Brittney Palmer married.

[Winston Wolf]

How I love the taste of bad news on mondays.

 

[Te Huna Matata]

A. Good for her, I guess.

B. She still shoulda just left her fuckin' face and body alone.

C. We'll see how long this lasts.

This
This
And this.

I especially agree with B. She was so sexy before. Now, she just looks fake.

 

[Mr WorldWide]

Would've cared more if it wasn't synthetic Brittney. I'll cry when Vanessa ties the knot though.

 

[BigRed78]

if her tits travel any further up her chest she will be wearing them as Mickey mouse ears.

 

[DarthChen731]

Lol this is great

 

[riitzni]

Filing this under "things to forget in the next two minutes".

 

[Aerose91]

He could have just married a blow up doll instead and gotten the same amount of plastic.

 

[Shael]

Cowboy had prime Brittney.

 

[Da Speeit]

so who is going to be the first white knight to come in and tell us we're all fat pussies who are mad we can't bag an angel like brit?
This has to happen, it's the law of the universe.

 

[FascistDictator]

wish them all the best.

 

[ArkhamAsylum]

Cerrone wins. He tapped the best version of her and quit before she went nuts.


Now, did Palmer have her implants re-worked? They're certainly looking more full.

This.

 

[DarthChen731]

This
This
And this.

I especially agree with B. She was so sexy before. Now, she just looks fake.

When she first got a few things done I was like, "Meh, she still looks great," but then she just kept getting stuff done. Even beyond her face looking fake her BODY is less appealing now because it's, dare I say, "too perfect."

The offenses were serious enough that I had to remove the desire to marry her from my Sherdog sig a year or two ago and leave it at just Gina. It's that serious.



Oh well, Gina will get twice the lovin'.

 

[Kanster]

Cerrone had her in her prime.

 

[Razor]

Spoiler

The funny thing is, I knew exactly what I was opening.

 

[ufcfan4]

Spoiler

Plus he got her in her absolute prime...pre-plasticization.

 

[DarthChen731]

SUCH A GODDAMNED SHAME.

She was literally perfect. Now she's literally "perfect."


Worst thing about this kinda stuff is that it can't be undone. ::sigh:: I just don't get some people.

 

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

Classy wedding dress

 

[UL]

Cyborg!!!

 

[Zeroinnes]

So that's why the Plastic Pair was missing on Saturday.

 

[DarthChen731]

Cyborg!!!

Brittney "Cyborg" Palmer will be the WGOAT once they install her her new OS.