Cake and Gravy

7:00am
granola bar
pint of milk
banana

Today will probably be another bad eating day(eating hardly anything). I'm just being lazy

1:30pm
Flemish stew
2 biscuits
2 pints of milk
granola bar

5:30
1 pint of milk
triple turkey and swiss chesse sandwich

8:45
peanut butter and honey sandwich
2 pints of chocolate milk


10:25
Big ass bowl of honey bunches of oats w/ milk

I'm pretty sure carbs before bed are key to a 6 pack.
 
Did you kick Liquid's ass in tennis?

He ignored my post in the pub which means he probably had to check with teh wife which means she denied him which means he didn't come through.

I kicked my gf's ass though. I let her get close.
 
This Log makes me look like John-fucking-Berardi.

I love you Zero.

*subscribes*

PS - LOL @ "pints of chocolate milk" and "biscuits".

To this day, I have never seen another human eat a plate of only biscuits and gravy. The same goes for cake in a bar.
 
This Log makes me look like John-fucking-Berardi.

I love you Zero.

*subscribes*

PS - LOL @ "pints of chocolate milk" and "biscuits".

To this day, I have never seen another human eat a plate of only biscuits and gravy. The same goes for cake in a bar.

Are you serious? I used to go to this place where the sold a huge Styrofoam container full of biscuits and gravy...it did have sausage in the gravy...mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Damn that was good.
 
I was sitting next to zero when he ate that and I'm pretty sure it was just gravy.
 
Are you serious? I used to go to this place where the sold a huge Styrofoam container full of biscuits and gravy...it did have sausage in the gravy...mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Damn that was good.

Yeah, but there is also sausage with the meal.

I'm pretty sure that Zero's biggest sexual fantasy involves a bathtub of warm water, Little Debbie, and 7 freshly opened packets of gravy mix.
 
OMG, i fucking love little debbie products. They are so damn cheap as well. I say pint because it's literally a pint. I have about 12 guieness/newcastle pint glasses. I used to get 12 biscuits smothered in gravy and have cut up pieces of bacon and saususe sprinkled on the top. Heaven.

7:00am
Flemish stew
Pint of chocolate milk
banana

10:30
granola bar
triple turkey sandwich with spicy brown mustard
glass of water.


12:30
granola bar
glass of water

1:36
2 pints of chocolate milk
teriyaki double chicken bowl

4:30
Protein shake

6:34
3 granola bars

8:44
chicken w/ brown rice
2 pints of milk

 
Yeah, but there is also sausage with the meal.

I'm pretty sure that Zero's biggest sexual fantasy involves a bathtub of warm water, Little Debbie, and 7 freshly opened packets of gravy mix.

I was such a fat kid that in elementary I would day dream about being in a swimming pool full of whatever we were having for lunch that day. Chicken nuggets, pizza, nacho grande...
 
I joke that my fantasy is tagging a chick doggie style with a huge bowl of ravioli in tomato vodka cream sauce on her back eating as I plow.
 
The ravioli story gave me the dry heaves and a good idea. The turkey meatloaf I made would be the perfect filler for a three cheese ravioli.
 
I've never been into the food sex thing. I have however dreamt of swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. THAT would be the tits.
 
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