Brazilian MMA fighter Joyce Vieira chokes out man on beach.

[GTS]

I only remember it b/c I still do that clap all the time irl and when people are like wtf I tell them not to hate on Clarence Clementines lol

Clarence Clemons...

 

[ultra321]

Imagine he's telling the truth lmao. He's like "why the fuck is this crazy roid raging chick attacking me, I'm just trying to take a leak here because there are no bathrooms around!"

heh... cant take a leak with a raging boner...

 

[ultra321]

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what is this???

 

[SpedDaddyV]

Had a dude pull up next to my G/F one time in a car, and he was naked, jerking off. I jumped out of the car and tried to get his door open so I could bash him, but he peeled off down the street. haha. Fucking weird ass mo-foz out there.

Pics of your gf? So I know whether he was justified or not

 

[JBJISGOAT]

Brazil is a strange place...

Also, which one is the woman.

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Pics of your gf? So I know whether he was justified or not

haha she was smokin hot back then, but definitely not now.

 

[Mila is My World]

i wish i had his levels of testosterone

I wish I had her levels of testosterone

 

[BZeee]

At least Louis CK asked first....jeez....

 

[linch]

Cabo Frio is a nice place, been there once.

 

[Willek]

She should be flattered.

 

[Why So Serious]

I think it was this guy again. He has no standards.

YEAH!

 

[Mangar]

Ugly, veiny hands. would not masturbate.

 

[ralphus1]

You never hear about guys pulling a Peewee during Joanna Contender photo shoots.

 

[ChildoftheCorn]

Very flattering angle in OP, but with that body type, bad boob job, and something about her face....

She could fit a third tit between the other two.

 

[GhostPunch]

 

[GSP_37]

She should have stripped down and masturbated in front of him and see how he likes it. That would have taught him a lesson.

 

[Fadetoblack918]

 

[Spacetrucker]

Well it’s not. And it never is so.....

You never spent much time driving the highways... you wouldn't beleive the shit some chicks do behind the wheel.

 

[in the liver]

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fuck yes

 

[Chitaouri]

I wish I had her levels of testosterone