Cake and Gravy

I wish I had a real burger that size in front of me instead of a picture.
 
When I was driving here from Boston, whenever I ordered food, I had to think of you.
 
Do you think drinking ranch dressing would be a good way to work up to drinking gravy?
 
Do you think drinking ranch dressing would be a good way to work up to drinking gravy?

No, try blue cheese. Ranch is baby stuff. I drink/put ranch on everything as it has become the "new salt". Cycle in the blue cheese 5 x 5 program and you will do great.
 
"4 Granola Bars?!"

- My wife when reading this Log
 
You should put every thing in fit day for some macros.

After a quick glance it looks like your eating is fairly carb dominant. If you are trying to lose weight IMO I would try to make every meal protein dominant. I center every meal on protein and carbs are an after though unless its Post Wo or PrwWo on squat and dead days.

That being said some people do not do well on low carb, I would try it for two weeks and see what happens. I respond very well to it and for the most part do not lose much strength or gain it all back with a refeed.
 

That looks pretty cool. I'll check it out when I get home to hear what she is saying. The carl's JR burger commercials win hands down, imo.

"4 Granola Bars?!"

- My wife when reading this Log
I usually eat one or two while my breakfast is being made and then eat another one while getting ready for work. Nom.

How has your weight changed so far?

Gaining weight a bit but getting fatter.

You should put every thing in fit day for some macros.

After a quick glance it looks like your eating is fairly carb dominant. If you are trying to lose weight IMO I would try to make every meal protein dominant. I center every meal on protein and carbs are an after though unless its Post Wo or PrwWo on squat and dead days.

That being said some people do not do well on low carb, I would try it for two weeks and see what happens. I respond very well to it and for the most part do not lose much strength or gain it all back with a refeed.

LOL @ serious post. Look out for monday as my diet gets more serious (boring).
 
7:00am
3 whole eggs fried w/ lowrys seasoning
english muffin
glass of OJ
2 granola bars


11:00
poppy seed bagel with egg, cheese, ham, bacon, and mayo.
23 fl oz of arizona iced tea

1:30
double turkey double ham sandwich w/ mustard
2 pints of chocolate milk

5:30
1 pint of chocolate milk

8:30
chicken with chipotle bbq sauce
brown rice w/ lawrys seasoning
2 newcastle brown ales

9:30
Green Flash Imperial India Pale Ale
 
This is real. Link

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Zero's diet log is quite a paradigm. If he continues to eat normally, people will continue to read for the comedy, but zero's heart will probably seize via lard-clogged arteries in about.... what time is it?

But if he cleans up his diet and starts eating healthy, he'll lose weight and probably live longer. But no one will give a shit.


Lets see which way he goes...
 
Zero's diet log is quite a paradigm. If he continues to eat normally, people will continue to read for the comedy, but zero's heart will probably seize via lard-clogged arteries in about.... what time is it?

But if he cleans up his diet and starts eating healthy, he'll lose weight and probably live longer. But no one will give a shit.


Lets see which way he goes...

I think you meant paradox, not paradigm.

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Yeah, whatever. I knew it started with a P.
 
I only wear a conundrum if I know that bitch has been around.
 
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