Law Capitol Rioter Megathread

[ShadowRun]

So is he in the Gabbard not a real democrat zone now ? Probably a newly founded racist.

 

[Strychnine]

So is he in the Gabbard not a real democrat zone now ? Probably a newly founded racist.

Wrong thread bud... This is about the insurrectionists facing the justice system.

 

[Strychnine]

Judge Rejects Request to Release Robert Morss, Ex-Army Ranger Charged in Capitol Riot

"A federal judge on Friday denied a motion filed to release former Army Ranger and Capitol rioter Robert Morss from jail.

U.S. District Judge Trevor McFadden ruled that Morss will remain in jail pending trial as he faces charges of assaulting police officers during the Capitol attack on January 6, the Pittsburgh-Post Gazette reported.

Morss' attorney, John Kiyonaga, told Newsweek on Saturday that the judge's ruling is a "travesty."

Morss was charged with a number of counts related to the Capitol riot, including robbery and assault, and has remained in custody since he was arrested in June. He was also charged with civil disorder and obstructing an official proceeding, according to a court document."

Judge Rejects Request to Release Robert Morss, Ex-Army Ranger Charged in Capitol Riot (newsweek.com)

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[ShadowRun]

Wrong thread bud... This is about the insurrectionists facing the justice system.

Yea not sure how I screwed that up on the phone lol thx

 

[CantCucktheTuck]

has anyone been charged with insurrection yet?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

but he did it in self defense!

"Patriot Rob" went on the defense by throwing a fire extinguisher at a cop. so brave. back the blue. blue lives matter. the party of law and order.

this pathetic little maga muppet just got sentenced to 63 months in prison, and Daddy didnt pardon him or come to his rescue. a chud of this stature won't be going on the offense in the joint. he's fresh meat. i hope that he enjoys his stay. don't eat that honeybun on your pillow!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

searching for "help patriot rob" it appears as if Patriot Rob's crowdfunding page has already been removed. what a crying shame.

https://givesendgo.com/HelppatriotrobP

it appears as if his girlfriend/mother or whoever Jodi Fletcher is has also put up a crowdfunder for him, under the very same website.

https://givesendgo.com/Helppatriotrob

it has since been disabled as well

of course this chud who believes in election fraud fairy tales, assaults police officers, and attacks a nations democracy would use a christian website to try to garner some sympathy and free handouts from others.

diaper don didn't come to the rescue, and jesus didn't save him from getting smoked by the judge either. best of luck to you there, patriot rob. try to avoid eating the tuna on wednesdays. trust me on this.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

lol it looks like at least one of diaper don's attorneys who fought on his behalf in many of his frivolous election lawsuits is also using that christian crowdfunding website to help cover his legal expenses

https://givesendgo.com/Eastman

i guess diaper don must have stiffed this crackpot attorney too! but he seems to be taking in some easy money, bleeding the maga muppets bank accounts some more while regurgitating the same election fraud fairy tales.

he has also been subpeona'd by the january 6th committee, booted out of his job at Chapman University, and has had complaints to disbar him put forward.

man theres some really dumb people on this website who have lots of extra money to throw around. this has got me thinking about setting up a crowdfunding account there and asking for money to help me recover from the TDS that i continue to suffer from after a trump supporter hurt my feelings on a karate forum one day.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Robert S. Palmer, 54, of Largo, Fla., pleaded guilty in October to assaulting law enforcement officers with a dangerous weapon, and his original plea agreement called for a sentencing range of 46 to 57 months. But after his plea, and his entry into the D.C. jail, Palmer arranged to make an online fundraising plea in which he said he did “go on the defense and throw a fire extinguisher at the police” after being shot with rubber bullets and tear gas.

That was a lie, Palmer admitted Friday. He had thrown a fire extinguisher — twice — a large plank and then a four- to five-foot pole at police before he was struck with one rubber bullet. The falsehood indicated a failure to accept responsibility for his actions, prosecutors argued, and when U.S. District Judge Tanya S. Chutkan agreed, she increased his sentencing range to 63 to 78 months, ultimately imposing a 63-month term.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/12/17/palmer-sentenced-fire-extinguisher-jan-6/

lol because of the bullshit he wrote on his crowdfunding page trying to portray the role of the victim, this maga muppet got an extra 6 months tacked on to the maximum sentence of his plea agreement. he really owned the libs on that one!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Ah, Jimmy Pesto... We hardly knew ye...


