Bouncers acting like hard-asses

[Pupi]

You'd act like an asshole too if you had to deal with drunk scumbags and stupid drunk whores on a nightly basis.

 

[Gawd]

You'd act like an asshole too if you had to deal with drunk scumbags and stupid drunk whores on a nightly basis.

Hey, i post on sherdog every night and still manage to keep my flaming light-hearted.

 

[Madmick]

So you got emasculated, deal with it.

Bingo. The bouncers' behavior isn't really my preoccupation when I go out. This was on the news a few nights ago. This guy sure wasn't intimidated. He might be an asshole, but he's legit. Johnny's is one of the more successful bars in Redding, though they don't tend to hire the most physically impressive bouncers:
Assault in Redding leaves two men unconscious and one in critical condition
Still waiting on his mugshot.

You'd act like an asshole too if you had to deal with drunk scumbags and stupid drunk whores on a nightly basis.

Double bingo. This goes especially for all the inebriated Napoleons who incessantly talk about how they could beat your ass from the curb because they know your job is to maintain order in the bar, and only to engage when attacked, or if someone resists being thrown out. That gets super irritating.

 

[El Chimpo]

I just helped my buddy bounce at his job yesterday... the other bouncers are cool as shit but when you gotta kick someone out, a switch gets flipped

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

years ago I was at a small backroom club watching a mates band play. Evidently the bouncers had never seen a pit and though it was a fight and grabbed one of my mates and chucked him out. I was sober and having a calm conversation with one of the roiders when another bouncer came out of no where and sucker punched me. As I was on the ground 3 of them started stamping on my head. Funny when I look back on it now.

There are some great boncers though. I was on the piss from 11am once and was a bit worse for wear come 2am. We were at a club with big couches so I asked the bouncer if I could have a power nap 'do what you want dude' was his response. I had a great nap for a hour on the couch and was then ready for more fun

 

[Madmick]

years ago I was at a small backroom club watching a mates band play. Evidently the bouncers had never seen a pit and though it was a fight and grabbed one of my mates and chucked him out. I was sober and having a calm conversation with one of the roiders when another bouncer came out of no where and sucker punched me. As I was on the ground 3 of them started stamping on my head. Funny when I look back on it now.

There are some great boncers though. I was on the piss from 11am once and was a bit worse for wear come 2am. We were at a club with big couches so I asked the bouncer if I could have a power nap 'do what you want dude' was his response. I had a great nap for a hour on the couch and was then ready for more fun

I don't believe you.

 

[Flexwave2003]

you are a bad ass bro, you flexed?

Flexing is a vulgar display of power.

 

[Benoco]

I always wondered how pubs attract societies biggest dickheads for the job, then one day I was walking passed a Dublin dive and saw a sign - "Brain dead Neanderthals wanted, must enjoy shouting in people's faces, antagonizing customers and just generally spoiling fun. Salary negotiable depending on the size of the chip on the asshole's shoulder".

 

[John Stockton]

Seems like a preemptive measure to me. Someone like Jose Aldo would be a shit bouncer because everybody would have to find out how to behave themselves the hard way. The bigger and meaner looking the guy, the better.

 

[Flexwave2003]

I always wondered how pubs attract societies biggest dickheads for the job, then one day I was walking passed a Dublin dive and saw a sign - "Brain dead Neanderthals wanted, must enjoy shouting in people's faces, antagonizing customers and just generally spoiling fun. Salary negotiable depending on the size of the chip on the asshole's shoulder".

Bro, do you even lift?

 

[OldBoy91]

Their job is to beat up people who are too drunk to fight back (at least that's all they do where i'm from) so I would say yes, it is needed.

 

[Facetouch]

Once me and a buddy ran into some girls we knew outside of a club. We talked to them while they were either on the line or in the smoking area (can't remember).

What I do remember is the bouncer telling me and my buddy that we needed to get off the sidewalk if we weren't going into the club. We just ignored him until the third time I got in his face and told him that the club began once people walked through the door and that they didn't own the sidewalk. I wasn't blocking anyone or anything so I told him to fuck off.

