Boneless Wings are heresy

[chardog]

I'm not the type of person to sit in front of a lady and suck on a bone




I kid

boneless can mean that it's pink slime or it can mean deboned. I'm ok with deboned.

 

[NoSmilez]

if you don’t eat the whole wing then you are a fruit cup that rather pays more money for a flat or drum.

Am I old pipoing correctly?

 

[Captain Tenneal]

You can also keep the bones. Take them home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby, you got a stew going

 

[Spounman]

Anyone who orders boneless wings needs severe punishment. Whoever came up with the idea of calling chicken nuggets "boneless wings" is a sick sick person. Imagine calling hamburger "boneless ribs"

Wing nights are a sacred tradition, don't fuck it up by ordering boneless wings. By the way if you are too afraid to eat normal wings in front of a girl because it might be messy, your night is going to be boneless entirely.

I've been saying the same thing! There's no such thing as "Boneless Wings", they are flavored chicken nuggets.

 

[Fury]

You can also keep the bones. Take them home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby, you got a stew going

Good to see another alumni of Mr. Weathers here

 

[usernamee]

I have never eaten boneless wings (had to google to see what they look like, doesn't even look like wings at all? Not sure how it works) but I never buy wings because it's too much work to eat those tiny little things with like 40% bone in them.

 

[Berserker13]

I try not to care so much about such trivial things..

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Aren't boneless wings essentially just chicken tenders?

Not gonna lie, I'm not a big wings guy.

I downright dislike buffalo wings.

 

[TeTe]

I agree that boneless wings are just chicken tenders.

That being said, I never order wings. They aren't worth the effort. Too much work for such little payoff

I'd rather order fried chicken breast or thighs.

 

[Osculater]

This. Wings are a scam perpetrated by big poultry

Thats just fowl, yo!

 

[Osculater]

Most of the boneless wings are nuggets made from pink slime

 

[whocares]

I don't hardly do meat anymore cuz my shits all fucked up and for the most part I don't miss it. Cept on vacation, gotta do some pleasure for pain on the road and the one thing i will fuck myself up for is some motherfuckin buffalo wings with enough heat to kill an alien. Down to the gristle, you can't go halfway on wings. I will never fuck with boneless wings again in my life buffalo garlic fried cauliflower is better than fake microwave nugs imo

 

[Rhood]

I have never eaten boneless wings (had to google to see what they look like, doesn't even look like wings at all? Not sure how it works) but I never buy wings because it's too much work to eat those tiny little things with like 40% bone in them.

More like 60% bone, and 40% meat.
And only 10% of the whole chicken.
Hardly filling at all. It's poor people food.

 

[Corona]

Lmao at “wings” in general. You should take those bones

Spoiler

 

[RoseHDCovington]

Heterosexual Women are not attracted to bilogical males who have no backbones.

Wrong, women try to make men act feminine.

 

[Reach Finesse]

I never understood why wings are so expensive

 

[fingercuffs]

I'm not good with sinew, cartlidge or the bad bits around the bone of a wing. I do drumsticks more than wings if I'm making them at home. When I lived in Virginia I used to go to a Buffalo Bills wing bar and always got the boneless.

 

[fingercuffs]

I never understood why wings are so expensive

As in to buy from the store, or eating out? I wasn't aware that they were.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[volodya]

I think its even weirder to eat wings with no feathers.