Actor Jay Johnston Banned From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Over Capitol Riot

"The “Mr. Show” and “Anchorman” actor will no longer be voicing the character of Jimmy Pesto Sr. on Fox’s animated hit after he was allegedly spotted at the Jan. 6 insurrection."






“I’m no detective, but I do know Jay. He said he was there. And that’s him in the picture. So…” Cassandra Church, an actress who worked alongside Johnston on the show Harmontown, tweeted in March. Spencer Crittenden, another former Harmontown colleague of Johnston’s, wrote that the actor’s “also a craven Trump supporter and was there at the time” in a since-deleted tweet.

Tim Heidecker, an actor and comedy writer who guest-starred on Bob’s Burgers, tweeted that he had “fully confirmed through reliable sources” that the man in the FBI poster was Johnston and added “it’s Jay.” Heidecker subsequently deleted the posts because, he said, his tweet “was a reply to someone who asked and shouldn’t be used as some kind of official source of information or verification.”


Actor Jay Johnston Banned From ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Over Capitol Riot (thedailybeast.com)

whatever this chud did must have been rather serious and theyve caught him on other surveillance being up to no good.

if theyve got the FBI turning to social media and asking for help to identify one specific individual, he's clearly going to be facing more than just some trespassing and illegal protesting charges that will only lead to house arrest or probation. the FBI isnt going to waste their time actively trying to hunt down those small fish. most of them are idiots and they have already been arrested after outing themselves on social media and getting snitched on by their so-called friends.

i wonder what he did?

 

[The XL]

Anyone who thinks that was an attempted insurrection an idiot. Real force would have been used in an attempted insurrection. More violence force was used at your average BLM riot.

 

[58miles]

Anyone who thinks that was an attempted insurrection an idiot. Real force would have been used in an attempted insurrection. More violence force was used at your average BLM riot.

What they were attempting on Jan 6 was the textbook definition of an insurrection just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't change that and just because those folks who participated in Jan 6 were a bunch of inbred who rode the short bus to school doesn't make it any less of an insurrection.

 

[Hatorade]

There has certainly been more right wing violence than left wing overall. If you count hate crimes, etc. Waaaaaay more right wing.

Left wing violence is all day everyday in the united states.
Right wing violence is less common, but it's the worst kind when it happens.
It's sorta like comparing a guy that drinks every night to a binge drinker.
Problem is that left wing violence, particularly riots, isn't counted as left wing violence by the FBI, so you'll never see the billions in damage done by violent protests in the stats.

 

[CantCucktheTuck]

What they were attempting on Jan 6 was the textbook definition of an insurrection just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't change that and just because those folks who participated in Jan 6 were a bunch of inbred who rode the short bus to school doesn't make it any less of an insurrection.

Has anyone been charged with insurrection?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Anyone who thinks that was an attempted insurrection an idiot. Real force would have been used in an attempted insurrection. More violence force was used at your average BLM riot.

attempted insurrection? it was by very definition, an insurrection.

an insurrection doesnt have to succeed in overthrowing a government establishment just for it to be classified as an insurrection. people dont have to be killed for it to be an insurrection. people dont need to be carrying weapons for it to be an insurrection. people dont need to get beaten up en mass for it to be an insurrection. an insurrection doesnt care which religion you follow, who you voted for, what color your skin is, or what color hat you wear either


in·sur·rec·tion
/ˌinsəˈrekSH(ə)n/

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noun
noun: insurrection; plural noun: insurrections
a violent uprising against an authority or government.

what part of assaulting, crushing, and pepper spraying a bunch of police officers, constructing a gallows, and then illegally entering a government building and inturrupting a session of congress and disrupting official government proceedings, whiile chanting to hang your vice president does not fit under the very definition of an insurrection?

it was simply just mistaken for an insurrection. really the cops were just beating up and crushing themselves, and those patriotic democracy-loving maga muppets werent actively trying to disrupt the certification of a presidential election, after it became apparent that their vice president was going to follow the law and process instead of selling out to donald trump and his outrageous demands. no, not at all. it was all really just a bunch of tourists, taking a sightseeing venture through the capitol building, to give nancy pelosi a hug and shake mike pence's hand and maybe take some selfies with them. that had to have been it. or perhaps they were they going to peacefully hang them on their gallows or what?

i dont know about you, but whenever i attend a sightseeing tour, or do other touristy stuff, i always pack my suitcase full of military camo and larping gear. and i always carry my tasers, hockey sticks, pepper spray, and ziptie handcuffs with me wherever i go. especially when i'm not allowed to carry guns with me across the potomac, and having a whole bunch of my other friendly tourists bringing guns through reagan international within such a short timeframe would set off red flags to security and eventually the military and blow our cover and that peaceful protest we've been covertly setting up over at thedonald.win for about a month now will have to be put on hold.

