Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[Darkballs]

There have been more people charged for involvement in January 6 than there were Nazis charged at Nuremburg.

That's because us Americans killed a bunch of them while you boys hid up north and tickled moose dicks, or whatever it is you do all year.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

That's because us Americans killed a bunch of them while you boys hid up north and tickled moose dicks, or whatever it is you do all year.

my grandfather on my dads side of the family killed a bunch of them too in the war. yeah he ended up losing a leg, losing his best friend from school, and another guy in his squadron after their tank came under attack in italy but he ultimately survived and made it back home. he had a pretty rough go both before and after the war but if it wasnt for him i wouldnt be here right now. yeah he never did get to roll into berlin and put hitlers head on a pike, but he will always be a hero in my books. fuck nazi's and fuck the maga trash too.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Ray Epps, rioter at centre of conspiracy theory, charged over January 6

Oath Keeper, who has denied being federal agent provocateur, indicted on one count of disorderly conduct in restricted area

Ray Epps – a Donald Trump supporter, Oath Keepers militia member and January 6 participant who became the subject of rightwing conspiracy theories about the attack on Congress – has been charged with one criminal count related to the riot.

In a court filing in US district court in Washington DC, dated Monday, federal prosecutors charged Epps with disorderly or disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds.

A former US marine from Arizona, Epps went to Washington in January 2021 to join protesters seeking to block Joe Biden’s victory over Trump in the presidential election the previous November.

On the night of 5 January, he was filmed in downtown Washington, telling other Trump supporters: “Tomorrow, we need to go into the Capitol … peacefully.”

The next day, as Trump told supporters to “fight like hell” in his cause, the Capitol came under attack. The attack failed and Trump’s defeat was confirmed. Nine deaths have now been linked to the riot.

The notion that Epps was a federal agent, acting as a provocateur, took root early. On the night of 5 January, some around him chanted: “Fed! Fed! Fed! Fed!” In footage of the attack, after a Capitol police officer went down, Epps was seen pulling a rioter aside.

Rightwing media, prominently including the then Fox News prime-time host Tucker Carlson, eagerly took up the theory that Epps was linked to federal agents.

In July, Epps filed a defamation suit against Fox News, which the rightwing network has sought to dismiss.

Epps spoke to CBS in August.

“I said some stupid things,” he said. “My thought process, we surround the Capitol, we get all the people there. I mean, I had problems with the election. It was my duty as an American to peacefully protest, along with anybody else that wanted to.”

Of the moment involving the fallen officer, he said he told the rioter: “‘Dude, we’re not here for that. The police aren’t the enemy,’ or something like that.”

He denied any links to police or federal agencies. There is no evidence he committed any acts of violence on January 6, or entered the Capitol.

He told CBS that after he went to help an injured man, he “looked back at the Capitol, and there was people crawling up the Capitol walls. And it looked … terrible. I mean, I was kind of ashamed of what was going on at that point. So I started to walk out.”

Asked about efforts to “paint you as this instigator”, citing his own actions and messages, Epps said: “There was an effort to make me a scapegoat.”

Earlier this year, Dominic Pezzola, a member of the far-right Proud Boys group who was ultimately sentenced to 10 years in prison for his part in the riot, invoked the Epps conspiracy theory while testifying in court.

Epps was charged by information, suggesting a plea deal may be likely.

On Tuesday, lawyers for Epps did not immediately comment.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/19/ray-epps-charged-january-6-conspiracy-theory

awww shucks. they've charged ray epps for his crimes at the capitol too.

ray epps has now been charged for his participation in the capitol riot. what a crying shame! now the maga trash are gonna have to forget about this maga muppet and come up with a new whataboutism and scapegoat to try to downplay or deflect away from their own crimes on january 6'th. i know, i'll bet it was some transgender who was the mastermind behind the capitol riots or whatever! a drag performer sent them in there!

i wonder how long this oath keeper will decide to keep his oath for, or if he'll start dropping dime on his homeboys just like all the rest of the oath keepers have been doing after getting hauled off to jail?

