News BrainBridge The world’s first head transplant system

[StonedLemur]

Ah, man made horrors beyond our wildest dreams

Just when you think your friend won't bust your balls anymore about the trebuchet, we get this monstrosity sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

Can I just get a new set of hands?

To squeeze your peter harder sir?

 

[StonedLemur]

Nah. I aint trying to hurt anybody.

As far as this fucking abomination.

Kill it with fire.

 

[Goatenstein]

Another company that will take investor money and disappear.

 

[William Huggins]

To squeeze your peter harder sir?

Nah mate, I want tiny hands comically small so when I try to grip my giant sherdogger schlong with both I can't grip it and it drops out of my hands..........just for fun.......

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

They can do this shit, but I can't have hair??? BS world.

 

[Otto!]

Let’s talk about this in about 50 years, at a minimum.

 

[StonedLemur]

They can do this shit, but I can't have hair??? BS world.

You're a sexy bald mothafucka, get over it sir lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

Nah mate, I want tiny hands comically small so when I try to grip my giant sherdogger schlong with both I can't grip it and it drops out of my hands..........just for fun.......

I was thinking Hulk hands so you can strangle the life out of it, but yours is way funnier sir lmao.

 

[Sano]

Obviously a gimmick, look at the presentation video. As someone who works in neuro rehab, we can't even solve basic neurological issues yet let alone thinking about replacing someones head. Pipedream or maybe 500 years into the future.

 

[Luthien]

Imagine what this would do for the transgender community

 

[William Huggins]

Obviously a gimmick, look at the presentation video. As someone who works in neuro rehab, we can't even solve basic neurological issues yet let alone thinking about replacing someones head. Pipedream or maybe 500 years into the future.

Mate it's all plug and play!!!!! Wet wear bro

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

yeah that's never gonna happen. lol we still don't even have flying cars. lol

NGL, i think this is something i could see pulled off modern science.

 

[Clippy]

Have you tried this @Clippy?

No but thabks fir life hack

 

[Osculater]

@666 went to rehab because of that shit.

666 went to rehab because he tried @Clippy?