Breaking the rulebook: lasers

[Lawrence]

Call me a traditional cheat

 

[Megatronlee]

Kavanagh is suspiciously absent from Conor's corner. Backstage a man fiddles in the dark, but in his hands sit not his own genitalia, but rather a voodoo doll called simply...lil' Eddie.

Amazing

 

[BrazilianDude]

Retards with laser pointers happened to be in the first UFC Rio. Security found them and kicked them out though.

 

[Haj01]

Call me a traditional cheat


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hahaa I actually own that T shirt

 

[Myrddin Wild]

Lazerz? How are they going to sneak the Lazer Cats in?

 

[Concrete Whale]

Hire a high-level hypnotist to hypnotise your fighter so he or she becomes impervious to pain.

 

[Myrddin Wild]

Hire a high-level hypnotist to hypnotise your fighter so he or she becomes impervious to pain.

or have a hypnotist talk to your opponent... & once he's under the spell you can train him to go down in the 1st.

 

[Bacco]

Imho

 

[Slapchoppin]

when your opponent goes for a leg kick move in a way that it hits your cup. make sure that you get the biggest cup available so its easier for them to hit

win by DQ every time

 

[Clippy]

I mentioned this in another thread but there's also grabbing your opponent's wrist and slapping yourself with it so it looks like they tapped