assuming that this chud wins the defamation lawsuit against faux noise, he would literally be the one heap of maga trash who actually succeeded at accomplishing anything on january 6'th, while his own peers threw him under the bus and called him an fbi agent lol. he'll get hit with some fines and probation and whatever and he'll be sitting there counting his stacks of rupert murdoch's money while the rest of his fellow rioters sit in their cells waiting for diaper don and tuck tuck to throw them a few dollars on their books so that they can buy their two scoops of Trump Lube.

i mean maybe faux noise and tuck tuck should stop using real world people and real world companies as their scapegoats to blame all of their conspiracies and crimes on, and stick to pointing the fingers at dead people, ghosts of dead venezuelan presidents, italian space satellites, obama's microwaves, chinese thermostats, and other inanimate objects that can't fight back in court and bitch slap you with defamation lawsuits. it would probably work out alot better for these fake news propagandists. this dudes probably gonna be washing his hands of faux noise and laughing straight to the bank.

 

[curryjunkie]

Ray Epps, rioter at centre of conspiracy theory, charged over January 6

Oath Keeper, who has denied being federal agent provocateur, indicted on one count of disorderly conduct in restricted area

Ray Epps – a Donald Trump supporter, Oath Keepers militia member and January 6 participant who became the subject of rightwing conspiracy theories about the attack on Congress – has been charged with one criminal count related to the riot.

In a court filing in US district court in Washington DC, dated Monday, federal prosecutors charged Epps with disorderly or disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds.

A former US marine from Arizona, Epps went to Washington in January 2021 to join protesters seeking to block Joe Biden’s victory over Trump in the presidential election the previous November.

On the night of 5 January, he was filmed in downtown Washington, telling other Trump supporters: “Tomorrow, we need to go into the Capitol … peacefully.”

The next day, as Trump told supporters to “fight like hell” in his cause, the Capitol came under attack. The attack failed and Trump’s defeat was confirmed. Nine deaths have now been linked to the riot.

The notion that Epps was a federal agent, acting as a provocateur, took root early. On the night of 5 January, some around him chanted: “Fed! Fed! Fed! Fed!” In footage of the attack, after a Capitol police officer went down, Epps was seen pulling a rioter aside.

Rightwing media, prominently including the then Fox News prime-time host Tucker Carlson, eagerly took up the theory that Epps was linked to federal agents.

In July, Epps filed a defamation suit against Fox News, which the rightwing network has sought to dismiss.

Epps spoke to CBS in August.

“I said some stupid things,” he said. “My thought process, we surround the Capitol, we get all the people there. I mean, I had problems with the election. It was my duty as an American to peacefully protest, along with anybody else that wanted to.”

Of the moment involving the fallen officer, he said he told the rioter: “‘Dude, we’re not here for that. The police aren’t the enemy,’ or something like that.”

He denied any links to police or federal agencies. There is no evidence he committed any acts of violence on January 6, or entered the Capitol.

He told CBS that after he went to help an injured man, he “looked back at the Capitol, and there was people crawling up the Capitol walls. And it looked … terrible. I mean, I was kind of ashamed of what was going on at that point. So I started to walk out.”

Asked about efforts to “paint you as this instigator”, citing his own actions and messages, Epps said: “There was an effort to make me a scapegoat.”

Earlier this year, Dominic Pezzola, a member of the far-right Proud Boys group who was ultimately sentenced to 10 years in prison for his part in the riot, invoked the Epps conspiracy theory while testifying in court.

Epps was charged by information, suggesting a plea deal may be likely.