You go girl!

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

I don't believe you.

really? what part dont you believe? would be kind of pathetic to make up either story on a anoymous forum, particularly when the first story involves me getting destroyed and the second one involves me being shitfaced. Let me know and I will clarify any doubts you may have. Im guessing its the second one, does sound too good to be true but it is, in fact I can even give you the date dispite the fact that it was years ago as it was a particularly eventfull day. I have a lot more bouncer storys where they came from, most of them not so nice though

 

[IDL]

I've seen some real dick bouncers basically escalating things on purpose. They certain abuse their authority but there are plenty of good ones too.

I think the douche bags are the ones that lack diplomacy skills or are just insecure, so immediately resort to barking and biting.

 

[Pupi]

Hey, i post on sherdog every night and still manage to keep my flaming light-hearted.

That's not the same at all.

Double bingo. This goes especially for all the inebriated Napoleons who incessantly talk about how they could beat your ass from the curb because they know your job is to maintain order in the bar, and only to engage when attacked, or if someone resists being thrown out. That gets super irritating.

Yep. I've met countless bouncers who were cool as fuck, but maybe that's cus I've never given them a hard time. I've been escorted out of clubs before, but none have been physical with me, again, probably cus I was chill and didn't give them a hard time. At the end of the day, they're there to do a job. Nobody wants to risk getting hurt, especially not for 10-18 dollars an hour. Not all guys talk a big game in front of a bouncer...in my opinion, it's the guys that are the most insecure and feel like they have something to prove, whether in front of women or their shitty, drunken friends. Every group has one of those guys.

 

[Pupi]

Their job is to beat up people who are too drunk to fight back (at least that's all they do where i'm from) so I would say yes, it is needed.

No, their job is keeping drunk idiots, who aren't keeping the atmosphere light and peaceful, in their place. And if the aforementioned drunk idiots refuse to listen to warnings, then they're escorted out the door. You don't want to get bounced? Don't act like a fucking fool. It's as simple as that.

 

[ralphc1]

I've seen some real dick bouncers basically escalating things on purpose. They certain abuse their authority but there are plenty of good ones too.

I think the douche bags are the ones that lack diplomacy skills or are just insecure, so immediately resort to barking and biting.

Many years ago there was a bar in town that hired all their bouncers from a local gym. They apparently liked to get 2 bouncers on one patron and beat the crap out of him.I was only in that bar once and when I went into the bathroom, there were 2 bouncers in there with one guy and he hurried out when I walked in. One guy I knew got beat up pretty bad outside the bar by the bouncers. We kidded him that he really messed up the bouncers boots with his face. The bar owner was losing business and tried to fire the bouncers but they threatened him. He reported them to the police who did an undercover investigation and found that the bouncers were selling steroids and cocaine at the bar and gym. They arrested several of them for assault and selling drugs but the bar had gone broke by then.

 

[Camus123]

Bouncers have always been really nice to me, except one guy who had a prior beef with a friend of mine and decided to avenge himself on me 3 years later when I was there with a girl by not accepting her native status card as identification even though every other place in town would.

Otherwise I've had nothing but positive dealings. On a few occasions they've escorted out belligerent drunks who were harassing me.

 

[LucasWithLidOff]

When I used to frequent clubs, I'd always ask the bouncer if he wanted a drink. They'd always say no so I'd bring them a water.

It always pays to have them looking out for you.

 

[riitzni]

You'd act like an asshole too if you had to deal with drunk scumbags and stupid drunk whores on a nightly basis.

Hey, i post on sherdog every night and still manage to keep my flaming light-hearted.

Haha! Zing!

Poopy sounds like he's/has been on the job. You even bounce bro?

Who gives a shit what the bouncers have to deal with. That's their job. If you're an asshole, you're an asshole and you're just using your work as an excuse for your curmudgeonly behavior.

When I used to frequent clubs, I'd always ask the bouncer if he wanted a drink. They'd always say no so I'd bring them a water.

It always pays to have them looking out for you.

Uh....lol.