CAPTAIN MARVEL v.2 (First Critics Reviews)

[Horse Style]

When you decide to go round a pals, do you wait until you're at their door to text that you're coming round, then berate them cos they haven't got the tea and biscuits ready waiting?

Thanos didn't announce shit.

Asgard had just survived fucking RAGNAROK and were on their escape recouping when a well prepared Warship rolled up on their doorstep, complete with Black Order and Thanos with the POWER STONE.

Not a fair fight.

But who cares, alls fair in love and war.

Thor told Thanos he'd kill him for what he'd done. Thanos left Thor alive on the Asgardian ship.

Thor announced his arrival back on earth with a big ol blast of lightening, which Thanos recovered from instantly. He had a full set of fucking Infinity Stones and Thor one shotted his ass with an axe.

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Thor had a weapon specifically designed to kill Thanos, hit him point blank and not only did Thanos not die, he shit-talked Thor, casually wiped out half the universe and then left because he got bored.

Thor is a can.

 

[method115]

You might as well stop posting the 'First Reviews' for Marvel and Star Wars films, because they're always shills.

Anyone else 'member the first reviews for The Last Jedi?

I 'member. I 'member very well how the critics absolutely loved it, without any criticisms within their tweets.

So 'Early Reviews' have lost all credibility for those that demand a high standard of quality.

Has there ever been a first review that was bad when it comes to marvel movies? And was that person ever seen again?

 

[Horse Style]

Has there ever been a first review that was bad when it comes to marvel movies? And was that person ever seen again?

I heard someone gave the first Avengers movie a bad review. Here's what he woke up to in the middle of the night

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Has there ever been a first review that was bad when it comes to marvel movies? And was that person ever seen again?

I don't recall there even being an overall good review with a few strong criticisms.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Thor had a weapon specifically designed to kill Thanos, hit him point blank and not only did Thanos not die, he shit-talked Thor, casually wiped out half the universe and then left because he got bored.

Thor is a can.

Thor hit Thanos so hard the Mad Titan had a near death experience, and is still suffering the effects of the injuries by the time of Endgame; see how he's limping in the trailer?

This is how Captain Feminism will eventually take Thanos down; because the Odinson did all the heavy lifting for her.

 

[YellowBanenoo]

Fuck the critics, i will never forget how they praised thr last jedi aka stinking pile of shit.

 

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Thor hit Thanos so hard the Mad Titan had a near death experience, and is still suffering the effects of the injuries by the time of Endgame; see how he's limping in the trailer?

This is how Captain Feminism will eventually take Thanos down; because the Odinson did all the heavy lifting for her.

The axe had one purpose: kill Thanos. Did Thor kill Thanos? No

Thor's a can-crusher and a bum. He got beat up by his homeless, elderly sister and needed to run to about 3-4 different characters for help.

 

[KnightTemplar]

The axe had one purpose: kill Thanos. Did Thor kill Thanos? No

Thor's a can-crusher and a bum. He got beat up by his homeless, elderly sister and needed to run to about 3-4 different characters for help.

Storm Breaker did kill Thanos. That's why he had the vision of Gamora as a child. He died, but being Thanos he then walked it off. Even the Mad Titan admitted that if Thor had aimed for his head, he would have won the Infinity War there and then. But then we wouldn't have Endgame and Captain SJW to look forward to

Also, lol at dissing Hela, who besmirched the entire Asgardian army by herself and was so bloodthirsty that Odin himself was afraid of her

 

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Storm Breaker did kill Thanos. That's why he had the vision of Gamora as a child. He died, then walked it off. Even the Mad Titan admitted that if Thor had aimed for his head, he would have won the Infinity War there and then. But then we wouldn't have Endgame and Captain SJW to look forward to

Don't make up things to make your boy seem better. Thanos got hit in the chest. That's a killshot with anyone else especially with a weapon designed to kill him.

Thanos talked smacked, meditated with Gamora, killed half the universe, teleported away and watched the sunset over his space crops while smoking his space pipe.

Thanos's gold Michael Jackson glove did more damage to him than the axe.

Just admit Thor sucks. He got beat up by a homeless goth chick, twice. Captain Marvel is gonna chokeslam Thor through a table the first time he steps out of line and mouths off

 

[KnightTemplar]

Don't make up things to make your boy seem better. Thanos got hit in the chest. That's a killshot with anyone else especially with a weapon designed to kill him.

