Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[Super_Nintendo]

looks like a peaceful demonstration. just a bunch of peaceful and orderly tourists taking selfies during a sightseeing tour of the capitol.

how many cops did they beat up?

i'm surprised police didn't shoot them in the neck point blank. i wonder if they'll get the j6 treatment or go home to cheers and statues erected in their honor.

 

[Strychnine]

leftist domestic terrorists/insurrectionists stormed kevin mccarthy's office. i wonder if they will get 22 years.

Oh MANNNNN!

That one cop they beat down, tased with their own taser, hit them in the head with a flagpole, sprayed them down with bear spray, and dragged them down the steps was SO HARSH, that they just evaporated into a shirt that was at that one protesters knees!

Especially the part where they advanced on a cop with a drawn weapon!!!!!!!!!

Did I miss the part where they smeared feces all over Speaker McCarthy's office?

 

[LangfordBarrow]

leftist domestic terrorists/insurrectionists stormed kevin mccarthy's office. i wonder if they will get 22 years.

Looks like a normal sit in. Did they breach any barriers to get in, attack any police, disrupt any official ceremony, chant to hang him or vandalize anything?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i'm surprised police didn't shoot them in the neck point blank. i wonder if they'll get the j6 treatment or go home to cheers and statues erected in their honor.

i'm sorry, but i didnt hear your answer to my question. how many cops did you say got beat up again? 1? 2 maybe? over 140? was there some kind of election being certified or any other government business supposed to be conducted inside of maga trash mccarthy's office at the time? and where did they put up the gallows this time? if you sad bunch of chucklefucks want to try to whatabout this nothingburger and equate it to J6, you're going to have to start reaching deeper and put some better effort into it.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Oh MANNNNN!

That one cop they beat down, tased with their own taser, hit them in the head with a flagpole, sprayed them down with bear spray, and dragged them down the steps was SO HARSH, that they just evaporated into a shirt that was at that one protesters knees!

Especially the part where they advanced on a cop with a drawn weapon!!!!!!!!!

Did I miss the part where they smeared feces all over Speaker McCarthy's office?

naw. they just sat there calling for AIDS funding and abortion rights. they didnt do anything cool that will give them any serious time behind bars like any of those brave J6 patriots who put on their gravy seals outfits and all their larping accessories and then taken back their country.

 

[Last Falconry]

Bikes is the best poster in here, I don't care what anyone says. No one alive right now is finding better and more creative ways to make himself look like a regressive ignoramus every time he says or does anything. Astonishing

 

[Super_Nintendo]

Oh MANNNNN!

That one cop they beat down, tased with their own taser, hit them in the head with a flagpole, sprayed them down with bear spray, and dragged them down the steps was SO HARSH, that they just evaporated into a shirt that was at that one protesters knees!

Especially the part where they advanced on a cop with a drawn weapon!!!!!!!!!

Did I miss the part where they smeared feces all over Speaker McCarthy's office?

Looks like a normal sit in. Did they breach any barriers to get in, attack any police, disrupt any official ceremony, chant to hang him or vandalize anything?

i'm sorry, but i didnt hear your answer to my question. how many cops did you say got beat up again? 1? 2 maybe? over 140? was there some kind of election being certified or any other government business supposed to be conducted inside of maga trash mccarthy's office at the time? and where did they put up the gallows this time? if you sad bunch of chucklefucks want to try to whatabout this nothingburger and equate it to J6, you're going to have to start reaching deeper and put some better effort into it.

partisan hacks detected. +1000 on the chud meter.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

partisan hacks detected. +1000 on the chud meter.

im sorry i must have missed that. how many cops did you say got beat up again?

what a travesty! and but but but but whatabout the j6 riots?

 

[HARRISON_3]

oh no not the family gatherings too!



these people are tew much

Lol, n00b

 

[curryjunkie]

Lol, n00b

Well he got picked up...by the cops...

 

[Strychnine]

naw. they just sat there calling for AIDS funding and abortion rights. they didnt do anything cool that will give them any serious time behind bars like any of those brave J6 patriots who put on their gravy seals outfits and all their larping accessories and then taken back their country.

Did they do a "stack" when they "stormed" Speaker McCarthy's office?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Did they do a "stack" when they "stormed" Speaker McCarthy's office?

doubtful. its also doubtful that they will doing a "full spread" in prison either.

