Cabbage steaks - have you tried these?

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

God damn, I didn't know Freddie Mercury was so swole.

lol

 

[Queen B]

No but I had Buffalo Cauliflower at a bar and it tasted just like wings, without the guilt of killing an innocent animal

 

[dembones22]

YOU MADE A POST ABOUT CABBAGE STEAKS.


THEN I CALLED YOU HOMOSEXUAL IN A BACKHANDED WAY.




am I going to have to walk you through everything??

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

If you are making homemade vegetable beef soup, Shred (not too thin) some cabbage and add it last minute. Adds a nice crunch. Top with sour cream and hot sauce. Pretty good.

That's a good idea. I usually add crushed crackers to vegetable soup to add crunch. Never thought about shredded cabbage. Nice

I eat cabbage pretty often, just didn't realize people were fashioning it into steaks.

I didn't either man. But for real, it's awesome. Just slice the cabbage slices about an inch to an inch and a half thick, and follow the recipe in the OP. I promise it's way better than you're thinking. I was surprised.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

No but I had Buffalo Cauliflower at a bar and it tasted just like wings, without the guilt of killing an innocent animal

Wow, never even heard of this. Would try

 

[MikeMcMann]

Cabbage steaks? Sounds like an oxymoron

Yup. For that reason alone I would refuse to ever eat it. They are not steaks. In no way do they deserve the name steaks or to try and trade off the steak cred. They may be good and they may be tasty but they aint no damn steak!!!

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

YOU MADE A POST ABOUT CABAGE STEAKS.


THEN I CALLED YOU HOMOSEXUAL IN A BACKHANDED WAY.




am I going to have to walk you through everything??

Oh, lol. I don't understand what you gay dudes are even saying sometimes. I'm straight.

 

[DoomPatrol]

Trust me you gotta try this. I love cabbage cooked pretty much in any way... I love coleslaw....or boiled with vinegar and salt. But cabbage steaks are my new favorite, hands down. Plus cabbage is really good for you. I've read that it even boosts your T levels, so if you don't eat much of it, you should. But have you guys tried cabbage steaks yet? It tastes way better than it sounds.



Just drizzle olive oil over the cabbage slices and top with garlic. Season cabbage with salt and pepper. Cover the dish with aluminum foil. Bake in preheated oven until the cabbage core is easily pierced with a fork, about 45 minutes. If you like it with a little crunch to it, you can cook it less than 45 mins. You can also bake it, fry it in a pan, or grill it. It's good either way.

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Also feel free to post any coleslaw recipes here.

Disgusting

 

[lts5025]

I’ve had lots of cauliflower steaks and I like cabbage, so I’ll have to give it a try. My wife has been bringing home this pickled cabbage and carrot mixture from this restaurant next to her work and I’ve been eating almost every day. Farting like a maniac but the poops are nice and I feel great.

 

[nostradumbass]

No but I had Buffalo Cauliflower at a bar and it tasted just like wings, without the guilt of killing an innocent animal

Thought that was kind of the point of wings. Isn't the story that some kids went into the mom's restaurant after hours and she only had the shitty parts of the chicken left so she made some sauce to overpower the flavor? You could put buffalo sauce on a turd and it would taste like wings.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Disgusting

nah man it's awesome

 

[Jumpy]

No but I had Buffalo Cauliflower at a bar and it tasted just like wings, without the guilt of killing an innocent animal

I do a diced cauliflower dish, it's shrimp fried rice(cauliflower) and mother fucking delicious. I can taste the difference(or tell?) between the cauliflower and rice, but it's no big deal.

Animals were murdered to satisfy my appetite.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

My wife has been bringing home this pickled cabbage and carrot mixture from this restaurant next to her work and I’ve been eating almost every day. Farting like a maniac but the poops are nice and I feel great.

I think I've had that pickled carrot/cabbage stuff you're talking about. I've had a version of it at least. I liked it.

 

[MikeMcMann]

No but I had Buffalo Cauliflower at a bar and it tasted just like wings, without the guilt of killing an innocent animal

it DID NOT taste just like chicken wings.

It may in fat of tasted good but it did not taste like chicken wings and that aint no damn steak.

Dammit, stop trying to steal the cred of meat and just build your own cred you damn filthy vegs!

 

[dembones22]

Oh, lol. I don't understand what you gay dudes are even saying sometimes. I'm straight.

Nice try.



Hey ! After you and the fellas are done watching the Bachelor and painting each others nails, do you guys light one another's farts on fire??




You know, because of the cabbage steaks.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Nice try.



Hey ! After you and the fellas are done watching the Bachelor and painting each others nails, do you guys light one another's farts on fire??




You know, because of the cabbage steaks.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Okonomiyaki.

@Cint


Tbt, I've lived off of cabbage as a "carb" substitute for almost 2 years when I was training and cutting weight.

 

[mrsenor]

Trust me you gotta try this. I love cabbage cooked pretty much in any way... I love coleslaw....or boiled with vinegar and salt. But cabbage steaks are my new favorite, hands down. Plus cabbage is really good for you. I've read that it even boosts your T levels, so if you don't eat much of it, you should. But have you guys tried cabbage steaks yet? It tastes way better than it sounds.



Just drizzle olive oil over the cabbage slices and top with garlic. Season cabbage with salt and pepper. Cover the dish with aluminum foil. Bake in preheated oven until the cabbage core is easily pierced with a fork, about 45 minutes. If you like it with a little crunch to it, you can cook it less than 45 mins. You can also bake it, fry it in a pan, or grill it. It's good either way.

Spoiler

thank you





Also feel free to post any coleslaw recipes here.

 

[original doom]

Okonomiyaki.

@Cint


Tbt, I've lived off of cabbage as a "carb" substitute for almost 2 years when I was training and cutting weight.

testosterone gains ?

 

[loyalyolayal]

testosterone gains ?

I just found that out itt. Cabbage is cheap and fills me up without gaining too much. That was just my rationale. I just shred it and sauteed with eggs. Goes well with tenderloin steaks that I bought cheap.