Breaking the rulebook: lasers

[Clippy]

Let's discuss loopholes and ways to cheat in fights

My idea, and it seem so obvious to me: lasers

Now I'm not saying stay cageside and be obvious about it, but plant infiltrators in the audience with laser pointers and shine it in the fighter's eyes constantly

The confusion will surely give his opponent the advantage

And if you get caught just plead the 5th

"What I'm just chillin with my laser collection I didn't think you guys wouldn't like that"

Ok now what you got

 

[Mr. Jamie Cee]

It's certainly an interesting theory, Dr. Evil.

 

[justbetter]

Also there isn't a rule against letting a pet lion into the cage to attack your opponent before you go in for the armbar or heel hook

 

[Bookmark]

reminds me of when someone on fedor's team said that there must have been people in the crowd disorienting him with 'forbidden mental technologies' during the bigfoot fight.

 

[Valhoven]

Kavanagh is suspiciously absent from Conor's corner. Backstage a man fiddles in the dark, but in his hands sit not his own genitalia, but rather a voodoo doll called simply...lil' Eddie.

 

[Darbo]

 

[Sonny Qc]

Let's discuss loopholes and ways to cheat in fights

My idea, and it seem so obvious to me: lasers

Now I'm not saying stay cageside and be obvious about it, but plant infiltrators in the audience with laser pointers and shine it in the fighter's eyes constantly

The confusion will surely give his opponent the advantage

And if you get caught just plead the 5th

"What I'm just chillin with my laser collection I didn't think you guys wouldn't like that"

Ok now what you got

You know that UFC event are full of drunk retard right?

You have a pretty good chance to get punch in the face by someone sitting close to you imo.

 

[Haj01]

Imagine if someone knew how to use their chi. And unleashed a hadouken? You could end the fight instantly! And it's not against the rules is it?

 

[Clippy]

You know that UFC event are full of drunk retard right?

You have a pretty good chance to get punch in the face by someone sitting close to you imo.

Wear a hoodie and keep the laser pointer close to your face so nobody can see what you're doing

 

[The Moloko man]

Also there isn't a rule against letting a pet lion into the cage to attack your opponent before you go in for the armbar or heel hook

There shouldn't be a rule against it . Only one encouraging it

 

[phunky]

Putting black mamba's venom on your nails

 

[wilKO]

Chili powder on your gloves.

 

[Turtlejuice]

Why not just get Dana in as special guest referee, and then just when he's about to stop the fight he stops, turns around and power slams the guy that was winning and rules it a KO for the other guy?

 

[Philtard]

Jon Jones or travis could've soaked their fingers in tobasco sauce to give their eye pokes that added edge.

Take some viagra pre bout and go at someone with a raging boner?

Or matt Lindland style don't bathe for 3 weeks and stank out the competition.

 

[HIMBOB]

If someone did that to Conor pre ufc sale i could see them ending up buried in a desert.
Did it to a Brazilian get floor seats for next show.

 

[ninjion]

"And if you get caught just plead the 5th"

That's probably the single most retarded thing I've heard on Sherdog ever. You should try doing that and see how it works out for you.

 

[Clippy]

"And if you get caught just plead the 5th"

That's probably the single most retarded thing I've heard on Sherdog ever. You should try doing that and see how it works out for you.

\Mark Coleman did it

 

[Which Doctor]

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[J. Bernie Cunningham]

I say give each fighter a laser. Put em on the gloves and it'll eliminate eyepokes. We'd just get straight up blinding.

 

[Cooliox]

better yet, get 20 armed mafia guys backstage for 'control'.... oh wait wait, my bad, Yakuza did that.

carry on.