On Tuesday, lawyers for Epps did not immediately comment.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/19/ray-epps-charged-january-6-conspiracy-theory

awww shucks. they've charged ray epps for his crimes at the capitol too.

ray epps has now been charged for his participation in the capitol riot. what a crying shame! now the maga trash are gonna have to forget about this maga muppet and come up with a new whataboutism and scapegoat to try to downplay or deflect away from their own crimes on january 6'th. i know, i'll bet it was some transgender who was the mastermind behind the capitol riots or whatever! a drag performer sent them in there!

i wonder how long this oath keeper will decide to keep his oath for, or if he'll start dropping dime on his homeboys just like all the rest of the oath keepers have been doing after getting hauled off to jail?

assuming that this chud wins the defamation lawsuit against faux noise, he would literally be the one heap of maga trash who actually succeeded at accomplishing anything on january 6'th, while his own peers threw him under the bus and called him an fbi agent lol. he'll get hit with some fines and probation and whatever and he'll be sitting there counting his stacks of rupert murdoch's money while the rest of his fellow rioters sit in their cells waiting for diaper don and tuck tuck to throw them a few dollars on their books so that they can buy their two scoops of Trump Lube.

i mean maybe faux noise and tuck tuck should stop using real world people and real world companies as their scapegoats to blame all of their conspiracies and crimes on, and stick to pointing the fingers at dead people, ghosts of dead venezuelan presidents, italian space satellites, obama's microwaves, chinese thermostats, and other inanimate objects that can't fight back in court and bitch slap you with defamation lawsuits. it would probably work out alot better for these fake news propagandists. this dudes probably gonna be washing his hands of faux noise and laughing straight to the bank.

So the fed stuff was a load of horseshit? Colour me surprised, oh well,back to blaming antifa....

 

[Super_Nintendo]

well i guess ultimate surrender and granny gang bang just aint doing it for me!

 

[Strychnine]

W00D.

 

[Strychnine]

MAGA - "Bububbbbuuutt Ray Epps wUz N3v3R 1nDeyeted!!!!!!!!!!! Ray Epps WuZZZZ a FEdddddDDDDDD! It Wuz A1LLLL a S3tUPPPP!!!!!!"


The Rest of Rational America -

 

[Strychnine]

Where you at Tucker?!?! Where you at Mother lover!?!?!?!

 

[Super_Nintendo]

W00D.

 

[Strychnine]

When in doubt, when they haul you in, when they put the lights on you, when they try to break you down?

 

[BIKES!]

Kevin McCarthy’s office stormed by rioters? Any guesses on the jail time or prosecution. Did the cops shoot anyone? Oh that’s right, two sets of rules for the racist vile Demonrats that are hell bent on destroying the nation.

 

[Andy Capp]

Ray Epps, rioter at centre of conspiracy theory, charged over January 6

Oath Keeper, who has denied being federal agent provocateur, indicted on one count of disorderly conduct in restricted area

Ray Epps – a Donald Trump supporter, Oath Keepers militia member and January 6 participant who became the subject of rightwing conspiracy theories about the attack on Congress – has been charged with one criminal count related to the riot.

In a court filing in US district court in Washington DC, dated Monday, federal prosecutors charged Epps with disorderly or disruptive conduct in a restricted building or grounds.

A former US marine from Arizona, Epps went to Washington in January 2021 to join protesters seeking to block Joe Biden’s victory over Trump in the presidential election the previous November.

On the night of 5 January, he was filmed in downtown Washington, telling other Trump supporters: “Tomorrow, we need to go into the Capitol … peacefully.”

The next day, as Trump told supporters to “fight like hell” in his cause, the Capitol came under attack. The attack failed and Trump’s defeat was confirmed. Nine deaths have now been linked to the riot.

The notion that Epps was a federal agent, acting as a provocateur, took root early. On the night of 5 January, some around him chanted: “Fed! Fed! Fed! Fed!” In footage of the attack, after a Capitol police officer went down, Epps was seen pulling a rioter aside.

Rightwing media, prominently including the then Fox News prime-time host Tucker Carlson, eagerly took up the theory that Epps was linked to federal agents.

In July, Epps filed a defamation suit against Fox News, which the rightwing network has sought to dismiss.

Epps spoke to CBS in August.

“I said some stupid things,” he said. “My thought process, we surround the Capitol, we get all the people there. I mean, I had problems with the election. It was my duty as an American to peacefully protest, along with anybody else that wanted to.”