 

[58miles]

Everyone wanted to tell trump to tell everyone to go home and not storm the capitol. Now they be like, oh, it was nothing.
Lock these fuckers up for a while.

First everyone told Trump to tell everyone to go home and not and not storm the capitol then it was really a Antifa BLM FBI false flag operation then they were just a bunch of tourists now it's BUT THE RIOTS LAST SUMMER WERE WORSE!!!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

What they were attempting on Jan 6 was the textbook definition of an insurrection just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't change that and just because those folks who participated in Jan 6 were a bunch of inbred who rode the short bus to school doesn't make it any less of an insurrection.

i would have to imagine that things could have played out differently if a bunch of competant and organized group of people stormed the capitol, or if diaper don was able to get the miltary to side with him. perhaps martial law could have been invoked, the president would remain seated, and it would take months or even years to sort out all of the election bidding. instead they sent over the finest spectrum of short bus retards that they could pull out of a maga rally to do their bidding. most of those idiots who went inside didnt even seem to have any kind of logical gameplan as to what they should be doing next, and they all folded like lawn chairs the moment where one of their own had to face the ultimate consequences for her actions. these self-proclaimed patriots werent willing to die for the country and its democracy that they hate, unlike most other people in countries who have fought in violent uprisings throughout the history.

cheeto benito and his finest group of deplorables should have taken notes from mussolini, but instead, Trump's insurrection turned out to be a complete failure, just like everything else related to the name Trump. Trump Hotels, Trump Casinos, Trump Airlines, Trump Beverages, Trump Ice, the Trump board game, Trump Magazine, Tour De Trump, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump Calogne, the Trump Foundation, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Travel, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump Dating, Trump Princess, Trump Princess II, Eric, Don jr. & Ivanka Trump, Trump Vodka, Trump's twitter account, Trump's border wall, Trump's online blog, Trump's re-election, Trump's 66 post-election lawsuits, and the Trump presidency.

 

[Strychnine]

Yea not sure how I screwed that up on the phone lol thx

OT:
The ONE and ONLY time I tried to hit up Sherdog on my phone was an unmitigated disaster! It was a few years ago and I was in a bar. I ordered a BLT and a drink. I busted out my phone to surf the dawg and I got BOMBARDED with Pr0n ads on the sidebar! Just as I put my phone away, I noticed the server looking over my shoulder with my sandwich.

 

[Witchhunt]

This thread delivers the lols.
Gotta get ‘em where you can. Glad to see everyone finally having some fun.

 

[58miles]

i would have to imagine that things could have played out differently if a bunch of competant and organized group of people stormed the capitol, or if diaper don was able to get the miltary to side with him. perhaps martial law could have been invoked, the president would remain seated, and it would take months or even years to sort out all of the election bidding. instead they sent over the finest spectrum of short bus retards that they could pull out of a maga rally to do their bidding. most of those idiots who went inside didnt even seem to have any kind of logical gameplan as to what they should be doing next, and they all folded like lawn chairs the moment where one of their own had to face the ultimate consequences for her actions. these self-proclaimed patriots werent willing to die for the country and its democracy that they hate, unlike most other people in countries who have fought in violent uprisings throughout the history.

cheeto benito and his finest group of deplorables should have taken notes from mussolini, but instead, Trump's insurrection turned out to be a complete failure, just like everything else related to the name Trump. Trump Hotels, Trump Casinos, Trump Airlines, Trump Beverages, Trump Ice, the Trump board game, Trump Magazine, Tour De Trump, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump Calogne, the Trump Foundation, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Travel, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump Dating, Trump Princess, Trump Princess II, Eric, Don jr. & Ivanka Trump, Trump Vodka, Trump's twitter account, Trump's border wall, Trump's online blog, Trump's re-election, Trump's 66 post-election lawsuits, and the Trump presidency.

That's why the GOP is trying to make sure they learned the lessons of this failed coup just in case they need to try it again in 2024.