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Boneless Wings are heresy

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Anyone who orders boneless wings needs severe punishment. Whoever came up with the idea of calling chicken nuggets "boneless wings" is a sick sick person. Imagine calling hamburger "boneless ribs"

Wing nights are a sacred tradition, don't fuck it up by ordering boneless wings. By the way if you are too afraid to eat normal wings in front of a girl because it might be messy, your night is going to be boneless entirely.
 
Heterosexual Women are not attracted to bilogical males who have no backbones.
 
What about bone spurs?
Bone spurs indicate Hard work. So i would say Heterosexual women are attracted to hard working Biological males who have bone spurs.

Btw, i have bone spurs, from doing roofing and siding since i was 12 years old. I also have bulged discs and obvious degenerate disc disease.
 
Wings cost too much now for me to do manual labour eating around the bone. It is what it is.

If I pay modern wing prices, I ain’t eating around shit. I know they’re just nuggets but I don’t care
 
Wings cost too much now for me to do manual labour eating around the bone. It is what it is.

If I pay modern wing prices, I ain’t eating around shit. I know they’re just nuggets but I don’t care
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Wings cost too much now for me to do manual labour eating around the bone. It is what it is.

If I pay modern wing prices, I ain’t eating around shit. I know they’re just nuggets but I don’t care
You have to look for deals. I buy wings when they are on sale for $1.98/lb, and also at RD when they are 0.94 cents/lb for miscut party wings.
 
I think the name is dumb but I don't have a problem with wing sauce on oversized nuggets.
 
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That is the whole fun of eating wings eating around the bone, if i want something without bones i can get way better parts off the chicken. I never had these boneless things but it looks gross and should be illegal to be called wings when its not also the chick wings which are just fillings they use probably mostly not even chicken. I feel the same about vegan food trying to sell themselves as products like meat. Countless victims who didnt look right and bought some garbage because from a glance it looks like a meat product.
 
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