Of the moment involving the fallen officer, he said he told the rioter: “‘Dude, we’re not here for that. The police aren’t the enemy,’ or something like that.”

He denied any links to police or federal agencies. There is no evidence he committed any acts of violence on January 6, or entered the Capitol.

He told CBS that after he went to help an injured man, he “looked back at the Capitol, and there was people crawling up the Capitol walls. And it looked … terrible. I mean, I was kind of ashamed of what was going on at that point. So I started to walk out.”

Asked about efforts to “paint you as this instigator”, citing his own actions and messages, Epps said: “There was an effort to make me a scapegoat.”

Earlier this year, Dominic Pezzola, a member of the far-right Proud Boys group who was ultimately sentenced to 10 years in prison for his part in the riot, invoked the Epps conspiracy theory while testifying in court.

Epps was charged by information, suggesting a plea deal may be likely.

On Tuesday, lawyers for Epps did not immediately comment.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/19/ray-epps-charged-january-6-conspiracy-theory

awww shucks. they've charged ray epps for his crimes at the capitol too.

ray epps has now been charged for his participation in the capitol riot. what a crying shame! now the maga trash are gonna have to forget about this maga muppet and come up with a new whataboutism and scapegoat to try to downplay or deflect away from their own crimes on january 6'th. i know, i'll bet it was some transgender who was the mastermind behind the capitol riots or whatever! a drag performer sent them in there!

i wonder how long this oath keeper will decide to keep his oath for, or if he'll start dropping dime on his homeboys just like all the rest of the oath keepers have been doing after getting hauled off to jail?

assuming that this chud wins the defamation lawsuit against faux noise, he would literally be the one heap of maga trash who actually succeeded at accomplishing anything on january 6'th, while his own peers threw him under the bus and called him an fbi agent lol. he'll get hit with some fines and probation and whatever and he'll be sitting there counting his stacks of rupert murdoch's money while the rest of his fellow rioters sit in their cells waiting for diaper don and tuck tuck to throw them a few dollars on their books so that they can buy their two scoops of Trump Lube.

i mean maybe faux noise and tuck tuck should stop using real world people and real world companies as their scapegoats to blame all of their conspiracies and crimes on, and stick to pointing the fingers at dead people, ghosts of dead venezuelan presidents, italian space satellites, obama's microwaves, chinese thermostats, and other inanimate objects that can't fight back in court and bitch slap you with defamation lawsuits. it would probably work out alot better for these fake news propagandists. this dudes probably gonna be washing his hands of faux noise and laughing straight to the bank.

Isn't it hilarious, like, he's not being violent enough--he must not be one of us.... lol

 

[Andy Capp]

Kevin McCarthy’s office stormed by rioters? Any guesses on the jail time or prosecution. Did the cops shoot anyone? Oh that’s right, two sets of rules for the racist vile Demonrats that are hell bent on destroying the nation.

Was the electoral college vote count being certified in McCarthy's office?

 

[Andy Capp]

MAGA - "Bububbbbuuutt Ray Epps wUz N3v3R 1nDeyeted!!!!!!!!!!! Ray Epps WuZZZZ a FEdddddDDDDDD! It Wuz A1LLLL a S3tUPPPP!!!!!!"


The Rest of Rational America -

Brilliant. Free speech? What in the actual fuck is that?

 

[BIKES!]

Was the electoral college vote count being certified in McCarthy's office?

Yeah unarmed protestors (largely second amendment absolutists armed to the teeth) showed up empty handed, escorted in by undercover Feds through open doors had intent to stop an election

 

[Strychnine]

Yeah unarmed protestors (largely second amendment absolutists armed to the teeth) showed up empty handed, escorted in by undercover Feds through open doors had intent to stop an election

Wanna know how I know that you DON'T know that Ray Epps (the "F.B.I." super-agent that orchestrated ALL of Jan. 6th (According to Tucker and co.) was just indicted yesterday?!?!?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Yeah unarmed protestors (largely second amendment absolutists armed to the teeth) showed up empty handed, escorted in by undercover Feds through open doors had intent to stop an election

oh you sweet summer child. you keep coming in here and repeating your same chuddery every time and then running away, tucking your dick and clucking. even after more people get convicted for bringing guns to the capitol. maybe one day you'll be able to come up with an original thought of your own. go tell tucker to give you a new talking point.

