bum attacks

[IIIIIIII]

lol, i know that the thread title sounds dramatic, but i had an interesting experience last night.

i'm having a cigarette outside one of my local bars, when a bum approaches me for a cigarette. i tell him that i just bummed this one (pun not intended), and that i'm sorry. he then asks if he can have the rest of it when i'm done. and i look at him strangely, then tell him that i plan on smoking the entire thing. he then puts his hand out and asks to shake my hand. i thought it was an odd gesture, but i'm a decent fellow, so i did...and this motherfucker tries to grab my cigarette while putting his elbow on my neck.

at this point, i'm wondering whether this is going to escalate into something bigger. but luckily, i pushed him so far back that he hit a kid's stroller, and the mom started yelling at him, lol.

anyway, i thought that it was a strange occurrence and worth sharing. has anyone ever come across something similar?

 

[NoobHeadShot]

You should've beat the shit out of the piece of dung.

 

[YPMG]

I usually help the less fortunate so I can't say that I have. Be honest though, did you get a little scurred you might get the Aids? Did you shower and scrub vigorously while saying 'unclean! Unclean!' When you got home?

 

[madizm2]

 

[faustian]

lol what kind of mom is out with her kid in a stroller outside a bar at night?

 

[Car]

You should have killed him

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

I was chatting with a guy in front of a bar once while waiting for the rest of my party to show up. The guy was sort sort of going off about random things so I heard him out; wasn't particularly interested though.

When everyone arrived we went into the bar and he tried to follow us in like he was gonna chill with us or something.. the bouncer was like "wut" and I said he wasn't with us and he snapped all of a sudden, rushing at the bouncer and calling me names and stuff like I'd done something wrong.

Crazies gonna crazy.

 

[Lost Limb**]

Maybe he was trying to help you quit smoking. Shame on you for refusing his advances.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

What time did this occur? Why was there a stroller outside of a bar?

 

[Joe]

i believe they prefer to be called hobos

 

[Gaylords Force]

lol what kind of mom is out with her kid in a stroller outside a bar at night?

This is what I was thinking.

 

[HereticBD]

Never shake a bum's hand, you idiot.

 

[MixMartialFarts]

I am also confused about this mother with her stroller outside of a bar.

 

[fingercuffs]

It doesn't sound dramatic, it sounds like sodomy of the rapey kind.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

A bum tried to mug me in broad day light in the middle of a busy street.

It was a really weird situation, because I was actually really nice to the guy. He approached and asked for some change, and I gave him $5.

He then says "Nice Jacket.... give it to me". I didn't exactly know what to do, but he reaches into his pocket (for what I don't know), and I panicked.

I just grabbed him and threw him to the ground (as strange as that sounds). I'm a pretty big guy, and him being a strung out bum was maybe 150lbs soaking wet .

I then ran back to the place I was interning at scared that I was going to be arrested for hurting the guy.

Fun times.

 

[IIIIIIII]

I usually help the less fortunate so I can't say that I have. Be honest though, did you get a little scurred you might get the Aids? Did you shower and scrub vigorously while saying 'unclean! Unclean!' When you got home?

haha, nah i just thought that i was going to get into a fight.

and getting in trouble with the law is the last thing i need.

 

[IIIIIIII]

lol what kind of mom is out with her kid in a stroller outside a bar at night?

this was on haight st. in san francisco.

there are all walks of life walking down that street, lol.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

i've never been physically accosted by a bum/homo/vagrant...but the closest I've come to physcially assaulting one myself was when I was studying for the LSAT outside a coffee shop..

it was one of those rare days in Seattle where the sun was out...so I decided to study outside in the sun, using the outdoor seating which was available.


As I'm reading/studying, this bum comes up:

Bum: Hey, do you have a couple dollars?

LI: No, sorry brother...I have no cash on me.

Bum: Really? Anything, Change, you gotta have some change...

LI: No buddy, I have no change either...I'm broke.

Bum: Bullshit, look at you with your fancy clothes (I was wearing a button up shirt and shorts) and your cell phone. you don't know what's it like to not have money, or a car or a job...you ain't nothing but a selfish asshole. (and then he walks off)


I'm not a violent person, but in that instance, slugging him made perfect sense.

 

[IIIIIIII]

Maybe he was trying to help you quit smoking. Shame on you for refusing his advances.

i actually am trying to cut down, lol.

 

[faustian]

this was on haight st. in san francisco.

there are all walks of life walking down that street, lol.

lol kinda reminds me of a time in college when my buddy took me with him to literally buy crack at a house off Grand Ave in Miami and there was some lady with a baby outside on the front porch at 3am. True story lol.