Thanos talked smacked, meditated with Gamora, killed half the universe, teleported away and watched the sunset over his space crops while smoking his space pipe.

Thanos's gold Michael Jackson glove did more damage to him than the axe.

Just admit Thor sucks. He got beat up by a homeless goth chick, twice. Captain Marvel is gonna chokeslam Thor through a table the first time he steps out of line and mouths off

That homeless Goth chick was the Goddess of Death. She walk off KO'd every warrior in Asgard.

As for Captain Social Justice, scourge of TSA Agents, if she's really lucky, the guys will let her kick Thanos a few times after they've put him on the mats. Then slap her ass and tell her to get the beers and sandwiches.

 

[Horse Style]

That homeless Goth chick was the Goddess of Death. She walk off KO'd every warrior in Asgard.

As for Captain Social Justice, scourge of TSA Agents, if she's really lucky, the guys will let her kick Thanos a few times after they've put him on the mats. Then slap her ass and tell her to get the beers and sandwiches.

Thanos would KO Homeless Goth with a jab.

And excuse me, it's current year. Captain Marvel will use her brave, extraordinary girl power to hip toss Thor and break his axe-wielding arm. Then she'll reverse time, get Thor's hammer and beat up Thor again with his own hammer.

 

[BisexualMMA]

The art in that entire issue was horrendous.

And I don't know where this image is from, but I found it through Google:

Jesus, looks like a still that got rejected for King of the Hill.

 

[MikeMcMann]

Don't make up things to make your boy seem better. Thanos got hit in the chest. That's a killshot with anyone else especially with a weapon designed to kill him.

Thanos talked smacked, meditated with Gamora, killed half the universe, teleported away and watched the sunset over his space crops while smoking his space pipe.

Thanos's gold Michael Jackson glove did more damage to him than the axe.

Just admit Thor sucks. He got beat up by a homeless goth chick, twice. Captain Marvel is gonna chokeslam Thor through a table the first time he steps out of line and mouths off

I'd let that homeless goth chick beat me, if you know what I mean.

you do know what I mean right?

 

[KnightTemplar]

Thanos would KO Homeless Goth with a jab.

And excuse me, it's current year. Captain Marvel will use her brave, extraordinary girl power to hip toss Thor and break his axe-wielding arm. Then she'll reverse time, get Thor's hammer and beat up Thor again with his own hammer.

And he'll show Captain #MeToo why, once she's gone Titan, she'll never go back again

One thing I think we can both agree on: Thanos is the best Super Villain the MCU has. By orders of magnitude

 

[MikeMcMann]

Thanos would KO Homeless Goth with a jab.

And excuse me, it's current year. Captain Marvel will use her brave, extraordinary girl power to hip toss Thor and break his axe-wielding arm. Then she'll reverse time, get Thor's hammer and beat up Thor again with his own hammer.

I wonder about that if I can go serious for a moment.

Hela with that look in her eye was standing up to a prophecy invincible Surtur with dat flaming blade.

Her greatest power display is the manifestation of knives and swords she can hurl. I guess Thanos could just turn them all into butterflies or confetti. did she demonstrate any other feats, beyond some good hand to hand with Thor?

 

[Dragonlordxxxxx]

I wonder about that if I can go serious for a moment.

Hela with that look in her eye was standing up to a prophecy invincible Surtur with dat flaming blade.

Her greatest power display is the manifestation of knives and swords she can hurl. I guess Thanos could just turn them all into butterflies or confetti. did she demonstrate any other feats, beyond some good hand to hand with Thor?

Hela would own Thanos (sans gauntlet).

 

[Horse Style]

Jesus, looks like a still that got rejected for King of the Hill.

Captain Marvel is Boomhauer with tits.

 

[Horse Style]

And he'll show Captain #MeToo why, once she's gone Titan, she'll never go back again

One thing I think we can both agree on: Thanos is the best Super Villain the MCU has. By orders of magnitude

Definitely. I now wish they would rewrite CBU Thanos to be more like MCU Thanos, personality-wise.

The "Behold, I'm Thanos!" schtick is generic and boring. We need more calm, collected Brolin-face Thanos

 

[KnightTemplar]

Definitely. I now wish they would rewrite CBU Thanos to be more like MCU Thanos, personality-wise.

The "Behold, I'm Thanos!" schtick is generic and boring. We need more calm, collected Brolin-face Thanos

 

[KnightTemplar]

MCU Thanos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.Comic Book Thanos