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Boneless Wings are heresy

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Anyone who orders boneless wings needs severe punishment. Whoever came up with the idea of calling chicken nuggets "boneless wings" is a sick sick person. Imagine calling hamburger "boneless ribs"

Wing nights are a sacred tradition, don't fuck it up by ordering boneless wings. By the way if you are too afraid to eat normal wings in front of a girl because it might be messy, your night is going to be boneless entirely.
 
Heterosexual Women are not attracted to bilogical males who have no backbones.
 
What about bone spurs?
Bone spurs indicate Hard work. So i would say Heterosexual women are attracted to hard working Biological males who have bone spurs.

Btw, i have bone spurs, from doing roofing and siding since i was 12 years old. I also have bulged discs and obvious degenerate disc disease.
 
Wings cost too much now for me to do manual labour eating around the bone. It is what it is.

If I pay modern wing prices, I ain’t eating around shit. I know they’re just nuggets but I don’t care
 
Wings cost too much now for me to do manual labour eating around the bone. It is what it is.

If I pay modern wing prices, I ain’t eating around shit. I know they’re just nuggets but I don’t care
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Wings cost too much now for me to do manual labour eating around the bone. It is what it is.

If I pay modern wing prices, I ain’t eating around shit. I know they’re just nuggets but I don’t care
You have to look for deals. I buy wings when they are on sale for $1.98/lb, and also at RD when they are 0.94 cents/lb for miscut party wings.
 
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They're not wings but they're not nuggets. I like boneless "wings" but I like bone in better.
 
They're not wings but they're not nuggets. I like boneless "wings" but I like bone in better.
How are they not nuggets? They're nuggets of chicken, usually breast meat. Which sucks.
 
How are they not nuggets? They're nuggets of chicken, usually breast meat. Which sucks.
They're nothing the nuggets that me and every other kid grew up with whether fast food or frozen. Totally different thing since it's actually intact meat. Don't let your justified hate cloud your judgement.
 
They're nothing the nuggets that me and every other kid grew up with whether fast food or frozen. Totally different thing since it's actually intact meat. Don't let your justified hate cloud your judgement.
I guess if "nugget" means piece of pressed ground up rib meat, then you're right. I was considering any small to medium sized piece of boneless chicken to be a nugget. This is going to consume my weekend.
 
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