Guy Reffitt, Texas man who brought gun to Capitol on Jan. 6, sentenced to 87 months in prison

Gun-toting Jan. 6 defendant says 'instinct took over' when he charged police line with wooden pallet

Jan. 6 rioter who brought guns onto US Capitol grounds sentenced to 5 years in jail

Centralia man pleads guilty to bringing gun to Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021

Arrested after a fatal stabbing, a Utah man told police he brought a gun to Capitol riot

these are just a handful. many other maga trash have also been armed with firearms, knives, stun guns, bear spray, pepper spray, fire extinguishers, even a crowbar, tomahawk axes, and hockey sticks. you know, all of the regular everyday normal stuff that most unarmed folks take with them for their peaceful sightseeing tours, alongside of their ziptie handcuffs and gravy seals outfits of course. you wont have to look too far back into this thread to find the latest unarmed insurrectionist who got diggled in court after bringing weapons to the capitol. seems to be every week. but great talking point bubbs. try to do better next time.

of course, disingenuous little muppets such as yourself are not interested in any of that. you're just here to cope and seethe and regurgitate the same gobbleygook while you sit back and watch as your fellow maga trash keep on taking their peaceful and orderly sightseeing tours of the american justice system and then get hauled off to prison just to own the libs.

all of this because the election-losing, twice-impeached, quadruple-indicted rapist got pink socked in the election by a senile old man with dementia, and the maga toddlers couldn't cope hard enough, so they went over to the capitol and wiped their poopie all over the walls while throwing the biggest temper tantrum that the nation has ever seen, all while putting on their gravy seals outfits and trying to look all big and mean, and now these reactionary little rage babies are all sitting there soiling their nappies and screaming for their suckies and bottles in front of a judge and crying their mommies in jail like the cutesy wittle snowflakes that these adult infants are.

the party of law and order & personal accountability right here errybudy! trump lost. fuck your feelings.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Kevin McCarthy’s office stormed by rioters? Any guesses on the jail time or prosecution. Did the cops shoot anyone? Oh that’s right, two sets of rules for the racist vile Demonrats that are hell bent on destroying the nation.

trying to compare apples to oranges while throwing out your chuddy little whataboutisms is not going to get any of the maga trash exonerated for their crimes at the capitol, or make what they did any less of a crime. and those people got arrested and will be charged with the crimes they committed that day as well, so the buck stops there.

and besides, aint none of those january 6'th insurrectionists are gonna be balling their eyes out in front of a judge on their sentencing day and crying about some other group of unarmed gay tourists who took a peaceful and orderly sightseeing tour of the capitol and took a few selfies inside of kevin mccarthy's office.

and it's a real crying shame that none of that talk about those fiery but mostly peaceful demonstrations from way back in 2020 ever got brought up at all during any of their trials either. surely if the judges and juries would have known that some black dudes on the other side of the country stole a bunch of shoes and flipped over a bunch of cars one day after some white cop murdered a black dude, it would have totally exonerated the maga pukes from their own crimes they committed at the capitol that day.

cope and seethe muppet. cope and seethe.

 

[BIKES!]

Wanna know how I know that you DON'T know that Ray Epps (the "F.B.I." super-agent that orchestrated ALL of Jan. 6th (According to Tucker and co.) was just indicted yesterday?!?!?

Ray Epps who was caught on camera as one of the primary instigators has finally been arrested... for a... duh duh duh... misdemeanor???? Meanwhile other simple protestors got 20 years.

You are a special kind of sheep...

 

[Last Falconry]

uh oh. Sounds like bikes is starting to lose it. Who wants to bet me that he mentions yuri within the next 3 posts