Oh man. When I was on Marine Security Guard I had tons of em. I will list all the ones I can remember.
Carnuba - DI called me this in Bootcamp.
Cardonuts - SSGT's little kid couldnt say my name so he called me this. It stuck for a while
Shooter - Had a ND with a shotgun first day of post. I will elaborate if need be.
Lost Shooter - Later in the same week, I got lost talking to U-Bahn and S-Bahn from Downtown Berlin to Clayallee after my shift ended
Buttons - Long story, but it includes me arguing with another guy on post on who should open our mag locked doors to one of the embassy personnel. Will elaborate later as well
Broken Chair - Went to the German-American Volkfest across the street from the consulate in berlin. Sat down in a chair and the shit collapsed. I was a whopping 135 lber back then
Big Red - Went out one night, met some girls, we all got hammered, heading back home one of them threw up all over me, friend asked me to make it seem cool so he could get laid, i offered the girl a stick of gum and then proceeded to make out with her
Tardo - Regional Security Office called me this cuz I would act stupid at times when i yemen.
Smokey - Habitual smoker
Those are some I can remember and that are on my going away plaques and shit.