 

[Ichibanner]

oh he'll be getting married real soon alright. this fine heap of maga trash is prison wife material.

You fantasize about prison sex a lot. Not judging you, just pointing that out.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

You fantasize about prison sex a lot. Not judging you, just pointing that out.

well i guess ultimate surrender and granny gang bang just aint doing it for me!

 

[Ichibanner]

oh that magats gonna be converted alright. from Proud Boy to Pride Boy.

he'll have alot more on his prison diet to adjust to than just muslim food. at the Iron Bars Hotel, the shanked ribs, tossed salad, and cockmeat sandwiches are always on special.

From Proud Boy To Pride Boy, Enrique finds his way,
Owning the libs by going gay for the stay.
Now tossing the salad, a jailhouse queer,
The dildo of consequences won't arrive lubed for 22 years.

oh he'll be getting married real soon alright. this fine heap of maga trash is prison wife material.

Haddonfield Dating Coach Who Stormed Capitol Sentenced To 4 Years In Prison

WASHINGTON, DC — A self-described "relationship coach" from Haddonfield will have a long date with a prison cell for participating in the Jan. 6, 2021, mob that stormed the U.S. Capitol.

i'm sure that the love guru won't have a problem finding a dating partner where he's headed. there's plenty of "pick-up artists" in the penetentiary so i'm sure he'll fit in just fine.

This isn't even all of the imaginary man-on-man ass rape that you've posted in this thread. Just a sampling of the last 10 pages. Again, I'm not judging you, just find it interesting that it's on your mind so much and you post about it with such frequency.

You might want to make a deal with someone you trust to delete your browser history upon your death.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

to hell with that. i'm taking my spank bank straight to the grave with me.

perhaps if the maga trash didn't want to get associated with the prison stereotypes and the unpleasantries that goes on over in the iron bars hotel, then maybe they should have just obeyed the law and coped a little harder after diaper don got pink socked in the election instead of throwing a nuclear toddler tantrum and beating up a bunch of cops with their blue lives matter flags.

 

[Snubnoze707]

WOW, now they are locking up journalists for just BEING THERE.



Looks like fascism to me...

 

[Last Falconry]

(immediately after I plead guilty to a crime): wow, I can't believe I'm going to jail for that. I thought you were cool, man. I told you that in confidence. looks like fascism to me

 

[Strychnine]

WOW, now they are locking up journalists for just BEING THERE.



Looks like fascism to me...

Enrique Tarrio didn't enter the capitol either.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

WOW, now they are locking up journalists for just BEING THERE.



Looks like fascism to me...

i know right? tell it to all those nazi's at nuremburg who got hauled off to prison or hanged after never stepping foot inside of a concentration camp.

sometimes life is just so unfair. i guess you people ar just going to have to keep on coping and seething while you call everybody else the fascists, even though it was your side who tried to steal an election and subvert the transition of power all because you weren't able to win a free and fair election by votes.

and you sure never even had any qualms at all about the vice president ignoring your precious constitution and installing the loser of the election as your fuhrer by hook or by crook. nope, not at all. thats why you brave patriots marched into the capitol to hang your vice president on the gallows you put up out back. what was that cute little word that you chucklefucks liked to call him after he chose to follow the constitution instead of the demands of an angry lame duck president who lost the election? oh yeah. "Traitor!". that sounds about right hey?

if i had to guess, i'd say that those patriots who enjoy fucking their flags and trumpeting around their love and support for their precious constitution would have loved to have seen nothing more than them to throw democracy and elections out of the window and install an authoritarian dictator into power. just as long as that guy is able to annoy some groups of people who they don't like, and they feel that he actually gives a damn about any of them and his policies are geared towards their better interests and not just his own, even after he won't have any more elections or threats to his regime or loss of political power to worry about.

the J6 party is dog shit in its current state and has no values or policies that most of the people would benefit from, so it comes as no surprise that these people will reject democracy when they don't believe that they can win anymore free and fair elections.

but tell me more about that fascism thing which you speak of. and then maybe afterwards we can talk about that stolen election and discuss all of the allegations of election-related fraud that was never once made in court on orange cosby's behaf, and go over all of the evidence that was never once brought to court, and then we can go over just why the january 6th insurrection was ever so justified!