Thanos was stronger than the hulk. He showed some nice hands already

 

[BisexualMMA]

Captain Marvel is Boomhauer with tits.

Not so sure about the tits, bro.

 

[heavyarms21]

Not so sure about the tits, bro.

Amazing that Brie Larson IRL just became more unlikable than the Captain Dyke version of this character

 

[EvilDDS]

Captain Marvel needs a good glove to clean her apt, pick up the kitty litter etc. She'll destroy Thanos, protect all those males, take the glove and have the cleanest place in NYC. Maybe take Thor's Stormbreaker to hang up pics of her kitty too. Gotta love Goose

 

[Anung Un Rama]

With the Avengers, Guardians, regaining of Spiderman, and all the other Fox properties and building Cosmic stuff and so much other clutter in the MCU I would prefer they choose a much longer arc for the Xmen.

if we are entering phase 4, I think the major push of the Xmen should be for something like Phase 6 or after. In the meantime build up that Universe with the original characters and more terrestrial conflicts (not global threats). Treat it as an under ground war which is why you would not see much MCU, Xmen crossover.

Then by phase 6 or after you can start to assert more mainstreams roles in cross over and more as equals to other groups, fighting these type of universal threats.

but i would prefer they reboot and start here.

All New X-Men was not only the best X-Men series of the last 20 years, it's cancellation forced me to stop reading Marvel Comics.

 

[fungi]

Hey @Clippy, go look up Brie Larson's husband.

What are the odds Brie runs that relationship?

Fuck, mang...
She has a stronger jawline than he does.
Can't unsee(

 

[MikeMcMann]

Captain Marvel needs a good glove to clean her apt, pick up the kitty litter etc. She'll destroy Thanos, protect all those males, take the glove and have the cleanest place in NYC. Maybe take Thor's Stormbreaker to hang up pics of her kitty too. Gotta love Goose

I think it would have been great if Thor still had Mjölnir and they showed us Captain Marvel could lift ala Vision. A true demonstration of HER power.

 

[Horse Style]

I think it would have been great if Thor still had Mjölnir and they showed us Captain Marvel could lift ala Vision. A true demonstration of HER power.

Captain Marvel lifting the hammer when Captain America can't?

You want to see an army of neckbeard comic nerds burning down theaters nationwide? What's wrong with you?

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Captain Marvel lifting the hammer when Captain America can't?

You want to see an army of neckbeard comic nerds burning down theaters nationwide? What's wrong with you?

Whedon already fucked it up in AoU. I trust that the Russos don't do the same.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Amazing that Brie Larson IRL just became more unlikable than the Captain Dyke version of this character

 

[Clippy]

Where are first reactions

 

[Horse Style]

Where are first reactions

You mean first reactions that don't have Mickey Mouse holding a gun to someone's head? None, yet.

 

[Clippy]

You mean first reactions that don't have Mickey Mouse holding a gun to someone's head? None, yet.

Thread title said theres first reactions but it's 43 pages long where are they !?!?

 

[MikeMcMann]

Captain Marvel lifting the hammer when Captain America can't?

You want to see an army of neckbeard comic nerds burning down theaters nationwide? What's wrong with you?

i was picturing a scene where she just saved Thor's life as Thanos was about to finish him, she gives Thor a hand back up to standing, and then she picks up and hands him Mjolnir, slaps him on his ass and tells him and Captain America to go get HER a sandwich as she deals with this Thanos guy. She then compliments his very "stylish cape" and Cap's fitting pants they walk away sheepishly and she then makes Thanos her bitch. /scene.

Spoiler

Don't ban me @PRIDEWASBETTER

 

[KnightTemplar]

i was picturing a scene where she just saved Thor's life as Thanos was about to finish him, she gives Thor a hand back up to standing, and then she picks up and hands him Mjolnir, slaps him on his ass and tells him and Captain America to go get HER a sandwich as she deals with this Thanos guy. She then compliments his very "stylish cape" and Cap's fitting pants they walk away sheepishly and she then makes Thanos her bitch. /scene.

Spoiler

Don't ban me @PRIDEWASBETTER

@PRIDEWASBETTER hit this motherfucker with the Ban Storm Breaker!

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

i was picturing a scene where she just saved Thor's life as Thanos was about to finish him, she gives Thor a hand back up to standing, and then she picks up and hands him Mjolnir, slaps him on his ass and tells him and Captain America to go get HER a sandwich as she deals with this Thanos guy. She then compliments his very "stylish cape" and Cap's fitting pants they walk away sheepishly and she then makes Thanos her bitch. /scene.

Spoiler

Don't ban me @PRIDEWASBETTER

 

[Clippy]

I bet if you shaved that beard and concentrated it into a ball it would create a seventh infinity stone

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

I bet if you shaved that beard and concentrated it into a ball it would create a seventh infinity stone

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[Clippy]

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